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Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	Mailbox/MIME Entity `(archive/mbox)`	magic	Supported
`100%`	dexvert	Internet Message Format `(text/imf)`	magic	Supported
`1%`	dexvert	Text File `(text/txt)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	Mailbox text, 1st line "From plains!ogicse!uwm.edu!lll-winken!looking!funny-request Thu Jun 4 13:27:54 CDT 1992", ASCII text, with CRLF line terminators	default
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`100%`	siegfried	x-fmt/111 Plain Text File	default
`100%`	detectItEasy	Format: plain text[CRLF]	default (weak)
`100%`	xdgMime	application/mbox	default
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