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- --eugene miya
-
- Acknowledgements:
- elman@amos.ling.ucsd.edu (Jeff Elman)
- mcguire@aero2.aero.org
- minow%thundr.DEC@decwrl.DEC.COM Martin Minow (ex-DECtalk developer)
- Marc Majka <ames!seismo!ubc-vision!vision.ubc.cdn!majka>
- Joseph_D._Becker.osbunorth@Xerox.COM
- Stephen Slade@Yale.Arpa
- Keith F. Lynch <KFL%MX.LCS.MIT.EDU@MC.LCS.MIT.EDU>
- George Swetnam m06242%mwvm@mitre.ARPA
- Erik A. Devereux <GV.DEVEREUX@A20.CC.UTEXAS.EDU>
- norman@nprdc.arpa (Donald A. Norman)
- Vic Churchill <ames!seismo!mcvax!stl.stc.co.uk!jvc>
- "J. A. 'Biep' Durieux" <mcvax!cs.vu.nl!biep@seismo.CSS.GOV>
- Stern.pasa@Xerox.COM
- amsler@flash.bellcore.com (Robert Amsler)
- dciem!mmt (Martin Taylor)
- Bernadette.Kowalski@f.gp.cs.cmu.edu
- Bruce Nevin <bnevin@cch.bbn.com>
- Dale Eaton (dale@cit5.oz) currently Chisolm Institute of Technology, Melbourne
- Ethan Scarl <ethan@BOEING.COM>
- David A Smallberg <das@CS.UCLA.EDU>
- henry schaffer n c state univ TSCHES@TUCC.TUCC
- Rick Vistnes vistnes@whitney.stanford.edu
- Peter Bernus, Key Centre for Software Technology bernus@batserver.cs.uq.oz.au
- me
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-
- How to recognize speech
- How to wreck a nice beach
-
- By my (miya) own doodling:
-
- How to recognize peach
- How to recognize teach
- How to recognize each
- How to recognize reach
- How to wreck a nice peach
- How to wreck a nice teach
- How to wreck a nice each
- How to wreck a nice reach
- How to wreck cognize peach
- How to wreck cognize reach
- How to wreck cog nice peach
- leech
- breech
- Quiche
- deck dog dice
- beck bog mice
- heck fog lice
- peck gog slice
- tech hog vice
- log rice
- ______ preliminary noise
- _____________________ signal
- Wreck wog rice reach
-
- LISP: Ba Ba Wa Wa [from SNL]
-
- Something useful might be `rev /usr/dict/words | sort | rev`
- (near
-
- "In mud eels are, in tar none are".
-
- grey day / grade A
- euthanasia / youth in Asia
- "Whats that up in the road" ahead / a head?
-
- "Take off your hat and dloves"
-
- and then ask them what you said. 99% of all people will insist that
- you said the word "gloves".
-
- I'd be happy if you could do the digits, including "Oh", and Yes/No.
- Continuous digits, telephone quality, no training, male and female voice.
-
- The problem is in distinguishing "oh" from "no".
-
- Getting the alphabet (not "alpha", "bravo", but "aye", "bee") would
- be nice, too.
-
- I love you
- Isle of View
-
- I think you need at least one example in Chinese, and here's my favorite
- (because I actually said it by mistake). The numbers after the words
- are phonic "tones". What I meant to say was:
-
- Wo(3) hen(3) xiang(3) shui(4)-jiao(4) -- I want to go to sleep
-
- ... but what I actually ended up saying was:
-
- Wo(3) hen(3) xiang(4) shui(3)-jiao(3) -- I am like a boiled ravioli
-
- Just out of interest the above could also be interpreted as...
-
- Wo(3) hen(4) xiang(3) shui(2)-jiao(2) -- I hate the sound of gargling
- and
- Wo(3) hen(2) xiang(4) shui(2)-jiao(1) -- I mark where the elephant pees
-
- ...or so I believe in my limited understanding.
- I should think,however, that in speech recognition and synthesis Chinese would
- be quite an easy language to handle. The phonemes are quite distinct and surely
- the tonal structure (- / \ ^) could be a cinch for the software/hardware?
-
- "ice cream"/"I scream"
- "beginning"/"big inning"
- "soccer"/"sock her"
- "its hardware problems are intermittent"/"it's hard where problems ..."
- "attacks"/"a tax"
-
- from Mark Twain:
- "Good-bye God, I'm going to Missouri."/"Good, by God, I'm going to Missouri."
-
- A notion of water/an ocean of water.
-
- [New York accent only] An arm and a leg/a nominal egg.
-
-
- Years ago at Bell Labs, I heard the following:
-
- "Joe took mother's shoe bench out; she was waiting at my lawn."
-
- With regard to difficult speech recognition problems, I just saw
- variations of the following on the wall of a mens room, so credit goes
- to anonymous students at the University of Texas:
-
- ``Our understanding of urine formation was clearly wrong.''
- ``Our understanding of your information was clearly wrong.''
-
- AN example I have used, that that origginally was a real
- ^^^^^^^^^ [interesting cognitive artifact, WWB --enm]
- confusion that happened to me is
-
- Said: I went out last night and saw a new display.
- Heard: I wnet out last night and saw a nudist play.
-
-
- One rather contrived example that I dreamed up (I was trying
- to prove to a guy that a particularly simplistic phoneme-to-
- word mapping algorithm he was proposing wouldn't work):
-
- a nand gate / an and gate
-
- How every damsel ate a rival.
- However, Edam's a late arrival.
-
- The tricky thing here is that the word boundaries in 1 are
- in mid-word in 2 and vice versa (actually fairly rare in practice.)
-
- As some speech chips in Japanese cars say:
-
- "A door is a jar"
-
- Jeez, weren't any of you rocket scientists ever in sixth grade? How
- about the family of proper names, including Ben Dover, and Mike Hunt?
-
- More from the scatalogical speech recognition department, rocket
- scientist (NASA-type) sub-bureau: Uranus jokes, as in "I'm going to set
- up my telescope and take a good look at Uranus. Did you realize there
- are rings around Uranus?..."
-
- Two speech recognition trickies from Eng. Lit.:
-
- Our Glass Lake (Hourglass Lake) -- Nabokov
-
- Make-Believe Express (Maple Leaf Express) -- Thurber
-
- Chapter II: Moron intelligence (More on ..)
-
- ...and then there are those cardbord circles with TUIT writtem on them, which
- you can give someone who says: "I'll do it when I get around to it".
- "Well, here you have a round TUIT."
-
- Remember the old song...
-
- Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
- A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you.
- (kid will ==> kid'll)
-
- (Come to think of it.... find me a speech generator that will
- say the plural of doe when reading that!)
-
- Maresey dotes and dozey dotes and little lambsey divy
- A kiddle de divey too, wouldn't you
-
- Now that I think of it, how could one miss a whole song based on a tough
- speech recognition example (and thanks to Dr. Demento for making a 1940
- novelty song available to post-1940 listeners):
-
- Mairzy doats and doazy doats and little lamsy divy;
- A kiddly divy do, wouldn't you?
- etc.
-
-
- Now let's talk about {arrays,a raise}.
- Suppose we have a {sorted,sordid} array.
-
-
- The Canadian prime minister seems to have sent a ship full of fish
- once, as 3rd world aid, with the accompanying text:
-
- Nehru, my cod to thee.
-
-
- Cole's Law (thinly sliced cabbage)
-
-
- It is usually claimed that sentential or speech ambiguities can be
- resolved by knowing the context. I heard one on TV the other night
- that cannot be so resolved. It could be disambiguated only by
- asking the talker. Here is the situation:
-
- A nature program was describing the return of salmon from the sea to
- their native river. During the salt-to-fresh water transition, they
- congregate in the shallow water at the mouth of the river. One after
- another, they are picked off by swooping sea-birds. The commentator
- said " ... they are picked off by {terns|turns}." Knowing completely
- the context, it is impossible to know which he meant, although the two
- meanings are very different.
-
- [I would suppose that many puns are constructed (or at least
- sharpened) examples of such ambiguities. -- KIL]
-
- Another short example, taken from an I Spy episode:
- "glass pants" vs. "clasp hands"
-
- Subject: homophones
-
- There is an article in the March number of _Memory & Cognition_ (15.2:154-168)
- that lists almost 600 homophonous pairs in English, and gives references
- to the literature from which the list was culled. It is `The Subjective
- Familiarity of English Homophones' by Roger J. Kreuz. These pairs could
- be used to construct pairs of utterances where juncture was not involved.
- For example, `We applauded the saver/savor of the soup.' I'm sure less
- artificial examples could be constructed.
-
-
- Is there a distinction between "difficult speech recognition problems" and
- ordinary homonyms?
-
- E.g., sword/soared
- or crustacean/crew station
-
- Is it length, number of words? I spose the best ones should be complete
- sentences that at least two valid interpretations.
-
- Re the Chinese example (which does fit these criteria): I am told that there
- is a paragraph-length story in Chinese composed entirely of the single
- syllable "sze" with only tonal variations; in spite of the length (=> good
- context), native speakers can understand it only after several hearings.
-
- Meta-syntax / Medicine Tax
-
- Write Ms. Wright a letter right away.
-
- A famous example is the words of Bank Ban from the
- drama of the Hungarian Joszef Katona's "Bank Ban".
-
- (this is in LaTex; so you have to print to get the real accents)
-
- 1. A kir\'{a}lyn\H{o}t meg\"{o}lni? Nem! Ellenzem !
-
- "To kill the Queen? No! I am agains it."
-
- 2. A kir\'{a}lyn\H{o}t meg\"{o}lni nem ellenzem.
-
- "I am not against killing the Queen."
-
- or dumb-ascii with the accent marks stripped:
-
-
- 1. A kiralynot megolni? Nem! Ellenzem !
- 2. A kiralynot megolni nem ellenzem.
-
- From SAIL at Stanford:
- Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
-
- (Heresy ladle furry starry toiling udder warts --- warts welches altar
- girdle deferent firmer once inner regional virgin.)
- Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner
- ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge, dock, florist. Disk ladle gull orphan
- worry putty ladle rat cluck wetter ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple
- colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
- Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut's murder colder inset.
- "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, heresy ladle basking winsome burden barter an
- shirker cockles. Tick disk ladle basking tutor cordage offer groin-murder hoe
- lifts honor udder site offer florist. Shaker lake! Dun stopper laundry wrote!
- Dun stopper peck floors! Dun daily-doily inner florist, an yonder nor sorghum-
- stenches, dun stopper torque wet strainers!"
- "Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut, an tickle ladle
- basking an stuttered oft.
- Honor wrote tutor cordage offer groin-murder, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
- mitten anomalous woof.
- "Wail, wail, wail!" set disk wicket woof, "Evanescent Ladle Rat
- Rotten Hut! Wares are putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"
- "Armor goring tumor groin-murder's," reprisal ladle gull. "Grammar's
- seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter an shirker cockles."
- "O hoe! Heifer gnats woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught tomb
- shelf, "Oil tickle shirt court tutor cordage offer groin-murder. Oil
- ketchup wetter letter, an den....O bore!"
- Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, an whinny retched a cordage
- offer groin-murder, picked inner windrow, an sore debtor pore oil worming
- worse lion inner bet. Inner flesh, disk abdominal woof lipped honor bet,
- paunched honor pore oil worming, an garbled erupt. Den disk ratchet
- ammonol pot honor groin-murder's nut cup an gnat-gun, any curdled ope inner
- bet.
- Inner ladle wile, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut a raft attar cordage, an ranker
- dough ball. "Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof, disgracing is
- verse.
- Ladle Rat Rotten Hut entity bet rum, an stud buyer groin-murder's bet.
- "O Grammar!" crater ladle gull historically, "Water bag icer gut! A
- nervous sausage bag ice!"
- "Battered lucky chew whiff, sweat hard," setter bloat-Thursday woof,
- wetter wicket small honors phase.
- "O, Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!"
- "Battered small your whiff, doling," whiskered dole woof, ants mouse
- worse waddling.
- "O Grammar, water bag mouser gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!"
- Daze worry on-forger-nut ladle gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden,
- caking offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disk hoard-hoarded woof
- lipped own pore Ladle Rat Rotten Hut an garbled erupt.
-
- MURAL: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet
- strainers.
-
- Little Red Riding Hood
-
- (Here is a little fairy story told in other words --- words which are
- altogether different from the ones in the original version.)
- Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived with her mother
- in a little cottage on the edge of a large, dark forest. This little girl
- often wore a pretty little red cloak with a little red hat, and for this
- reason people called her Little Red Riding Hood.
- One morning, Little Red Riding Hood's mother called her inside.
- "Little Red Riding Hood, here's a little basket with some bread and
- butter and sugar cookies. Take this little basket to the cottage of your
- grandmother who lives on the other side of the forest. Shake a leg! Don't
- stop along the road! Don't stop to pick flowers! Don't dilly-dally in the
- forest, and under no circumstances, don't stop to talk with strangers!"
- "Okay, mother," responded Little Red Riding Hood, and took the little
- basket and started off.
- On the road to the cottage of her grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood
- met an enormous wolf.
- "Well, well, well!" said this wicked wolf. "If it isn't Little Red
- Riding Hood! Where's our pretty little girl going with her little basket?
- "I am going to my grandmother's," replied the little girl. "Grandma's
- sick in bed. I'm taking her some bread and butter and sugar cookies."
- "O ho! Have a nice walk," said the wicked wolf, but he thought to him-
- self, "I'll take the short cut to the cottage of her grandmother. I'll
- catch up with her later, and then....O boy!"
- So the wicked wolf took a short cut, and when he reached the cottage
- of her grandmother, peeked in her window, and saw that a poor old woman
- was lying in her bed. In a flash, this abominable wolf leapt on her bed,
- pounced on the poor old woman, and gobbled her up. Then this wretched
- animal put on her grandmother's night cap and nightgown, and curled up in
- her bed.
- In a little while, Little Red Riding Hood arrived at the cottage, and
- rang the door bell. "Come in, sweetheart," said the wicked wolf, disguising
- his voice.
- Little Red Riding Hood entered the bed room, and stood by her grandmother's
- bed.
- "Oh Grandma!" cried the little girl hysterically, "What big eyes you've got!
- I never saw such big eyes!"
- "Better to look at you with, sweetheart," said the blood-thirsty wolf,
- with a wicked smile on his face.
- "Oh Grandma! what a big nose! I never saw such an enourmous big nose!"
- "Better to smell you with, darling," whispered the old wolf, and his mouth
- was watering.
- "Oh Grandma, what a big mouth you've got! I never saw such a big mouth!"
- These were the unfortunate little girl's last words. All of a sudden,
- taking off the covers and springing out of bed, this hard-hearted wolf
- leapt on poor Little Red Riding Hood and gobbled her up.
-
- MORAL: Under no circumstances should little girls stop and talk with
- strangers.
-
- About the author:
-
- The author is Howard L. Chace, and that's all I know about him.
- "Ladle" comes from a book entitled Anguish Languish (English Language), written
- by Chace and published by Prentice-Hall in 1956. Aside from "Ladle Rat Rotten
- Hut," there are also other fairy tales ("Guilty Looks Enter Tree Beers,"
- "Center Alley"), nursery rhymes ("Marry Hatter Ladle Limb," "Sinker Sucker
- Socks Pants"), a version of the famous baseball story, "Casing Adder Bet," and
- some songs ("Hive Ban Walking Honor Rail Rut," "Hormone Derange").
-
-