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  1.  /*
  2.      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
  3.      Project: Chicago(tm)
  4.      Projected release-date: MAY 1998
  5.     $History$
  6.  */
  7.  
  8.  #include "win31.h"
  9.  #include "win95.h"
  10.  #include "evenmore.h"
  11.  #include "oldstuff.h"
  12.  #include "billrulz.h"
  13.  #define INSTALL = HARD
  14.  
  15.  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
  16.  
  17.  void main()
  18.  {
  19.      while(!CRASHED)
  20.      {
  21.          display_copyright_message();
  22.          display_bill_rules_message();
  23.          do_nothing_loop();
  24.          if (first_time_installation)
  25.          {
  26.              make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
  27.              do_nothing_loop();
  28.              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  29.  
  30.              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
  31.              hang_system();
  32.          }
  33.          write_something(anything);
  34.          display_copyright_message();
  35.          do_nothing_loop();
  36.          do_some_stuff();
  37.          if (still_not_crashed)
  38.          {
  39.              display_copyright_message();
  40.              do_nothing_loop();
  41.              basically_run_windows_3.1();
  42.              do_nothing_loop();
  43.              do_nothing_loop();
  44.          }
  45.      }
  46.  
  47.      if (detect_cache())
  48.          disable_cache();
  49.  
  50.      if (fast_cpu())
  51.      {
  52.          set_wait_states(lots);
  53.          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
  54.          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
  55.          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
  56.      }
  57.  
  58.      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  59.      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  60.      printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
  61.      if (system_ok())
  62.           crash(to_dos_prompt);
  63.      else
  64.          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
  65.  
  66.      while(something)
  67.      {
  68.          sleep(5);
  69.          get_user_input();
  70.          sleep(5);
  71.          act_on_user_input();
  72.          sleep(5);
  73.      }
  74.      create_general_protection_fault();
  75.  }