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- 1. A bunch of people are on an ocean voyage in a yacht. One
- afternoon, they all decide to go swimming, so they put on swimsuits and
- dive off the side into the water. Unfortunately, they forget to set up
- a ladder on the side of the boat, so there's no way for them to climb
- back in, and they drown.
- 2. Alice is a goldfish; Ted is a cat.
- 3. The husband killed himself a while ago; it's his ashes in an urn
- on the mantelpiece that the wife looks at.
- 4. A poor peasant from somewhere in Europe wants desperately to get
- to the U.S. Not having money for airfare, he stows away in the landing
- gear compartment of a jet. He dies of hypothermia in mid-flight, and
- falls out when the landing gear compartment opens as the plane makes its
- final approach.
- 5. The man is a midget. He can't reach the upper elevator buttons,
- but he can ask people to push them for him. He can also push them with
- his umbrella.
- 6. The sisters are Siamese twins.
- 7. The man has hiccups; the bartender scares them away by pulling a
- gun.
- 8. The man used to be blind; he's now returning from an eye operation
- which restored his sight. He's spent all his money on the operation, so
- when the train goes through a tunnel he at first thinks he's gone
- blind again and almost decides to kill himself. Fortunately, the light
- of the cigarettes people are smoking convinces him that he can still
- see.
- 9. The woman is a tightrope walker in a circus. Her act consists
- of walking the rope blindfolded, accompanied by music. The musician
- (organist, or calliopist, or pianist, or whatever) is supposed to stop
- playing when she reaches the end of the rope, telling her that it's safe
- to step off onto the platform. For unknown reasons (but with murderous
- intent), he stops the music early, and she steps off the rope to her
- death.
- 10. The man was in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. When
- there was no food left, another passenger brought what he said was
- abalone but was really part of the man's wife (who had died in the
- wreck). The man suspects something fishy, so when they finally return
- to civilization, he orders abalone, realizes that what he ate before was
- his wife, and kills himself.
- 11. He stood on a block of ice to hang himself.
- 12. He stabbed himself with an icicle.
- 13. He jumped out of an airplane, but his parachute failed to open.
- 14. He was with several others in a hot air balloon crossing the
- desert. The balloon was punctured and they began to lose altitude.
- They tossed all their non-essentials overboard, then their clothing and
- food, but were still going to crash in the middle of the desert.
- Finally, they drew matches to see who would jump over the side and save
- the others; this man lost.
- 15. The radio program is one of the call-up-somebody-and-ask-them-a-
- question contest shows; the announcer gives the phone number of the
- man's bedroom phone, and a male voice answers.
- 16. He worked as a DJ at a radio station. He decided to kill his
- wife, and so he put on a long record and quickly drove home and killed
- her, figuring he had a perfect alibi; he'd been at work. On the way
- back he turned on his show, only to discover that the record was
- skipping.
- 17. The man is a blind midget. For various reasons too complicated
- to go into, someone else has been sawing small pieces off of his cane
- every night, so that every day he thinks he's taller. Since his only
- income is from being a circus midget, he decides to kill himself when he
- gets too tall. (Variant answer: instead of sawing pieces off of his
- cane, someone has sawed the legs off of his bed. He wakes up, stands
- up, and thinks he's grown during the night.)
- 18. A midget is jealous of the clown who walks on stilts. He saws
- partway through the stilts; the clown walks along and falls and dies
- when they break.
- 19. A blind man enjoyed walking near a cliff, and used the sound of a
- buoy to gauge his distance from the edge. One day the buoy's anchor
- rope broke, allowing the buoy to drift away from the shore, and the man
- walked over the edge of the cliff.
- 20. The man is a travel agent. He had sold someone two tickets for
- an ocean voyage, one round-trip and one one-way. The last name of the
- man who bought the tickets is the same as the last name of the woman who
- "fell" overboard and drowned on the same voyage, which is the subject of
- the article he's reading.
- 21. Several men were shipwrecked together. They agreed to survive by
- eating each other a piece at a time. Each of them in turn gives up an
- arm, but before they get to the last one, they're rescued. They all
- demand that the last man live up to his end of the deal. Instead, he
- kills a bum and sends the bum's arm to the others in a box to
- demonstrate that he fulfilled the bargain. Later, one of them sees him
- on the subway, holding onto the overhead rings with the arm he
- supposedly cut off, realizes he cheated, and kills him.
- 22. Both women are white and single. A black male friend of the one
- who goes into the bathroom was recently killed, reportedly by the KKK.
- The woman who goes into the bathroom discovers a bloodstained KKK robe
- in the other's laundry hamper, picks up a nail file from the medicine
- cabinet, and goes out and kills the other.
- 23. He is in a hotel, and is unable to sleep because the man in the
- adjacent room is snoring. He calls the room next door (from his own
- number he can easily figure out his neighbor's, and from the room
- number, the telephone number). The snorer wakes up, answers the phone.
- The first man hangs up without saying anything and goes to sleep before
- the snorer gets back to sleep and starts snoring again.
- 24. It's the man's fiftieth birthday, and in celebration of this he
- plans to kill his wife, then take the money he's embezzled and move on
- to a new life in another state. His wife takes him out to dinner;
- afterward, on their front step, he kills her. He opens the door,
- dragging her body in with him, and all the lights suddenly turn on and a
- group of his friends shout "Surprise!" He kills himself. (Note that
- the whole first part, including the motive, isn't really necessary; it
- was just part of the original story.)
- 25. Abel is a prince of the island nation that he landed on. A cruel
- and warlike prince, he waged many land and naval battles along with his
- father the king. In one naval encounter, their ship sank, the king
- died, and the prince swam to a deserted island where he spent several
- months. In the mean time, a regent was appointed to the island nation,
- and he brought peace and prosperity. When Prince Abel returned to his
- kingdom, Cain (a native fisherman) realized that the peace of the land
- would only be maintained if Abel did not reascend to his throne.
- 26. The drinks contained poisoned ice cubes; the man who drank slowly
- gave them time to melt, while the other didn't.
- 27. Joe is a kid who goes trick-or-treating for Halloween.
- 28. He's a smuggler. On the first cruise, someone brings the
- contraband to his cabin, and he hides it in an air conditioning duct.
- Returning to the U.S., he leaves without the contraband, and so passes
- through customs with no trouble. On the second trip, he has the same
- cabin of the same ship. Because it doesn't stop anywhere, he doesn't
- have to go through customs when he returns, so he gets the contraband
- off safely.
- 29. Hans and Fritz do everything right up until they're filling out a
- personal-information form and have to write down their birthdays.
- Fritz' birthday is, say, July 7, so he writes down 7/7/15. Hans,
- however, was born on, say, June 20, so he writes down 20/6/18 instead of
- what an American would write, 6/20/18.
- 30. Another WWII story. Greg is a German spy. His friend Tim is
- suspicious, so he plays a word-association game with him. When Tim says
- "The land of the free", Greg responds with "The home of the brave".
- Then Tim says "The terror of flight", and Greg says "The gloom of the
- grave". Any U.S. citizen knows the first verse of the national
- anthem, but only a spy would have memorized all four verses.
- 31. The dead man was the driver in a hit-and-run acccident which
- paralyzed its victim. The victim did manage to get the license plate
- number of the car; now in a wheelchair, he eventually tracked down the
- driver and killed him.
- 32. His home is a houseboat and he has run out of water while on an
- extended cruise.
- 33. I'm told this is a true story. Windows in Paris at that time
- were apparently imperfectly flat; they could act as lenses. One
- particularly hot day, the sun shining in through such a window caused a
- woman's lingerie (which she was wearing at the time, awaiting her
- husband's return) to catch fire, and eventually the entire house caught
- and burned.
- 34. He's leaving a hospital after visiting his wife, who's on heavy
- life-support. When the power goes out, he knows she can't live without
- the life-support systems (he assumes that if the emergency backup
- generator were working, the elevator wouldn't lose power).
- 35. Both twins were wearing glasses. The burglar, however, was
- wearing photosensitive sunglasses; the policeman noticed them changing
- shade and realized the man must have just entered.
- 36. Let's say "she" is named Suzy, and "they" are named Harry and
- Jane. Harry is an elderly archaeologist who has found a very old
- skeleton, which he's dubbed "Jane" (like "Lucy"). Suzy is a buyer for a
- museum; she's supposed to make some sort of purchase from Harry, so she
- invites him to have a business dinner with her (at a restaurant). When
- she calls to invite him, he keeps talking about "Jane," so Suzy assumes
- that Jane is his wife and says to bring her along. Harry, offended,
- calls Suzy's boss and complains; since Suzy should've known who Jane
- was, she gets fired.
- 37. The man was a lion tamer.
- 38. The murderer set the car on a slope above the hot dog stand where
- the victim works. He then wedged an ice block in the car to keep the
- brake pedal down, and put the car in neutral. The murderer then flew to
- another city to avoid suspicion. It was a rainy day but warm enough for
- the ice to melt. When the ice melted, the car rolled down the hill and
- struck the hot dog man at his roadside stand, killing him.
- 39. There's a car wash on that corner. On rainy days, the rain
- reduces traction. On sunny days, water from the car wash has the same
- effect. If rain is threatening, though, the car wash gets little
- business and thus doesn't make the road wet, so I can take the corner
- faster.
- 40. The object she threw was a boomerang. It flew out, looped
- around, and came back and hit her in the head, killing her.
- 41. He saw the bird at 20,000 feet get sucked into an engine.
- 42. The man is a heroin addict, and has contracted AIDS by using an
- infected needle. Since he has no hope to live, he shoots himself up
- with an overdose, and commits suicide.
- 43. The man walked into a casino, and went to the craps table. He bet
- all the money he had to his name, and shot craps. Since he was now
- broke, he became despondent and committed suicide.
- 44. Kids getting their pictures taken with Santa.
- 45. He's a priest; he is marrying them to other people, not to
- himself.
- 46. It's the cabin of an airplane that's crashed there.
- 47. It's a game of Monopoly.
- 48. She was a circus performer who performed rope tricks. During one
- of them, she hung from the ceiling holding only a rope in her mouth.
- The other end of the rope was held by her husband.
- 49. This is a post-holocaust scenario of some kind; for whatever
- reason, the man believes himself to be the last human on earth. He
- doesn't want to live by himself, so he jumps, just before someone else
- calls... (of course, it could be a computer, but he has no way of
- knowing).
- 50. The dead man is Santa Claus; he slipped while coming down the
- chimney and broke his neck.
- 51. He's with a policeman, who's taking him to jail, and he uses the
- policeman's gun. He was convicted of his wife's murder; she had framed
- him for it somehow, involving cutting off two of her own fingers and
- mailing them to the police. Since he had already been convicted of her
- murder, he couldn't be tried twice for the same crime, and since he
- obviously hadn't actually been guilty before, he's set free.
- 52. The dead man is Superman; the rock is Green Kryptonite. Invent a
- reasonable scenario from there.
- 53. It's a wolf pack; they've killed and eaten (most of) the man.
- 54. The room is the ballroom of an ocean liner which sank some time
- ago. The rays are manta rays. The man ran out of air while diving in
- the wreck.
- 55. The man works in a lighthouse. By turning out the light he
- killed a couple hundred people. After reading about that the next
- morning, he killed himself.
- 56. A group of people were floating down the Amazon river when they
- floated under a big tree. A snake was hanging down, so the entire boat
- ran to one side and capsized; the people were then eaten by piranha.
- 57. The man caught a large fish and was so excited he went to a phone
- booth to call his wife. In trying to describe the size of the fish, he
- said, "It was THIS big!" and stretched his arms wide to indicate its
- length. His arms went through the sides of the phone booth, his wrists
- were sliced by broken glass, and he bled to death.
- 58. The woman outside is a psychotic librarian. The woman inside has
- an extremely overdue book.
- 59. A mosquito bit me, and I swatted it when it later landed on my
- ceiling.
- 60. It's in Canada; she pays in American money and receives change in
- Canadian money.
- 61. The comma, in European numbers, is used the same way Americans
- use a decimal point. The man thus (Americans would say) walked 62.137
- miles.
- 62. The children are two of a set of triplets.
- 63. The house is at the south pole.
- 64. It's the remains of a melted snowman.
- 65. It was a husband calling from overseas to see that his wife
- arrived home all right. Hanging up before three seconds elapse results
- in no charge to the calling party. He could not call person-to-person
- because the local operators did not speak English.
- 66. The seals were frightened by an audience of nuns, who, to the
- seals, looked like a herd of killer whales.
- 67. The man died from eating a poisoned popsicle.
- 68. The man had already sugared his tea before sending it back.
- 69. The man was a paleontologist working with the Archaeological
- Research Institute. He was reviving a triceratops frozen in the ice age
- when it came to life and killed him.
- 70. He was a mail courier who delivered packages to the different
- foreign embassies in the United States. The land of an embassy belongs
- to the country of the embassy, not to the United States.
- 71. It is sunny and hot.
- 72. It's daytime; the sun is out.
- 73. The sole survivor of a shipwreck reached a desert isle.
- Unfortunately, he was blind. Luckily, there was a freshwater spring on
- the island, and he rigged the ship's bell (which had drifted to the
- island also) at the spring's location. The bell rang in the wind,
- directing him to water. When he was becalmed for a week, he could not
- find water again, and so he died of thirst.
- 74. The wise man tells them to switch camels.
- 75. The man has put a quarter of the cost of a new car into a down
- payment; he then drives away in the car.
- 76. The man was a sword swallower in a carnival side-show. While he
- was practicing, someone tickled his throat with the feather, causing him
- to gag.
- 77. The man falls off the river bank and drowns.
- 78. The pope has returned to the village where he began his
- priesthood fifty years earlier. He was late for the ceremony, so the
- mayor spoke first; he claimed to be the first person to give confession
- to the pope, fifty years earlier. When the pope arrived, he related
- that the first confession he had heard was that of the murder of a young
- woman. The man in the audience had a sister who was murdered at that
- time.
- 79. The man is a mummy, on tour to different museums throughout the
- world.
- 80. It is a painting of Henry VIII.
- 81. A baseball game is going on. The base-runner sees the catcher
- waiting at home plate with the ball, and so decides to stay at third
- base to avoid being tagged out.
- 82. The bicycles are Bicycle playing cards; the man was cheating at
- cards, and when the extra card was found, he was killed by the other
- players.
- 83. The one who looks around sees his own reflection in the window
- (it's dark outside), but not his companion's. Thus, he realizes the
- other is a vampire, and that he's going to be killed by him.
- 84. Should be done orally; the envelope is an evelope of dye, and
- she's dying some cloth, but it sounds like "opens an envelope and dies."
- if said out loud.
- 85. He's allergic to whatever's inside the box.
- 86. The man was on a bridge.
- 87. The man was an astronaut out on a space walk.
- 88. It's a model train set.
- 89. He saw it happening on TV.
- 90. The man was an amateur mechanic, the book is a Volkswagen service
- manual, the beetle is a car, and the pile of bricks is what the car fell
- off of.
- 91. The dish is a satellite dish.
- 92. He is on a traffic island.
- 93. The postman is a man. The doctor and lawyer are women.
- 94. Bruce is a horse.
- 95. The flat tire is his spare.
- 96. The man was a night watchman who told his boss that last night he
- had a dream that the boss would die in a plane crash. The boss fired
- him for sleeping on the job.
- 97. The two bodies lacked what only Adam and Eve would lack --
- bellybuttons.
- 98. A chess game; knight takes pawn.
- 99. The two priests are playing chess; one of them just mated by
- moving his queen.
- 100. One is in Eastern Oregon (in Mountain time), the other in Western
- Florida (in Central time), and it's daylight-savings changeover day at
- 1:30 AM.
- 101. The surgeon is the boy's mother.
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