Transcription: Greetings! I fear I thank you for calling this psychic hotline. What sign are you? I knew that! Let me consult my crystal ball. I see great things in your future. You're on the cusp of Uranus. With Uranus behind you, you will live a long and happy life. Oh! I feel the moon is in the seventh house, but unfortunately I'm not in mine. Please leave a message. The first minute is free. Oh, and may the stars be with you.
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