PC World Komputer 1996 September/PCWK996.iso/sharewar/win/rozne/ragnrock/loki.int

INI File | 1994-06-20 | 9.6 KB | 227 lines

[01]
Mannaz   - The Self
You're the man, dude. The world is your oyster and you stand at
the centre, in all the squishy bits. Don't let anyone tell you that
self is unimportant. After all, you only know ONE THING for
absolute sure; YOU EXIST. Try thinking about yourself more.
[01R]
Mannaz   - The Self (Reversed)
Blow that trumpet, dude. You're hot to trot, let the world know.
Being modest will only make people hate you, goody two-shoes.
[02]
Gebo     - Partnership
Let's get it on! We're talking sins of the flesh here. If you
see a chance for some of the naughty stuff, why deny yourself?
Get it while you can! Remember, no one loves a wrinkly!
[03]
Ansuz    - Signals
Everybody want a piece of your action. All day long messages are
coming in - watch out for information overload, dude. Most of
what people are saying to you is liquid fertiliser - filter out
the roses from the background noise and move move move!
[03R]
Ansuz    - Signals (Reversed)
Cloth ears! When will you learn to listen? When the big bad dude
himself is talking, pay attention. In your miserable mortal little
life, you usually get one shot - aim to kill.
[04]
Othila   - Separation
Time to move on, dude. Out and out cruelty is often the kindest way.
If we're talking quotes relationships quotes, it's definitely
time for the old heave ho. Don't hang around, swing those elbows!
[04R]
Othila   - Separation (Reversed)
You're for the drop. Make sure there are plenty of comfy pillows
under the ledge. Try and be real about it, man. Who needs that
crap anyway?
[05]
Uruz     - Strength
For a mortal, you're one tough hombre. You might need a double dose
of muscles though, for what's coming up. Hit hard and hit early.
Remember, the best form of defence is attack (Clauswitz). The most
important element in attack is surprise (Leibnitz). Ergo, smack your
enemy before he even knows you exist! (Python).
[05R]
Uruz     - Strength (Reversed)
Whoops! You missed it! What did I say about paying attention? Now
you'll have to wait till the whole damn enchillada cycles round
again...
[06]
Perth    - Initiation
Get this! You won't believe your eyes! Something BIG is coming up
and YOU are the lucky recipient. Just make sure you have plenty of
the small rubber friends to hand!
[06R]
Perth    - Initiation (Reversed)
You're the butt of the joke, dude. What's called for is either a good
smack to the prankster's lobes, or a stoic smile. Try and guess which
option the Loked one prefers.
[07]
Nauthiz  - Constraint
Ever been wrapped in clingfilm at a party? That's how this sucker
feels. How you deal with this is tricky - get brutal and you'll
end up on the meat counter at Sainsbury's. Resist not and experience
the joys of the plastic straightjacket.
[07R]
Nauthiz  - Constraint (Reversed)
Ouch! You're being poked by the Bringer of Pain and Hardship. In
this case though, you have both the boot and the foot, and can
kick back yourself. Shins are particularly vulnerable at this time...
[08]
Inguz    - Fertility
Time for a fresh start. Move town, change your name, forge credit
card applications. It's a big old world, and if you stultify in
one little corner, you'll hate yourself for ever more. (Not to
mention that I, the Loked one, will hate you mucho moro than
I normally hate soft little mortlings).
[09]
Eihwaz   - Defence
Other Gods will tell you about blockages. I say, eat a bowl of
All-Bran. You can't have both an immovable object and an irresistable
force in the same universe. Push hard enough and any barrier will
crumble. You're gonna need eyes in the back of your bonce, though,
to keep a watchful eye on those midgets who'd whack you from behind...
[10]
Algiz    - Protection
Don't be such a pussy! Wimping out because your poor little feelings
are hurt! Get a grip, dude, and dry those occipital regions. Smile
and the whole world smiles with you. Cry, and you wet your face.
[10R]
Algiz    - Protection (Reversed)
Backs to the wall, dudes. Don't bend down when trouble's around!
Keep an eye on those trustworthy individuals you don't really trust,
because the chances are you can't trust them. You have been warned.
[11]
Fehu     - Possessions
Looks like a Pools - win just over the horizon. Possessions, wealth
and fame, you can have it all. Let me just pour a little cold water
on this though; in 50 years you'll be a little pile of dust no matter
how big your bank balance.
[11R]
Fehu     - Possessions (Reversed)
Didn't I see your name in the bankruptcy petitions? You could end up
losing it all, dude. Don't carry it all in one pocket, or the
mugging that's in store could wipe you out.
[12]
Wunjo    - Joy
Smug little son-of-a, ain't you? You know you've done good, and
are confidently waiting for the yellow bird of happiness to flit
down and land on your shoulder. I hope he craps on your head.
[12R]
Wunjo    - Joy (Reversed)
Ohhh dear. What kind of a person walks around with a face like
that? Unlike in the song, things CAN'T only get better. Stock
up on brown trousers and wellies, you're in the brown stuff.
[13]
Jera     - Harvest
Whatever your idea was, it was a good one. The rewards you
deserve are about to tumble out of the sky onto you, as a direct
result of your own hard work. You might have to wait a while;
better hope you don't get run over by a bus before the good
times roll.
[14]
Kano     - Opening
A sudden flash of light, a sudden insight; an awareness. "Did I
turn the TV off before I went to bed?" These are the questions
which trouble mortal small hours. Like an adulterer caught in
a paperazzi's flash bulb, you've suddenly cottoned on.
[14R]
Kano     - Opening (Reversed)
Bad news, dude. Your'e temporarily stuffed. Seems like you've
wandered into a maze, and every which way you turn is yet another
dead end. You know what the Loked one does in situations like this?
Gets out the hedge trimmers.
[15]
Teiwaz   - Warrior
You great big tough son-of-a. Fancy a few rounds with me? And I'm
not talking golf here. The bigger they are, the harder etc etc etc.
No one loves a smartarse (except me), so temper the testosterone
with a little gingham dress.
[15R]
Teiwaz   - Warrior (Reversed)
You may be tough, but you're also stupid. Brawn with out brains is
about as much use as a chocolate teapot. Remember Samson? Ginormous
tough hombre, didn't use Pantene Pro Z Conditioner, and look what
happened to him. Ho Hum.
[16]
Berkana  - Growth
Either you are expanding spiritually, so fast that ordinary mortals
can't bear to look at you, or you've developed a nasty little lump
on the side of your neck. Either way, get it seen to.
[16R]
Berkana  - Growth (Reversed)
Either you are the spiritual equivalent of a school sports teacher,
or you have a dent in the top of your head. Actually, most sports
teachers have dents in the top of their heads anyway. What can it
all mean?
[17]
Ehwaz    - Movement
Ever had that feeling there's a 10 ton piano about to drop on your
head? You'd better move sideways quick, or you'll be moving
downways even quicker.
[17R]
Ehwaz    - Movement (Reversed)
Keep very still. Do nothing, try not to breathe even. Be motionless.
Explicit enough for ya?
[18]
Laguz    - Flow
For a mortal, you can occasionally show almost pathetic flashes of
intuition. Now would be a good time to go with the flow dude, and
trust your woefully underdeveloped sixth sense. (if you can call
your other five 'senses').
[18R]
Laguz    - Flow (Reversed)
Only well strong dudes can swim against the current. Even super
top olympic swimmers have been know to get flushed out to sea,
returning as bloated green dead things, nibbled by fish. If you
are gonna chance it, make sure your water wings are hyper inflated.
[19]
Hagalaz  - Disruption
It's piano on the head time again. The best laid plans of mice
nad mortals etc etc etc. Serious warning dude, trouble's
brewing, and if you're wise you'll give yourself some manouevering
space - a bit of back up perhaps.
[20]
Raido    - Communication
Talk talk talk. Almost all the wars in history could have been
averted if one side had simply said two words:- "We Surrender".
Sometimes talk ain't enough.
[20R]
Raido    - Communication (Reversed)
You might very well have gigantic Indian Elephant lobes, but
you don't listen. A bit of earnest nodding and "Ah-Ha"s will
save an awful load of effort on your part.
[21]
Thurisaz - Gateway
This is a big chance, a big step. Rushing into this could be bad
news dude, for who knows what lies through the window of opportunity
ahead of you. You will do it; just be careful how you approach.
[21R]
Thurisaz - Gateway (Reversed)
Welllll. You surely seem to be slamming those doors left right and
centre. Are you trying to keep someone out, or yourself in? The other
Gods (smurfs that they are) always try to jolly you up with
"opportunity disguised as loss", but in my experience, opportunity
always comes disguised as opportunity.
[22]
Dagas    - Breakthrough
Here we go here we go here we go. You've done it dude, hit the
nail on the head, scored the bullseye, got the ketchup on the plate
at last. Don't be surprised at the humongous success flitting your
way, it's yours, all yours. Guard it jealously, for there is only
so much success to go round.
[23]
Isa      - Standstill
You're dead in the water dude. Becalmed. Try puffing at the sail.
No, seriously, you'll just have to wait as all lines are engaged.
[24]
Sowelu   - Wholeness
Just what I don't like, an uppity mortal who by being a real goody
twelve shoes has attained some degree of grace.
[25]
Odin     - The Unknowable
No comment.
[00]
ODIN