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- ┌───────┤ Before the meeting │───┐
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- └──────>│ There was a big disccusion before the meeting happened. Where │
- │ should the meeting be? Moscow, said someone, and that was the │
- │ final word. But becoz almost everyone who agreed with that said, │
- │ that he cant come, Darkman and I decided to make the meeting in │
- │ my city Brno in Czech Republic. │
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- │ First reactions were better than I expected. Many ppl wanted to │
- │ come, they were about 20+. I sent to everyone who asked me about │
- │ meeting mail, where was explained the program, accommodation, │
- │ local prizes etc... but something went wrong. Darkman, Lord Julus,│
- │ and many spanish coderz and memberz of 29A couldn't come becoz of │
- │ problems with money and/or lack of time. The rest didn't answer me│
- │ in two months, so it thought they can't or don't want to come. │
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- │ I reserved for all foreign ppl rooms in hotel and gave them the │
- │ address of not mentioned pub, that was supposed to work as our │
- │ own headquarterz :) │
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- │ Ppl from Czech Republic promised me to call me when they will be │
- │ able to come. │
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- │ The meeting started at the 31st of July 2000, at 12:00 CET. │
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- │ Ppl that were officially on the meeting: │
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- │ - Benny/29A (Benny es typicamento Chec :) │
- │ - GigaByte (the only one female coder, alcoholic and pothead :) │
- │ - GriYo/29A (say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed :) │
- │ - Maia (aka Odyssey) │
- │ - Ratter │
- │ - Skag (small hacker, big human) │
- │ - Mort/MATRiX │
- │ - Alko │
- │ - Axe │
- │ - Prizzy/29A (He doesn't spread viruses, but knowledge ;) │
- │ - Igi ( http://www.viry.cz ) │
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- ┌───────┤ Start of the meeting │─────┐
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- └──────>│ The first day I was waiting for GigaByte and Skag. GigaByte │
- │ arrived at 2 o'clock with her grandfather. All the day I was │
- │ drinking beerz in the pub and when Skag (he is one hacker, living │
- │ in Brno) arrived, I was already pretty drunk. We, GigaByte, Skag │
- │ and me, started to drink more and more. GigaByte got drunk from │
- │ two small beerz and one Becherovka. After we left the pub, we │
- │ decided to teach GigaByte smoke a weed :) Unfortunately, GigaByte │
- │ didn't get stoned, becoz I hadn't enough weed :/ We went to one │
- │ disco (called Relax), where we had some tequillas. GigaByte got │
- │ totally drunk from two Vodka+Redbull. Heh, she told me that in │
- │ Belgium its very favourite combination. I also had one Vodka with │
- │ Redbull, but I wasn't drunk. But the tomorrow's morning, I felt │
- │ really pretty bad. I had totally red eyes and it took me some time│
- │ to start to walk :). Fuck Giga, with Vodka and Redbull you are │
- │ drunk only the next day or what?! :P Hehehe... │
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- │ We also didn't forget that day to talk about viruses and hang on │
- │ IRC in cybercaffee :) │
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- ┌───────┤ The famous 2nd day │─────┐
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- └──────>│ 2nd day we waited for GriYo, Maia (GriYo's gf), Ratter, Mort and │
- │ and Axe. Ratter arrived in the morning, Mort and Axe later. │
- │ GriYo told me that he will arrive to Prague and asked me, if I │
- │ could find someone to get him from Prague to Brno. I couldn't │
- │ find anyone, so I told GriYo to take a taxi. Finally, my father │
- │ found someone, but it was already late to say it to GriYo. GriYo │
- │ didn't know that I will wait for him in the airport in the Prague.│
- │ Unfortunately, the airplane was late, meanwhile another airplane │
- │ from Spain arrived. GriYo wasn't there. I waited there for one and│
- │ half of hour, then I decided to ask one lady from airport, if she │
- │ could ask in reproductorz all airport staff and ppl for guy called│
- │ "GriYo". Hehehe, she was astonished when I said, that I'm looking │
- │ for "GriYo", without any surname :)) Noone with "GriYo" handle was│
- │ not found, so I decided to leave. I was pretty angry, becoz I │
- │ spent about 90 USDs for the travel and I didn't find GriYo. │
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- │ While I was in Prague, Ratter and GigaByte went to cybercaffee. │
- │ They gave the first infos about meeting to *-zine guys, so they │
- │ could informate other ppl on their website. Axe and Mort also │
- │ arrived. They were all waiting for me in the pub. │
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- │ I arrived back to the pub in the evening, ofcoz without GriYo. I │
- │ saw GigaByte, Axe and Mort sitting silently in a pub (Ratter left │
- │ while I was on the way to Brno). Hehehe, GigaByte is very gewd in │
- │ english speaking, oppositelly to Axe and Mort, and those guys were│
- │ affraid of Giga :). I told them, that the art of speaking in │
- │ english is to NOT show, that you don't understand and look like │
- │ you do :). They replied me: "Heh, well, and what do you think that│
- │ we did all the time you were outta here, eh?" X-DDDD │
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- │ Axe decided to leave, so I was alone with Mort and GigaByte. I │
- │ didn't know what to do. Perhaps wait until the pub will close, and│
- │ then go to home... we were joking that GriYo tried to smuggle some│
- │ weed and now he is in jail. I told him, that if there will be any │
- │ problem or change, to call me. And he didn't. On the other hand, │
- │ ppl in jail can use telephone only once time, and it's not │
- │ possible that he would call ME (not lawyer) and say, that he won't│
- │ come to meeting, hehe... :DDD And that time the receptionist │
- │ called to the pub and said, that in a hotel there are some │
- │ "strange" ppl talking in spanish. Fuck!!! Finally!!! │
- │ I went to hotel and shouted: "Oh my g0d, GriYo, Maia, where da │
- │ fuck you were?!" They looked at me like to mad :) It was really │
- │ gewd feeling to know, that they are OK. │
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- │ We went to the pub, had a dinner, some beerz and some TYPICAL │
- │ CZECH DRINKS (hello Maia :), such as Becherovka. Giga got drunk │
- │ again, becoz she mixed it with beerz and Whiskey :) │
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- │ GriYo and Maia were a bit tired from the travel (and Giga from │
- │ drinking :), so they went to sleep soon. I was drinking on and on,│
- │ and now I can't remember how did I get home. Maybe by taxi? :) │
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- ┌───────┤ 3rd day - the party time │─────┐
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- └──────>│ That morning it was really hard. I had pretty huge hangover (I │
- │ slept only for 4 hours) and I had to wake up very early becoz │
- │ Prizzy and Alko should arrive. When we met each other, we went to │
- │ the pub to have some beers. That time also arrived Ratter. Giga │
- │ woke up with hangover too and she couldn't understand how we can │
- │ drink 2,5 litres of beer for breakfast :) GriYo and Maia were OK. │
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- │ We decided to take some photos of one most famous AV company in │
- │ Czech Republic - Grisoft (c) Software. It was really funny, becoz │
- │ every minute could see us some AV freak and beat us :) Fortunately│
- │ noone saw us... now, almost everyone has photo(s) with some │
- │ "weird" guys/girlz in front of the AV building :)) │
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- │ Then we went to one very famous pub in Brno. Everybody drank some │
- │ ( = many :) beerz. We left after some hours to smoke some weed. │
- │ GriYo again proved himself as very gewd guy and gave us his joint │
- │ from hash that he smuggled from Spain. The hash was from Maroco, │
- │ and it was a bit strong, and so some ppl get stoned immediatelly. │
- │ Then we visited some other pubs. In one pub there weren't any │
- │ ashtrays... you can imagine how the pub looked like after one │
- │ hour, eh? X-D │
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- │ We visited cybercaffee (meanwhile Skag arrived to meeting). I and │
- │ GigaByte were sitting at one computer. There was pretty funny │
- │ discussion on IRC. GigaByte: "Benny is st0ned" GigaByte: "GigaByte│
- │ is drunk from one beer" GigaByte: "I am NOT" GigaByte: "She is" │
- │ GigaByte: "I AM NOT" GigaByte: "SHE IS!" And becoz we were on IRC │
- │ only under Giga's nickname (so noone could know that there are two│
- │ ppl, someone replied: "Hey GigaByte, I can see the meeting is │
- │ pretty hard for yer brain, eh? You are getting schyzofrenic" :)) │
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- │ After that we decided to go to park and smoke again. Prizzy and │
- │ Axe couldn't watch us how we are smoking to the deadness and so │
- │ they went home. Prizzy didn't return. │
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- │ Then we went to one restaurant where usually eat AVerz. GriYo was │
- │ pretty overeated. We went to one university club (to put some │
- │ alcohol to our blood :), GriYo showed us on his notebook his │
- │ projects (AV program, Sniffer, IRC client, RDA engine, and many │
- │ other interesting programs) and after that we decided to go to │
- │ sleep. GriYo had full stomach and he needed to go to toilets. │
- │ The nearest toilets were about 100 metres from our place. GriYo │
- │ said "NO, I can't wait anymore", ran to the nearest building and │
- │ "dropped a shit" there. Hehehe, the building was the army academy!│
- │ After that we wanted to piss the Grisoft building, but there were │
- │ many ppl near that. Heh, nevertheless, I think it was really gewd │
- │ target. Army academy in Brno in Czech Republic was infected by │
- │ GriYo's polymorphic stealth direct-infection one-day-resident │
- │ shit!!! :)) │
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- │ Another goal was that GigaByte got FIRSTLY in her life STONED. │
- │ Congrats Giga, keep working on yourself! :) │
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- ┌───────┤ 4th day - the st0ned day │─────┐
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- └──────>│ Next morning - next huge hangover. This day we were walking thru │
- │ the city. We visited churches, many pubs, crypt (we saw preserved │
- │ corpses :), teashops (our favourite place, there we could smoke │
- │ some very good and strong tabacco from waterpipe) and so on. │
- │ GigaByte, well known non-smoking VXer (:-) also smoked. In the │
- │ evening we went to our favourite park to smoke something. I won │
- │ the contest "who will smoke more hash". Well, as Giga said, I │
- │ looked like vampire becoz of my veeeeeeeeeery red eyes :) Many ppl│
- │ couldn't walk and talk becoz of that great amount of hash, │
- │ including me >D. │
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- ┌───────┤ 5th day - GriYosoft action │─────┐
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- └──────>│ Previous day, after we consumed many beerz and weed, we wanted to │
- │ show the Grisoft (czech AV company) and to everybody our presence │
- │ on the meeting in Brno. We wanted to make something famous on our │
- │ meeting. We wanted to create some poster about meeting and │
- │ distribute it all around Brno. We decided to write to A4 paper │
- │ "GriYosoft, Vx meeting Brno 2000", sign there every visitor of the│
- │ meeting and distribute about 40 copies. At Grisoft building we │
- │ placed there 2 copies and made some photos of that :) We did the │
- │ same at Czech Television building, high-school, some computer │
- │ shops and railway station, really :))) │
- │ After that we went to pool club to celibrate :) I was drunk from │
- │ 15 beerz I drank all the day and GigaByte from vodka+redbull │
- │ again :) When we were totally drunk, Gigabyte showed us the source│
- │ code of Scrambler virus. Heh, GriYo and I started discussion with │
- │ Giga on the theme "what could be done better", "what could be more│
- │ optimized" and "why is ASM better than HLLs". Although Giga could │
- │ not talk becoz of alcohol in her blood, GriYo and I started to │
- │ teach her assembler. Wow, Gigabyte, HLL coder started to │
- │ understand assembler :) Also, good stuff is that she remembers │
- │ something from that :) │
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- └──────>│ In the morning Igi (one czech guy, he has webpage about viruses │
- │ and antiviruses, news etc - http://www.viry.cz) arrived. Again we │
- │ visited teashops, pubs and some parks, where we used to smoke. │
- │ That was also the last day. Everybody was very tired from that │
- │ non-stop drinking and smoking. Our stomachs were burned by alcohol│
- │ and pillows by dust from joints and pipes :) In the night, we │
- │ visited one pool club... we played pool and drank more and more. │
- │ Becoz everybody was tired and becoz GriYo, Maia and Giga had to │
- │ wake up early, we decided to go to sleep. Meeting was in the end. │
- │ On my way to home I and Skag sticked some GriYosoft posters in the│
- │ city... nice end of meeting :P │
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- ┌───────┤ What happened then? │─────┐
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- └──────>│ What happened then? I also had to wake up early, becoz I went with│
- │ GriYo and Maia to Prague to the airport. Also GigaByte, although │
- │ she was leaving in the afternoon, she wanted to see us for the │
- │ last time. GriYo and Maia went to Amsterdam, where was the next │
- │ meeting (it was the 6th of August). I also went to Amsterdam, in │
- │ the 9th of August. I stayed there at Rajaat's house. │
- │ In the 10th of August, when I arrived to Amsterdam (together with │
- │ my friend), I had the meeting with GriYo and Maia in one coffeshop│
- │ near the busstation. We smoked a lot, finally, again in Amsterdam,│
- │ in the most beautiful city in the world. Unfortunately, we didn't │
- │ meet anymore, becoz of my mobil-phone, that crap (heh, when I │
- │ arrived back to .cz, the 2nd day some gipsy stole me that :/). │
- │ At Rajaat's house we smoked about 20 joints per a day, and also │
- │ ate magic mushrooms. That was really very nice time. │
- │ Well, from the 31st of July to the 17th of August, I had the best │
- │ time of my life. │
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- ┌───────┤ Final words │─────┐
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- └──────>│ When I was writting this article, I forgot many details of the │
- │ meeting. Perhaps, I forgot to write about one day, perhaps I │
- │ wrote about non-existing day (becoz of drugs and my fantasy :), │
- │ perhaps it happened in another days, then I wrote. │
- │ Perhaps nothing happened and it was only dream. However, it was │
- │ really nice dream. Thnx my friends! │
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