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- The long awaited V2.0 of the famous Demo-Creator is
- finally out. All programming by E. Schei as last time, but this time for The
- Deadly Friends. Some of you may have received an early verson of
- this V2.0. That was a big accident!!! It was of course not meant to be
- released until it was 100% bug-free!! I sincerelly hope all the previous
- bugs now are removed. (If not, I'll probably hear it!)
- With our so far latest creation we hope to bring you joy and
- sleepless nights (not to be misinterpereted). Because this sucker is
- really set to blow your mind! Well, 'nough of this beating
- around the bush, let's get down to business.
- Here's something to get you in the mood.
- A young woman called her doctor and said in a deep voice, "Listen to me. I
- think you gave me too many hormone injections." The physician replied,
- "Don't let that worry you, miss. It's a normal reaction and will disappear
- in a few weeks. Are there any other symptomes?" The voice said, "Yes, I've
- sprouted hair between my breasts." The doctor said, "That is rather unusual.
- How far does the hair go?" The voice responded, "All the way down to my
- testicles!" Also a question: - Why did the farmer trade his wife for a
- new shit-house? Answer: - The hole was smaller, and it didn't
- smell as bad! Now if you think that's funny, psychiatric help is the
- only answer. The Deadly Friends has also got some announcements to make:
- From now on all you interested in video should write to the following
- address: Tor A. Johansen, Tulipanveien 40, N-1475 Finstadjordet, or call
- this number: Norway 2 70 72 60. And please, only SERIOUS offers! Also
- contact this person if you can tape any of the following TV-series off your
- TV: Moonlighting, Hunter and Miami Vice. You will in such case be rewarded
- with some brand new films!
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