Transcription: Oh foolish wonder! gasped the man in the trees. With the son of a dog! You truly think I elected this mode of travel? That I aspired to compete with winged Hermes, or vie with Apollo's fiery chariot? That I had nothing better to do with my time? During my life, just swiftly approaching its end, I gave no thought to birds for good or evil, except when they threatened to destroy the crops. And now look at me! No then, you with Herakles wit may Athena grace you with brains before you forget to breathe that I was tricked into the air. Beware the thankful man.
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