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INI File | 2001-05-17 | 10.0 KB | 273 lines

[Dialogs] Greeting=Hideley ho, neighboureenos! Leaving=Shut up Flanders!...Okely dokely! Add New Program=Let's add diddlyad a new program. Trial Version=Each dollar brings us closer to God! About TweakWiz=Here's a diddly! Network Options=The Internet is the Lord's gift to man! Welcome=Wee well, come, you, toothuh nay, bur, hood. Faa laa laa laa laa, laa laa laa, laa laa laa. Faa laa laa laa laa, laa, laa! From now, onn, you, willbie his, toe, ree, you'll bee hiss, you'll bee hiss, you'll bee hiss, toe, ree! Effects=Now for some effecta-roonies! Windows Explorer=Dang diddley shortcut arrows! Add/Remove Programs=Pick your best diddliest Startup Programs=Startup-aroonies is what I say. Boot Options=Boot diddleoot! ... You suck diddleyuck, Flanders! Hard Disk=Are you here to give my diskin a floggin? RAM=Let's thank the Lord for his kindness and his cheap PC133 RAM. Video and 3-D=Now, I want you to shoot daddy if he tries to get back in. [Main] 101=Go 101_Agent=Carediddlyareful! 1=Sin 1_Agent=Shut up, Flanders! 9=Diddly! 9_Agent=Some diddlies 114=Reload Diddlies 114_Agent=Reset the settings in the wizardinis 104=Customdiddlize Windows 104_Agent=Sets your dang diddly preferences 105=Bring my computer closer to God 105_Agent=Each leap brings us closer to god! ... What did we do to displease Thee? 106=Interdiddlynet options 106_Agent=Internet is God's gift to man! 107=Save preset 107_Agent=Save these sacred settingerinis 108=Load preset 108_Agent=Load the sacred settings! 109=Displease God! 109_Agent=Applying settings is a sin 110=Restore the God-given diddly settings 110_Agent=The settingeroonies given to us by the miracle of creation 111=Save these settings in place of the originals 111_Agent=Diddly... diddly!! DIDDLY!!!!!!!!!! 112=Pick another skinnerini 112_Agent=Choose a better skinnerini if you don't like diddlyike me 113=Get the Lord's advice 113_Agent=Some advice from Heaven [Windows Optimizer] 51=< Back 51_Agent=Go to the previous page diddlyage. 52=Next > 52_Agent=Diddly... go to the next pageoonie 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Back out 1=Done 1_Agent=Done diddlyone! And not a moment too soon! [Hard Disk] 102=Optimize disk cache 102_Agent=Enables setting the disk cache size (Windows 9x) or enables large disk cache (Windows NT/2000/XP) 103=Constant cache 103_Agent=Makes the minimum cache size equal to the maximum cache size 104=Optimize I/O pages 104_Agent=Enables setting the number of memory reserved for disk operations 105=Contiguous file allocation size 105_Agent=Enables setting the minimum allocated disk space for writing files 106=Optimize filename and path cache 106_Agent=Makes the file name and path caches as large as possible 107=Optimize CPU L2 cache 107_Agent=Enables setting the recognized L2 cache for your CPU [RAM] 102=Conservative swapfile usage 102_Agent=Does not create or use a swap file unless it is needed 103=Disable extra services 103_Agent=Sets extra services to 'Manual' to save RAM usage 104=Optimize page file 104_Agent=Enables setting the page file size - CAUTION! 105=Disable NTFS last access update 105_Agent=Disables keeping track of files' Accessed Date for NTFS 106=Disable paging the NT executive 106_Agent=Does not swap out the Windows NT executive unless needed 107=Edit Services... 107_Agent=Open the Windows services manager in Windows 2000 or XP. [Video and 3-D] 103=Enable overclocking support 103_Agent=Enables support for graphics clock adjustment (CAUTION!) 104=Fix problems with AMD Athlon 104_Agent=Fixes lockups in 3-D games 105=Optimize card for: 105_Agent=Optimizes the card using the presets in the list 106=Enable fastwrites 106_Agent=Enables AGP fast writes support (CAUTION!) 107=Sideband addressing 107_Agent=Enables AGP sideband addressing (CAUTION!) 108=AGP 4x support 108_Agent=Enables 4X AGP support (not all cards will work!) 109=Fog table emulation 109_Agent=Fixes problems with applications that expect D3D Table Fog support 110=Enable V-sync 110_Agent=Enables synchronization of frame rate to the monitor's refresh rate 111=Enable clock adjustment 111_Agent=Enables support for graphics clock adjustment (CAUTION!) [Windows Customizer] 51=< Back 51_Agent=Go to the previous page. 52=Next > 52_Agent=Go to the next page. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. 1=Done 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. [Effects] 102=Minimize animation 102_Agent=The animation that happens when windows are minimized or restored. 103=Smooth scrolling 103_Agent=Makes scrolling more gradual 104=Window shadows* 104_Agent=The drop shadows found underneath windows 105=Flat menus* 105_Agent=Draws the menu borders and items using the visual style 106=Drag full windows 106_Agent=Drags the whole window instead of just the outline 107=Pointer shadow 107_Agent=The shadow under the mouse cursor 108=Mouse vanish* 108_Agent=If checked, the mouse cursor vanishes every time you type 109=High color icons 109_Agent=Draws icons using more than the 16 standard colors 110=Show keyboard cues 110_Agent=The keyboard underlines for controls 111=Menu selection fade 111_Agent=Selected menu item fades out when clicked. [Windows Explorer] 102=Enable IE4/5 enhancements 102_Agent=Enables the favorites menu in Windows Explorer, the active desktop, and the QuickLaunch bar 103='Shortcut to' on new shortcuts 103_Agent=Adds the 'Shortcut to' prefix on new shortcuts 104=Shortcut arrow icon 104_Agent=Displays the arrow icon for shortcuts 105=Detect accidental double-clicks 105_Agent=Detects accidental mouse clicks 106=Use mouse wheel for scrolling 106_Agent=Enables the use of the mouse scroller wheel 107=Clear document history at logon 107_Agent=Empties the recent documents folder from the start menu 108=Automatically logon at startup 108_Agent=Automatically log on at Windows startup 109=Display bitmaps as thumbnails 109_Agent=Displays the contents of bitmaps in their icons 110=Restore open folders on restart 110_Agent=Restores the previously opened folders at Windows startup 111=Auto-refresh explorer windows 111_Agent=Automatically refresh Explorer windows when file changes occur 112=Better AutoComplete 112_Agent=Enables the automatic completion of typed text in edit/combo boxes 113=Remove Outlook Express splash screen 113_Agent=Removes the Outlook Express startup dialog box 114=Command prompt for folders 114_Agent=Adds a menu item 'Command Prompt Here' for all folders [Add/Remove Programs] 104=Remove 104_Agent=Remove the selected entry from the registry. 105=Edit... 105_Agent=Edit the selected entry. 103=Add New... 103_Agent=Add a new entry to the list. 106=Clear All 106_Agent=Clear all the entries in the registry. [Startup Programs] 104=Remove 104_Agent=Remove the selected entry from the registry. 105=Edit... 105_Agent=Edit the selected entry. 103=Add New... 103_Agent=Add a new entry to the list. 106=Clear All 106_Agent=Clear all the entries in the registry. [Boot Options] 102=Enable fast reboot 102_Agent=Eliminates delays in Win98 shutdown procedure 103=Turn on Num Lock key at reboot 103_Agent=Turns on the Num Lock light on the keyboard every time you start Windows 104=Disable boot delay 104_Agent=Eliminates the 'Starting Windows 9x...' message 105=Display list of operating systems in Windows NT 105_Agent=Enables the boot menu in Windows NT 106=Clear page file at shutdown 106_Agent=For security, clears the paging file when the computer is shut down or restarted 107=Power off after shutdown 107_Agent=Turns off the computer when you shut down 108=Automatically end tasks that are not responding 108_Agent=Automatically end programs that aren't responding 109=CheckBox9 109_Agent=Sets the startup logo for Windows 9x 110=Optimize shutdown speed 110_Agent=Removes the time out for shutting down Windows services [Network Options] 1=OK 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. 102=Automatically optimize my network connection 102_Agent=Automatically configures the best settings 105=MTU Size 105_Agent=The maximum transmission unit (packet size) 107=Receive window multiplier 107_Agent=The maximum number of packets that can be received at once without verification. 111=TTL 111_Agent=The maximum number of routers before a timeout is reached 115=Enable selective acknowledgements 115_Agent=Only verifies certain packets rather than each one 119=Priority boost 119_Agent=Raises the priority of TCP/IP to High 116=Enable window scaling and timestamp options 116_Agent=Allows the Receive Window to grow/shrink depending on server conditions 120=Enable CPU optimizations 120_Agent=Modifies extra settings (such as Send Window) for systems with a fast processor 117=Enable path MTU discovery 117_Agent=Enables the negotiation of the best packet size when connection takes place 121=Maximum connections 121_Agent=Sets the maximum simultaneous HTTP connections in Internet Explorer 118=Enable black hole router detection 118_Agent=Detects invalid routers and uses alternatives [About TweakWiz] 1=OK 1_Agent=Okly dokly 100=Lord 100_Agent=Informdiddliation about the Lord 110=Enlighten 110_Agent=The latest updateroonies 108=Technical Support 108_Agent=Diddly! ... Diddly!! DIDDLY!!!! [Add New Program] 1=OK 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. [Enter New Caption] 1=OK 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. [Enter New Agent Description] 1=OK 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. [] 1=OK 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. 4=Retry 4_Agent=Try again 5=Ignore 5_Agent=Skip this message and continue 6=Yes 6_Agent=Yes 7=No 7_Agent=No [Exit?] 1=OK 1_Agent=Close this dialog and save changes. 2=Cancel 2_Agent=Quit this dialog and discard changes. 4=Retry 4_Agent=Try again 5=Ignore 5_Agent=Skip this message and continue 6=Yes 6_Agent=Yes 7=No 7_Agent=No