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<font size=1 class=tiny><b>Pßtek 24. srpen 2001, svßtek mß Bartolom∞j</b></font> </td>
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<td><A HREF="http://www.peoples.cz/clanky.php?node=1010">
<img src="./images/topics/calvin.gif" width=32 height=32 border=1 align="right" alt="Calvin and Hobbes"></A></td> <td nowrap><h3>tΘma: <A HREF="http://www.peoples.cz/clanky.php?node=1010">Calvin and Hobbes</A></h3></td>
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<A HREF="desktop.php@a=pridat_clanek&node=1010" class="tinyshadow">
P°idej Φlßnek</A></td> </tr>
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<H1>RetardΘry</H1>
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<td><font size="-1" class="author">Autor:
<A HREF="http://www.calvinandhobbes.com" target="_blank">Bill Watterson</A> </font></td>
<td><font size="-1" class="author">Poslal: <A HREF="mailto:redakce@peoples.cz">redakce</A></font></td>
<td><font size="-1" class="author">14.03.2001</font></td>
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<font size="-1" class="tiny">Pr∙m∞rnΘ hodnocenφ:<b>0.00</b> PoΦet hlas∙:<b>0</b></font><br>
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<font size="-1" class="tiny"><font color="#cc0000">(╚φm vφc se vßm to lφbφ, tφm vφc bod∙ dßte)</font></font>
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Autor: Bill Watterson
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<tr><td align="right">p°edm∞t:</td><td>peoples.cz: RetardΘry</td>
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<h3><a href="clanky_tisk.php@ID=10209">Vytiskni si tendleten Φlßnek
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<tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>1.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10105' class="tiny" title="K Φemu je v abeced∞ tolik pφsmen, kdy₧ n∞kter²m by klidn∞ staΦilo jedno... aneb o neveselΘm ₧ivot∞ ΦeskΘho policajta.">Pepanova padesßtka</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="96 hlas∙">4.57</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>2.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10230' class="tiny" title="P∞knφ kluci majφ na letiÜti v₧dycky zdr₧enφ">LetiÜtnφ kontrola</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="15 hlas∙">4.27</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>3.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10113' class="tiny" title="Chcete b²t dokonalß ₧ena a nevφte jak na to? Poradit vßm mohou pouze mu₧i.">Pokyny pro ₧eny</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="156 hlas∙">4.26</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>4.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10088' class="tiny" title="Tento rebus jsem dostal od Daniela Basla, kter² se ve èpan∞lsku nudφ a nemß asi do Φeho pφchnout. Zkus to, opravdu to funguje!">Matematika a sex</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="132 hlas∙">4.26</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>5.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10063' class="tiny" title="">K°φdla pro kamennΘ srdce</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="30 hlas∙">4.26</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>6.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10007' class="tiny" title="Snad nejvychytan∞jÜφ pohled do koupelny od tΘ doby co koupelny existujφ. 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Hotel se nakonec rozhodl uve°ejnit dopisy v Sunday Times.">HotelovΘ m²dlo</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="176 hlas∙">4.25</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>10.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10100' class="tiny" title="VÜechno se dß snφst, jen zßle₧φ na velikosti... aneb m∞° co jφÜ.">VÜe₧ravß opice</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="4 hlas∙">4.25</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>11.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10170' class="tiny" title="Pokud vßm n∞kterß slova v k°φ₧ovkß°skΘm slovnφku chybφ, m∙₧ete je najφt zde.">Pomoc luÜtitel∙m k°φ₧ovek</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="18 hlas∙">4.23</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>12.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10039' class="tiny" title="">Dlan∞ pro Tebe</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="36 hlas∙">4.22</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>13.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10036' class="tiny" title="">Prvnφ noc</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="24 hlas∙">4.22</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>14.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10212' class="tiny" title="MßÜ Üpatnou nßladu? 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Nemajφ t∞ rßdi? ... potom je nejvyÜÜφ Φas podφvat se na Antidepresivum.">Antidepresivum</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="180 hlas∙">4.21</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>15.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10201' class="tiny" title="Jak by to vypadalo, kdyby se celß populace planety Zem∞ smrskla na vesnici o 100 obyvatel.">Vesnice Zem∞</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="51 hlas∙">4.20</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>16.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10135' class="tiny" title="Pokud se nechcete stßt star²m morousem, kterΘmu se rad∞ji vyh²bajφ, sta≥te se vyhledßvan²m ·chylem :)">Jak si udr₧et zdravou mφru Üφlenstvφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="94 hlas∙">4.20</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>17.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10059' class="tiny" title="">Ptßci slova Üeptajφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="5 hlas∙">4.20</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>18.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10107' class="tiny" title="Do d∞jin je mo₧nΘ se zapsat i na tabuli, pokud vßm ovÜem nevadφ, ₧e to budete d∞lat poÜkole.">TabulovΘ citßty Barta Simpsona</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="100 hlas∙">4.19</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>19.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10187' class="tiny" title=".....">R∙₧e</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="56 hlas∙">4.18</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>20.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10370' class="tiny" title="MladΘ a ambici≤znφ hopsalky se sna₧φ na sebe upozornit vÜemi dostupn²mi prost°edky.">Rozja°enß roztleskßvaΦka</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="17 hlas∙">4.17</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>21.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10374' class="tiny" title="Ka₧d² mßme jeden ₧ivot, ale Φasto se chovßme, jako by to byl jen trΘnink na n∞jak² dalÜφ...">FilosofickΘ pojednßnφ o kvalit∞ ₧ivota</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="6 hlas∙">4.17</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>22.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10366' class="tiny" title="P°i vrcholov²ch v²konech n∞kterΘ b∞₧kyn∞ rozbalujφ svß snickers">B∞₧n∞ odhalenß</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="6 hlas∙">4.17</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>23.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10057' class="tiny" title="">Tv∙j stφn</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="6 hlas∙">4.17</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>24.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10323' class="tiny" title="o vφ°e">vφra</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="12 hlas∙">4.16</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>25.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10334' class="tiny" title="Existuje jen jedna pravda, jeden ₧ivot, jedna vφra. Nenφ dobra, nenφ zla. Existuje jen Φlov∞k a jeho prudkß, niΦivß sφla.">Starom∞stskß odysea</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="27 hlas∙">4.16</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>26.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10169' class="tiny" title="ProΦ n∞kte°φ naÜi spoluobΦanΘ trßvφ sv∙j Φas rad∞ji ve v∞zenφ? Proto₧e je to v²hodnΘ.">Prßce nebo v∞zenφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="24 hlas∙">4.16</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>27.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10235' class="tiny" title="Hßdanky pro pobavenφ i hlavovΘ potrßpenφ. Trest smrti, Na ostrov∞ poctivc∙ a padouch∙, Porcie, Krßlovi v∞zni, Abeceda, Dvanßct koulφ, ╪eka krokod²l∙">7 hßdanek pro bob°φky</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="13 hlas∙">4.15</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>28.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10055' class="tiny" title="">Nemocnß</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="22 hlas∙">4.14</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>29.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10348' class="tiny" title="Zjist∞te si jak jste na tom s post°ehem a nezapome≥te otestovat p°ßtele.">JakΘ mßÜ vedenφ?</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="8 hlas∙">4.13</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>30.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10324' class="tiny" title="o v²chodu slunce">v²chod slunce</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="15 hlas∙">4.13</font></td></tr></table>
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<tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>1.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10381' class="tiny" title="┌°ednφk vφ prd o tom, ₧e z t² Φernoty mß Φlov∞k n∞jak v∞tÜφ radost.">6. Pytlßk</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">65</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>2.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10182' class="tiny" title="">Na co koukat?</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>3.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10198' class="tiny" title="Jsou v∞ci...pocity...city, kterΘ Φlov∞k prost∞ nem∙₧e zastavit, i kdy₧ by si to tak p°ßl. Boj je v∞tÜinou p°edem jasn∞ prohran², ale Φlov∞k se sna₧φ, bojuje dßl. Na konec stejn∞ p°φjde rezignace, smutek, bolest, pocit bezmoci...ale n∞kdy i happy end. ;-)
9. 3. 2000">You can┤t stop...</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>4.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10203' class="tiny" title="">Sß≥kovßnφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>5.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10204' class="tiny" title="">Kapitulace</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>6.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10180' class="tiny" title="">TV uΦenφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>7.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10171' class="tiny" title="P°i pßtrßnφ po star²ch uΦencφch jsme se pot²kali s otßzkou jakΘ mß B∙h vzd∞lßnφ a z jakΘho titulu nßm vlastn∞ kß₧e.">ProΦ B∙h nem∙₧e b²t doktorem v∞d</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>8.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10148' class="tiny" title="">P°φÜery pod postelφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>9.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10154' class="tiny" title="">Prvnφ Newton∙v zßkon</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr><tr valign="top"><td align="right" class="author"><i>10.</i></td><td><a href='clanky.php@ID=10150' class="tiny" title="">Tygr na vycpßnφ</a></td><td align="right"><font size=-1 class="tiny" title="Φtenß°∙">70</font></td></tr></table>
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