Transcription: I could teach a teacher how to be a teacher. All you teachers, listen to me. If I could teach a teacher how How to be a teacher We'd all be as happy as can be You wanna teach math? I'll tell you what to do Say, people check it out Now one and one is two One and one is two Two and two is four It's time for recess Everybody hit the door How to teach a teacher How to be a teacher All you teachers Listen to me If I could teach a teacher how to be a teacher We'd all be as happy as can be You wanna teach science? It's easy as can be There's molecules and atoms, though they're very hard to see There' ...
