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  1. Newsgroups: alt.cobol
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!wupost!cs.utexas.edu!natinst.com!news.dell.com!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!news.claremont.edu!ucivax!news.service.uci.edu!unogate!stctmkf
  3. From: stctmkf@st.unocal.com (Marc Furon)
  4. Subject: Goldilocks & The Three Bears in COBOL
  5. Message-ID: <1992Nov19.191709.28618@unocal.com>
  6. Followup-To: alt.cobol
  7. Keywords: COBOL Humor
  8. Sender: news@unocal.com (Unocal USENET News)
  9. Organization: Unocal Corporation
  10. Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 19:17:09 GMT
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  14. Does anyone have a copy of Goldilocks & The Three Bears in COBOL?  I had
  15. a copy years ago, but I can't seem to find it now.
  16.  
  17. (It was a classic--the PROCEDURE DIVISION had lines in it like
  18. "EXAMINE BEDS REPLACING ALL GOLDILOCKS BY BEARS.")
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