THE ADDRESS FOR MELBA WIEDBUSH IS IN A DEVELOPMENT OF BASIC DRYWALL BOX HOMES. MS. WIEDBUSH ANSWERS THE DOOR. HER MAKEUP IS TOO THICK, AND HER YARN EYELASHES MAKE HER LOOK LIKE AN ANCIENT RAGGEDY ANN DOLL. SHE WEARS IMITATION DIAMOND EARRINGS, AND HER FEATURES ARE BONY AND SCRAWNY.
I BEGIN ASKING QUESTIONS, BUT IT ONLY TAKES ABOUT 30 SECONDS FOR ME TO REALIZE THAT SHE'S A COMPLETE AIRHEAD. SHE STARTS RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT MUTANTS CONTAMINATING THE WATER SUPPLY AND THAT THEY'RE BAD DANCE PARTNERS, ETC. I ASK HER ABOUT THE LAW AND ORDER PARTY, AND SHE SAYS IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO MEET NICE ELIGIBLE BACHELORS. THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME. I'M OUTTA HERE...
