1. Get sadistic pleasure on F18 by practicing maneuvers then accelerating to 100% thrust at the start and driving straight through the plane in front of you!
2. Order your worst enemy a dial-a-pizza. (with extra toppings)
3. Play 'lemmings', but attempt to get your lemmings into the most stupid places possible, or try and kill them all, without using nuke in a preset time period.
4. Annoy your neighbours by buying an identical television set to theirs,and then standing outside their window and changing the channels using your identical remote control.
5. Go down to your local supermarket and fill an entire trolley with tins of baked beans. When the assistant asks you for the money, pretend to be French / Yiddish / Chinese, etc... and walk out the shop in disgust when they don't understand you.
6. Ring the operator and attempt to make a reverse charge phone call to yourself. You really should try this one.
7. Dial 175 on your phone and listen to the sad woman telling your phone number. Hang up, and then pick the phone up again. She'll still be there!
8.Fill all your toothpaste tubes with constipation cream.
