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- TO ALL VISITORS
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- WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS IS AN AMATEUR RADIO STATION
- LICENSED AS :________________ BY THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS
- COMMISSION. BEFORE YOU ASK THE QUESTIONS, HERE ARE THE ANSWERS:
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- 1. The total cost of this equipment cannot be discussed here as
- it creates marital conflicts.
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- 2. No, we cannot send a message to your brother in Hong Kong, we
- suggest you call Western Union.
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- 3. This is strictly a hobby; we do not have the facilities or the
- time to fix TV sets, Radios or Hi-Fi. We suggest that you see a
- serviceman.
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- 4. Yes, the antenna in the backyard is essential to the operation
- of the equipment.
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- 5. The farthest station we have contacted has been in the
- Ubangiland.
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- 6. The cards on the wall are called QSL cards. They are
- confirmation of contacts made with other stations.
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- 7. Oh, No !!! Never does this station equipment interfere
- with Television reception.
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- FUTHERMORE
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- IF YOU ARE INVITED TO SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE, PLEASE OBSERVE
- THE FOLLOWING RULES:
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- 1. Speak in a low and soothing tone
- 2. Do not disagree with me in any manner.
- 3. Say no bad words and tell no off-color jokes.
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- DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING, TURN ANY KNOBS, SIT ON EQUIPMENT, ETC. I HAVE
- LOST SEVERAL VISITORS BY ELECTROCUTION IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS.
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