Transcription: Hey, hey, you! You, come here for a second. Come on. Just a minute. Come on. What, you got somewhere to go? Look, I don't mean to dump this on you, but I had a really tough wizardhood, let me tell you. My father, he got in the bottle when I was four. Never saw him again. My mother worked day and night for sleazy sultans performing third-rate spells and voodoo imitations. I, I was on the street hustling mortal kids with dumb card tricks at the age of six. I'm telling you, I just don't get no respect. I don't. Just look at me now. I'm stuck in this stupid computer right here. Look at this. I'm d ...