What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted! @How do blonde braincells die ? Alone. @What's the difference between a pitbull & a blonde w/ PMS? Lipstick. @What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. @What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. @How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? She has a checkbook. @How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? There is a stamp on it. @Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? She liked to eat only vegetables. @Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. @Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. @What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar. @How do blondes get pregnant? And you thought blondes were dumb. @Why don't blondes double recipes? The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. @Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out the W's. @Why does a blonde only change baby's diapers every month? Because it says right on it good for up to 20 pounds. @What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Frosted Flakes. @What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide-and-seek champ. @What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. @How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her. @What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever. @Why do blondes drive VW's Because they can't spell PORSCHE!! @Why did God create blondes? Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. @Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A blond electrician @How do you know a blonde is making choc chip cookies? You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. @What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla will do... @\ @
