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Where │ │ should the meeting be? Moscow, said someone, and that was the │ │ final word. But becoz almost everyone who agreed with that said, │ │ that he cant come, Darkman and I decided to make the meeting in │ │ my city Brno in Czech Republic. │ │ │ │ First reactions were better than I expected. Many ppl wanted to │ │ come, they were about 20+. I sent to everyone who asked me about │ │ meeting mail, where was explained the program, accommodation, │ │ local prizes etc... but something went wrong. Darkman, Lord Julus,│ │ and many spanish coderz and memberz of 29A couldn't come becoz of │ │ problems with money and/or lack of time. The rest didn't answer me│ │ in two months, so it thought they can't or don't want to come. │ │ │ │ I reserved for all foreign ppl rooms in hotel and gave them the │ │ address of not mentioned pub, that was supposed to work as our │ │ own headquarterz :) │ │ │ │ Ppl from Czech Republic promised me to call me when they will be │ │ able to come. │ │ │ │ The meeting started at the 31st of July 2000, at 12:00 CET. │ │ │ │ │ │ Ppl that were officially on the meeting: │ │ │ │ - Benny/29A (Benny es typicamento Chec :) │ │ - GigaByte (the only one female coder, alcoholic and pothead :) │ │ - GriYo/29A (say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed :) │ │ - Maia (aka Odyssey) │ │ - Ratter │ │ - Skag (small hacker, big human) │ │ - Mort/MATRiX │ │ - Alko │ │ - Axe │ │ - Prizzy/29A (He doesn't spread viruses, but knowledge ;) │ │ - Igi ( http://www.viry.cz ) │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌──────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ Start of the meeting │─────┐ │ └──────────────────────┘█ │ │ ███████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌────────────────────────────┴──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ The first day I was waiting for GigaByte and Skag. GigaByte │ │ arrived at 2 o'clock with her grandfather. All the day I was │ │ drinking beerz in the pub and when Skag (he is one hacker, living │ │ in Brno) arrived, I was already pretty drunk. We, GigaByte, Skag │ │ and me, started to drink more and more. GigaByte got drunk from │ │ two small beerz and one Becherovka. After we left the pub, we │ │ decided to teach GigaByte smoke a weed :) Unfortunately, GigaByte │ │ didn't get stoned, becoz I hadn't enough weed :/ We went to one │ │ disco (called Relax), where we had some tequillas. GigaByte got │ │ totally drunk from two Vodka+Redbull. Heh, she told me that in │ │ Belgium its very favourite combination. I also had one Vodka with │ │ Redbull, but I wasn't drunk. But the tomorrow's morning, I felt │ │ really pretty bad. I had totally red eyes and it took me some time│ │ to start to walk :). Fuck Giga, with Vodka and Redbull you are │ │ drunk only the next day or what?! :P Hehehe... │ │ │ │ We also didn't forget that day to talk about viruses and hang on │ │ IRC in cybercaffee :) │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ The famous 2nd day │─────┐ │ └────────────────────┘█ │ │ █████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌──────────────────────────┴────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ 2nd day we waited for GriYo, Maia (GriYo's gf), Ratter, Mort and │ │ and Axe. Ratter arrived in the morning, Mort and Axe later. │ │ GriYo told me that he will arrive to Prague and asked me, if I │ │ could find someone to get him from Prague to Brno. I couldn't │ │ find anyone, so I told GriYo to take a taxi. Finally, my father │ │ found someone, but it was already late to say it to GriYo. GriYo │ │ didn't know that I will wait for him in the airport in the Prague.│ │ Unfortunately, the airplane was late, meanwhile another airplane │ │ from Spain arrived. GriYo wasn't there. I waited there for one and│ │ half of hour, then I decided to ask one lady from airport, if she │ │ could ask in reproductorz all airport staff and ppl for guy called│ │ "GriYo". Hehehe, she was astonished when I said, that I'm looking │ │ for "GriYo", without any surname :)) Noone with "GriYo" handle was│ │ not found, so I decided to leave. I was pretty angry, becoz I │ │ spent about 90 USDs for the travel and I didn't find GriYo. │ │ │ │ While I was in Prague, Ratter and GigaByte went to cybercaffee. │ │ They gave the first infos about meeting to *-zine guys, so they │ │ could informate other ppl on their website. Axe and Mort also │ │ arrived. They were all waiting for me in the pub. │ │ │ │ I arrived back to the pub in the evening, ofcoz without GriYo. I │ │ saw GigaByte, Axe and Mort sitting silently in a pub (Ratter left │ │ while I was on the way to Brno). Hehehe, GigaByte is very gewd in │ │ english speaking, oppositelly to Axe and Mort, and those guys were│ │ affraid of Giga :). I told them, that the art of speaking in │ │ english is to NOT show, that you don't understand and look like │ │ you do :). They replied me: "Heh, well, and what do you think that│ │ we did all the time you were outta here, eh?" X-DDDD │ │ │ │ Axe decided to leave, so I was alone with Mort and GigaByte. I │ │ didn't know what to do. Perhaps wait until the pub will close, and│ │ then go to home... we were joking that GriYo tried to smuggle some│ │ weed and now he is in jail. I told him, that if there will be any │ │ problem or change, to call me. And he didn't. On the other hand, │ │ ppl in jail can use telephone only once time, and it's not │ │ possible that he would call ME (not lawyer) and say, that he won't│ │ come to meeting, hehe... :DDD And that time the receptionist │ │ called to the pub and said, that in a hotel there are some │ │ "strange" ppl talking in spanish. Fuck!!! Finally!!! │ │ I went to hotel and shouted: "Oh my g0d, GriYo, Maia, where da │ │ fuck you were?!" They looked at me like to mad :) It was really │ │ gewd feeling to know, that they are OK. │ │ │ │ We went to the pub, had a dinner, some beerz and some TYPICAL │ │ CZECH DRINKS (hello Maia :), such as Becherovka. Giga got drunk │ │ again, becoz she mixed it with beerz and Whiskey :) │ │ │ │ GriYo and Maia were a bit tired from the travel (and Giga from │ │ drinking :), so they went to sleep soon. I was drinking on and on,│ │ and now I can't remember how did I get home. Maybe by taxi? :) │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌──────────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ 3rd day - the party time │─────┐ │ └──────────────────────────┘█ │ │ ███████████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌────────────────────────────────┴──────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ That morning it was really hard. I had pretty huge hangover (I │ │ slept only for 4 hours) and I had to wake up very early becoz │ │ Prizzy and Alko should arrive. When we met each other, we went to │ │ the pub to have some beers. That time also arrived Ratter. Giga │ │ woke up with hangover too and she couldn't understand how we can │ │ drink 2,5 litres of beer for breakfast :) GriYo and Maia were OK. │ │ │ │ We decided to take some photos of one most famous AV company in │ │ Czech Republic - Grisoft (c) Software. It was really funny, becoz │ │ every minute could see us some AV freak and beat us :) Fortunately│ │ noone saw us... now, almost everyone has photo(s) with some │ │ "weird" guys/girlz in front of the AV building :)) │ │ │ │ Then we went to one very famous pub in Brno. Everybody drank some │ │ ( = many :) beerz. We left after some hours to smoke some weed. │ │ GriYo again proved himself as very gewd guy and gave us his joint │ │ from hash that he smuggled from Spain. The hash was from Maroco, │ │ and it was a bit strong, and so some ppl get stoned immediatelly. │ │ Then we visited some other pubs. In one pub there weren't any │ │ ashtrays... you can imagine how the pub looked like after one │ │ hour, eh? X-D │ │ │ │ We visited cybercaffee (meanwhile Skag arrived to meeting). I and │ │ GigaByte were sitting at one computer. There was pretty funny │ │ discussion on IRC. GigaByte: "Benny is st0ned" GigaByte: "GigaByte│ │ is drunk from one beer" GigaByte: "I am NOT" GigaByte: "She is" │ │ GigaByte: "I AM NOT" GigaByte: "SHE IS!" And becoz we were on IRC │ │ only under Giga's nickname (so noone could know that there are two│ │ ppl, someone replied: "Hey GigaByte, I can see the meeting is │ │ pretty hard for yer brain, eh? You are getting schyzofrenic" :)) │ │ │ │ After that we decided to go to park and smoke again. Prizzy and │ │ Axe couldn't watch us how we are smoking to the deadness and so │ │ they went home. Prizzy didn't return. │ │ │ │ Then we went to one restaurant where usually eat AVerz. GriYo was │ │ pretty overeated. We went to one university club (to put some │ │ alcohol to our blood :), GriYo showed us on his notebook his │ │ projects (AV program, Sniffer, IRC client, RDA engine, and many │ │ other interesting programs) and after that we decided to go to │ │ sleep. GriYo had full stomach and he needed to go to toilets. │ │ The nearest toilets were about 100 metres from our place. GriYo │ │ said "NO, I can't wait anymore", ran to the nearest building and │ │ "dropped a shit" there. Hehehe, the building was the army academy!│ │ After that we wanted to piss the Grisoft building, but there were │ │ many ppl near that. Heh, nevertheless, I think it was really gewd │ │ target. Army academy in Brno in Czech Republic was infected by │ │ GriYo's polymorphic stealth direct-infection one-day-resident │ │ shit!!! :)) │ │ │ │ Another goal was that GigaByte got FIRSTLY in her life STONED. │ │ Congrats Giga, keep working on yourself! :) │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌──────────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ 4th day - the st0ned day │─────┐ │ └──────────────────────────┘█ │ │ ███████████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌────────────────────────────────┴──────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ Next morning - next huge hangover. This day we were walking thru │ │ the city. We visited churches, many pubs, crypt (we saw preserved │ │ corpses :), teashops (our favourite place, there we could smoke │ │ some very good and strong tabacco from waterpipe) and so on. │ │ GigaByte, well known non-smoking VXer (:-) also smoked. In the │ │ evening we went to our favourite park to smoke something. I won │ │ the contest "who will smoke more hash". Well, as Giga said, I │ │ looked like vampire becoz of my veeeeeeeeeery red eyes :) Many ppl│ │ couldn't walk and talk becoz of that great amount of hash, │ │ including me >D. │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ 5th day - GriYosoft action │─────┐ │ └────────────────────────────┘█ │ │ █████████████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌──────────────────────────────────┴────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ Previous day, after we consumed many beerz and weed, we wanted to │ │ show the Grisoft (czech AV company) and to everybody our presence │ │ on the meeting in Brno. We wanted to make something famous on our │ │ meeting. We wanted to create some poster about meeting and │ │ distribute it all around Brno. We decided to write to A4 paper │ │ "GriYosoft, Vx meeting Brno 2000", sign there every visitor of the│ │ meeting and distribute about 40 copies. At Grisoft building we │ │ placed there 2 copies and made some photos of that :) We did the │ │ same at Czech Television building, high-school, some computer │ │ shops and railway station, really :))) │ │ After that we went to pool club to celibrate :) I was drunk from │ │ 15 beerz I drank all the day and GigaByte from vodka+redbull │ │ again :) When we were totally drunk, Gigabyte showed us the source│ │ code of Scrambler virus. Heh, GriYo and I started discussion with │ │ Giga on the theme "what could be done better", "what could be more│ │ optimized" and "why is ASM better than HLLs". Although Giga could │ │ not talk becoz of alcohol in her blood, GriYo and I started to │ │ teach her assembler. Wow, Gigabyte, HLL coder started to │ │ understand assembler :) Also, good stuff is that she remembers │ │ something from that :) │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌────────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ 6th day - The last day │─────┐ │ └────────────────────────┘█ │ │ █████████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌──────────────────────────────┴────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ In the morning Igi (one czech guy, he has webpage about viruses │ │ and antiviruses, news etc - http://www.viry.cz) arrived. Again we │ │ visited teashops, pubs and some parks, where we used to smoke. │ │ That was also the last day. Everybody was very tired from that │ │ non-stop drinking and smoking. Our stomachs were burned by alcohol│ │ and pillows by dust from joints and pipes :) In the night, we │ │ visited one pool club... we played pool and drank more and more. │ │ Becoz everybody was tired and becoz GriYo, Maia and Giga had to │ │ wake up early, we decided to go to sleep. Meeting was in the end. │ │ On my way to home I and Skag sticked some GriYosoft posters in the│ │ city... nice end of meeting :P │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌─────────────────────┐ ┌───────┤ What happened then? │─────┐ │ └─────────────────────┘█ │ │ ██████████████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌───────────────────────────┴───────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ What happened then? I also had to wake up early, becoz I went with│ │ GriYo and Maia to Prague to the airport. Also GigaByte, although │ │ she was leaving in the afternoon, she wanted to see us for the │ │ last time. GriYo and Maia went to Amsterdam, where was the next │ │ meeting (it was the 6th of August). I also went to Amsterdam, in │ │ the 9th of August. I stayed there at Rajaat's house. │ │ In the 10th of August, when I arrived to Amsterdam (together with │ │ my friend), I had the meeting with GriYo and Maia in one coffeshop│ │ near the busstation. We smoked a lot, finally, again in Amsterdam,│ │ in the most beautiful city in the world. Unfortunately, we didn't │ │ meet anymore, becoz of my mobil-phone, that crap (heh, when I │ │ arrived back to .cz, the 2nd day some gipsy stole me that :/). │ │ At Rajaat's house we smoked about 20 joints per a day, and also │ │ ate magic mushrooms. That was really very nice time. │ │ Well, from the 31st of July to the 17th of August, I had the best │ │ time of my life. │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌─────────────┐ ┌───────┤ Final words │─────┐ │ └─────────────┘█ │ │ ██████████████ │ │ │ │ ┌───────────────────┴───────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ └──────>│ When I was writting this article, I forgot many details of the │ │ meeting. Perhaps, I forgot to write about one day, perhaps I │ │ wrote about non-existing day (becoz of drugs and my fantasy :), │ │ perhaps it happened in another days, then I wrote. │ │ Perhaps nothing happened and it was only dream. However, it was │ │ really nice dream. Thnx my friends! │ │ │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘