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************************************************************** * * * R E A D I N G F O R P L E A S U R E * * * * Issue #12 * * * * * * * * Editor: Cindy Bartorillo * * * * * * Featured Authors: George Alec Effinger / Evan Hunter * * * ************************************************************** CONTACT US AT: Reading For Pleasure, c/o Cindy Bartorillo, 1819 Millstream Drive, Frederick, MD 21701; or on CompuServe leave a message to 74766,1206; or on GEnie leave mail to C.BARTORILLO; or call our BBS, the BAUDLINE II at 301-694-7108, 1200-9600 HST. NOTICE: Reading For Pleasure is not copyrighted. You may copy freely, but please give us credit if you extract portions to use somewhere else. Sample copies of our print edition are available upon request. We ask for a donation of $1.50 each to cover the printing and mailing costs. 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(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) TABLE OF CONTENTS LINE Editorial . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 120 Awards . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 157 What's News . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 198 Michener's CARIBBEAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 283 Le Carre's CALL FOR THE DEAD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 389 Genre Sections: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Murder By The Book . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 437 Loosen Your Grip On Reality . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1245 Frightful Fiction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1890 The Laugh's On Us . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2350 ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Omnium-Gatherum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2497 Back Issues . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2560 (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) EDITORIAL Finally, here it is, the first of our new mini-mag issues. Science Fiction, Mystery, Horror, and Humor now have their own sections, making them easier to split off from the rest of RFP. While this isn't all that big a change for the electronic edition, it has been a real headache reorganizing the print edition. The compartmentalized RFP will be easier to print in the long run, but creating four new headers and redesigning the front and back of RFP has meant several late nights slaving over a hot laser printer. We've got two Featured Authors for you this time: George Alec Effinger and Evan Hunter (aka Ed McBain). Add to that reviews by Robert A. Pittman, Sue Feder, Cherie Jung, and all the other usual group, and you're bound to find lots of ideas for your reading list. By the way, it's just come to my attention that the mystery magazine, The Armchair Detective, has a publishing arm, and they have done a nice edition of the very first 87th Precinct novel COP HATER. It's $25 for the regular edition, $75 for the limited edition, $3 postage for the first book, $.50 for each additional book. All copies are printed on acid-free paper and are Smyth sewn. I'm not sure, but I think this is the first time COP HATER has been in hardcover. In any case, write or call: The Armchair Detective Library 129 West 56th Street New York, NY 10019 212-765-0902 Be on the lookout for our Lucky #13 Halloween Issue to be released on October 1, 1990. We've got some great things in store, including a special article on Haunted Houses, and an Special RFP Interview with Featured Author Dan Simmons. You won't want to miss this one! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) AWARDS Pulitzer Prizes Fiction: THE MAMBO KINGS PLAY SONGS OF LOVE by Oscar Hijuelos (Farrar, Straus & Giroux) General Nonfiction: AND THEIR CHILDREN AFTER THEM by Dale Maharidge & Michael Williamson (Random House) History: IN OUR IMAGE: America's Empire in the Philippines by Stanley Karnow (Random House) Poetry: THE WORLD DOESN'T END by Charles Simic (Harcourt Brace Jovanovich) Biography: MACHIAVELLI IN HELL by Sebastian de Grazia (Princeton University Press) Golden Kite Awards Presented by The Society of Children's Book Writers. The recipients were: Fiction: JENNY OF THE TETONS by Kristiana Gregory (Gulliver/HBJ) Nonfiction: PANAMA CANAL: Gateway to the World by Judith St. George (Putnam) Illstration: TOM THUMB illustrated by Richard Jesse Watson (HBJ) (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Publishing legend Erle Stanley Gardner was born on July 17, 1889. His first published novel was THE CASE OF THE VELVET CLAWS (1932). During his career there were: 82 Perry Mason novels 29 Donald Lam & Bertha Cool detective novels 9 D.A. Doug Selby murder mysteries 8 "other" novels 12 travel books 3 book on criminal novels (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) WHAT'S NEWS * This MUST be the Year of Dan Simmons. After a brief pause following the release of his first novel, SONG OF KALI, he has recently burst into print with CARRION COMFORT (from Dark Harvest), PHASES OF GRAVITY, HYPERION, and FALL OF HYPERION. A paperback edition of CARRION COMFORT from Warner and a new hardcover novel called SUMMER OF NIGHT from Putnam are being released this coming October. Around the same time (October/November), Dark Harvest will publish PRAYERS TO BROKEN STONES, a collection of short stories, as well as OBSESSIONS, an anthology edited by Gary Raisor, which will include a short story by Simmons. Further in the future, the Hyperion books, which were thematically one novel published in two parts, will have a sequel (of I don't know how many parts), and that and another undetermined SF novel AND a "mainstream literary novel" have been sold to Bantam. I hope you got all that, 'cause there will be a test later. We'll straighten this whole mess out next issue, when Dan Simmons will be the Featured Author. Look for #13 (lucky Halloween) around Oct 1. * If you've enjoyed browsing through the Publishers Central Bureau discount book catalogs, be prepared for a change. Random House, the owner, has laid off 30 of the 75 employees at PCB and plans to emphasize more expensive books, audio, and video. * Collectors should know about The National Book Collectors Society, dedicated to promulgating information about book collecting, bibliography, book preservation, and related subjects. Membership is $20. For more information, contact: The National Book Collectors Society, Box 62, New York, NY 10101. * John Irvin (TURTLE DIARY, HAMBURGER HILL, and NEXT OF KIN) has optioned Joe R. Lansdale's COLD IN JULY for theatrical development. Other optioned Lansdale works include: Awesome Productions has an option on THE DRIVE-IN, and Jeff Walker, Inc., has recently renewed their option on DEAD IN THE WEST. Summer Lansdale book releases include: a hardcover edition of COLD IN JULY from Mark Zeising, a new suspense novel in paperback from Bantam called SAVAGE SEASON, and a Bantam paperback reissue of COLD IN JULY. * The International Publishers Association, in an attempt to give readers (and the act of reading) "a specific status within society", is promoting the establishment of a "Readers Area" in all public places such as post offices, railway stations, hospitals, airports, town halls, supermarkets, etc. Sponsors of the areas--publishers, libraries, booksellers--will get credit on uniform signs designating the space. * Simon & Schuster has had a completely finished, ready-to-publish biography of Greta Garbo since 1976. The book was written by Antoni Gronowicz, who was either a "long-time friend" of Garbo (according to him and an investigation by S&S) or had absolutely no relationship with her at all (according, at least at one time, to Garbo herself). The book was sold to S&S with the provision that it would not be released until after her death, which occurred recently. The author died in 1985. * Saying "It's later than you think!", Katharine Hepburn has finally agreed to write her memoirs for publication. Random House hopes to have her manuscript in hand this August for a spring 1991 release, with a Ballantine mass market edition one year later. * A new book from Ira Levin is an event, and there's one on the way. It's called SLIVERS, and is, according to Levin, an "erotic thriller". The title apparently comes from the shape of the new tiny living spaces that they're building in New York. It's been quite a while since the last Ira Levin title, so in case you've forgotten, here's a list of his novels: ROSEMARY'S BABY, A KISS BEFORE DYING, THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL, THIS PERFECT DAY, THE STEPFORD WIVES. He's also written some classic plays; most recently DEATHTRAP, but also CRITIC'S CHOICE and NO TIME FOR SERGEANTS. * Motown Productions have optioned Rock Brynner's biography of his father, YUL (Simon & Schuster), for TV. * Warner Books has paid romance novelist Alexandra Ripley $4.9 million for a sequel to Margaret Mitchell's GONE WITH THE WIND. It was supposed to be released this fall, but the writing, editing, and rewriting is taking longer than expected. They had to cancel a special promotional party that had been planned for the recent American Booksellers Association Convention, and the book has been rescheduled for spring 1991. Warner says it will be "a huge book, big and lush like its predecessor". Let's hope so. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) CARIBBEAN by James A. Michener (1989, Random House, Inc.) Review by Robert A. Pittman In writing CARIBBEAN, James A. Michener has supported the book with his usual extensive research. The legitimacy of the research allows him to take the reader far back in time to a plausible past in which to begin the story. It starts in the year 1310 and describes the inhabitants and the culture of the island presently known as Hispaniola and shared by the countries Haiti and the Dominican Republic. From that date, Michener moves the reader along on a trip of almost seven hundred years through the islands of the Caribbean sea and along the coast of Central and South America. It is a trip fueled by the culture, religion and commerce that has shaped the human dimension of this geographic area. In tracing the history of the region (after its discovery by the Europeans), the author uses the technique of following several characters through several generations. Thus, the reader gets to know various figures from Spain, France and England who were prominent in the Caribbean as it was being conquered, settled and commercially developed. For example, early in the book we are introduced to Don Diego Ledesma who was appointed the Spanish governor of Cartegena, Colombia in 1556. He spent much of his adult life in conflict with the Englishman, Sir Francis Drake over control of the Caribbean. He leaves a line of progeny who are consistently prominent in the social and political circles of Columbia. Near the end of the book we meet Dr. Carlos Ledesma, a respected Colombian professor whose specialty is Caribbean history. The span of Michener's chronicle is very broad. From indigenous settlers he moves on to the discovery of the region by Columbus and the efforts by him to colonize and exploit the islands. He then covers the long years of struggle between the French, English and Spanish as they seek positions of dominance and control. He covers the rise and fall of slavery and clearly outlines its profound influence on the social and political conditions which exist in the islands today. Included is a riveting account of slave revolts in Hispaniola and the resulting creation of the republic of Haiti. He also leads the reader into current time as he tells of the independence movements in the area and the ultimate formation of political unions within the islands. His story is brought to the shores of this country in his coverage of the Cuban exodus following the revolution led by Fidel Castro. The integration of the Cuban refugees into the Miami area is a fascinating tale which almost stands alone in the book. The book closes with an imaginary trip through the Caribbean on a cruise ship. It is a lecture cruise in which qualified Caribbean scholars talk with the passengers and among themselves about political, social and economic conditions of the area. They postulate, analyze and debate, but do not reach conclusions or even a consensus of views. Mr. Michener has therefore courageously resisted giving pat answers. He leaves us with an important and beautiful area of the world that is sometimes in turmoil, frequently troubled and still facing an uncertain future. At times, there is a secondary value that one finds in reading a book. The story may provide some special insight, give the reader new and useful information or even resolve standing dilemmas and enduring questions. I found such a secondary value in CARIBBEAN. Most of us have occasionally discussed or have at least wondered: What is it that causes Canada and the United States to be so different from the rest of the countries in North and South America and the Caribbean? Why are their political systems more stable, their economies stronger and their people better cared for? The only physical separation between the United States and Mexico is the small and placid Rio Grande river. Yet the "separation" in terms of social, political and economic development is vast. European settlements were established in the Caribbean and on the mainland of South and Central America long before similar settlements were successfully established in the United States or Canada. Brazil and Colombia, for example, had thriving communities by the mid sixteenth century. Yet none of the countries making up that area today have managed to put together a sociopolitical system that provides its citizens the opportunity or impetus to take them beyond their third world level of development. This phenomenon is well illustrated by looking at Brazil. It is a country with ample natural resources, perhaps the richest in all the Americas, and with a population sufficiently large enough to develop these resources. Somehow though, it has been unable to build the public institutions, embrace political stability and foster the national commitment that is needed for sustained progress. Many reasons have been advanced for the differences in the degree and the direction of development among countries. They range across such things as climate, religion, natural resources and a variety of cultural influences. Never is it a simple matter. Michener brings a new viewpoint to this subject, and while it is not the principal focus of his book, he makes his point quite well. He lays the problem firmly on the shoulders of the Spanish families that first settled the Caribbean area. It has a cultural basis, but was not inherited or imported from Spain. It was a custom or cultural practice which the Spanish families created as they spread through the Caribbean region. This is not the place to re-state Mr. Michener's entire theory on the matter and I do not want to deprive the prospective reader of the pleasure of discovering this "extra value." It is more appropriate and more enjoyable to read it as you enjoy reading CARIBBEAN. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) CALL FOR THE DEAD by John Le Carre (1961) Review by Cindy Bartorillo CALL FOR THE DEAD is both the first novel published by Le Carre (pseudonym of David Cornwell) and the first appearance of "breathtakingly ordinary" George Smiley. On the first page we are told: Short, fat and of a quiet disposition, he appeared to spend a lot of money on really bad clothes, which hung about his squat frame like a skin on a shrunken toad. This lets us know immediately that though Smiley is with British Intelligence, he'll never be confused with James Bond. Which is a very large part of George Smiley's attraction. Hideously evil villains are constantly leaping out from behind trees to pounce on Bond, but he is allowed to respond with equally unrealistic physical capabilities and an array of gadgets that would be the highlight of any Sharper Image catalog. George Smiley, on the other hand, faces more human foes, and must overcome them with nothing more than his impressive mental capabilities. Smiley has recently conducted a routine security check and interview when he is told that the subject of the interview has committed suicide, apparently the result of Smiley's interview. What did Smiley say to the man? Why, nothing out of the ordinary. As a matter of fact, they rather liked each other; even took a walk together. Smiley's superior wants to leave it with an "Oh, well, just don't do it again", but George Smiley wants to know what happened. He discovers a few clues at the dead man's house, then Smiley goes home to think. But when he goes home, he finds that a stranger is there waiting for him. Now Smiley must hide until he discovers the key to the dead man's puzzle. This is a terrific mystery story, and a very short one. My paperback edition is 148 pages, and there are exactly 148 pages of plot. This is highly unusual today; most novels, few of which contain more bare plot than CALL FOR THE DEAD, are padded out to at least 300-400 pages. But this novel is absolute perfection, and wouldn't bear the adding or deleting of a single word. If you haven't read Smiley's first puzzle, you're missing a very good story. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) #:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:# # MURDER BY THE BOOK # #:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:# --------------------------------------------------------------------- Murder By The Book is a division of Reading For Pleasure, published bimonthly. This material is NOT COPYRIGHTED and may be used freely by all. Contributions of information, reviews, etc. should be sent to: Reading For Pleasure, 1819 Millstream Drive, Frederick, MD 21702. --------------------------------------------------------------------- FEATURED AUTHOR: EVAN HUNTER "The city in these pages is imaginary. The people, the places are all fictitious. Only the police routine is based on established investigatory technique." ---printed in the front of 87th Precinct novels Evan Hunter was born Salvatore A. Lombino in New York, 1926. Later he changed his name legally to Evan Hunter and went on to write critically-acclaimed novels, children's books, plays, and screenplays, under the name Evan Hunter as well as a variety of pseudonyms. Some of the names Hunter has used are: Ed McBain, Richard Marsten, Curt Cannon, Ezra Hannor, Hunt Collins. Despite all his other fine work, Evan Hunter will probably always be best known for his novels about the 87th Precinct published under the name Ed McBain. These novels have largely defined the mystery subgenre of Police Procedural, and are much-loved by both readers and critics (Julian Symons called Hunter "the most consistently skillful writer of police novels"). Hunter says that he never plans a book, he just sits down and types, which helps explain the extraordinary variety of subjects and tones among the 87th Precinct novels. Some are more horror story than mystery, some are very violent, and some are outright comedies. One of the hallmarks of the 87th Precinct novels is the multiple story lines in each volume. As in a real police station, there are many different stories unfolding, with a wide variety of characters involved. This juggling act has afforded Hunter a great deal of narrative freedom and has kept readers coming back for more than 30 years. By the way, even though Evan Hunter has repeatedly denied that the island of Isola (Italian for "island") where the 87th Precinct is located, is really New York, most readers have long ago decided otherwise. Here is a guide to this classic author's works. The name following the title and date is the name under which the book was published, at least to the best of my ability to determine it. Many of the books have been published under Evan Hunter and Ed McBain, and it's often difficult to determine which was first, or even most prominent. Thanks to everyone who helped me with this list, most particularly Frank "The Bibliographer" Young and Edwin Albetski. EVERYTHING BUT THE 87TH PRECINCT NOVELS FIND THE FEATHERED SERPENT (1952) Evan Hunter. A 16-year-old boy and his companion travel by time machine to a Yucatan of more than a thousand years ago to search for the origins of the Maya god, Kukulcan. DON'T CROWD ME (1953) Evan Hunter. This was a paperback original about sex and murder in an upstate New York vacation resort. THE BLACKBOARD JUNGLE (1954) Evan Hunter. Hunter taught at two vocational high schools in 1950, which gave him the material for this famous story of violence and racial tension in a New York school. CUT ME IN (1954) Hunt Collins. SECOND ENDING (1956) Evan Hunter. RUNAWAY BLACK (1954) Richard Marsten. About a young man from Harlem on the lam from a murder he didn't commit. MURDER IN THE NAVY (1955) Evan Hunter. ROCKET TO LUNA (unknown) Richard Marsten. THE SPIKED HEEL (1956) Evan Hunter. THE JUNGLE KIDS (1956) Evan Hunter. A collection of short stories about teenagers and crime. VANISHING LADIES (1957) Richard Marsten. A cop is on vacation when his fiancee goes missing. I LIKE 'EM TOUGH (1958) Curt Cannon. Short stories told as first-person accounts of a former private detective who is now a bum. I'M CANNON--FOR HIRE (1958) Curt Cannon. More about Cannon. EVEN THE WICKED (1958) Richard Marsten. A paperback original that was later reprinted under the Ed McBain pseudonym. It's about Zachary Blake, who returns to Martha's Vineyard one year after his wife died there, supposedly in a swimming accident. Zach thinks it was murder and his poking around stirs up another murder and a kidnapping. STRANGERS WHEN WE MEET (1958) Evan Hunter. THE APRIL ROBIN MURDERS (1958) Craig Rice & Ed McBain. Hunter completed Rice's mystery novel when she died suddenly. BIG MAN (1959) Richard Marsten. The rise (and fall) of a small-time hood. A MATTER OF CONVICTION (1959) Evan Hunter. THE LAST SPIN (1960) Evan Hunter. A short story collection. THE REMARKABLE HARRY (1961) Evan Hunter. MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS (1961) Evan Hunter. THE WONDERFUL BUTTON (1961) Evan Hunter. HAPPY NEW YEAR, HERBIE (1963) Evan Hunter. A short story collection. THE BIRDS (1963) Evan Hunter. He wrote the screenplay for Alfred Hitchcock's famous film made from a Daphne Du Maurier story. BUDDWING (1964) Evan Hunter. An amnesia victim spends 24 hours in New York City trying to piece his life together. THE SENTRIES (1965) Ed McBain. THE PAPER DRAGON (1966) Evan Hunter. A HORSE'S HEAD (1967) Evan Hunter. "A wacky farce that rivals anything written by Donald Westlake for comic invention, boffo laughs, and sheer exuberance. It also has one element that Westlake's novels generally lack (but Hunter's never do): plenty of sex, including but not limited to a seduction in the stacks of the New York City Public Library." (Bill Pronzini in 1001 MIDNIGHTS) LAST SUMMER (1968) Evan Hunter. SONS (1969) Evan Hunter. NOBODY KNEW THEY WERE THERE! (1971) Ed McBain. EVERY LITTLE CROOK AND NANNY (1972) Ed McBain. A comic crime novel that has some fun with literary critics. THE EASTER MAN (A PLAY) AND SIX STORIES (1972) Ed McBain. Contains: "The Birthday Party", "The Sharers", "The Interview", "The Intruder", "Terminal Misunderstanding", "The Beheading", and "The Easter Man". COME WINTER (1973) Evan Hunter. STREETS OF GOLD (1974) Ed McBain. WHERE THERE'S SMOKE (1975) Ed McBain. A Benjamin Smoke novel. THE CHISHOLMS: A NOVEL OF THE JOURNEY WEST (1976) Evan Hunter. GUNS (1976) Ed McBain. ME AND MR. STENNER (1976) Evan Hunter. An 11-year-old girl learns to live with her mother's divorce and remarriage. GOLDILOCKS (1978) Ed McBain. The first of the novels about Florida lawyer Matthew Hope. All have nursery rhyme titles and are mostly about criminal deviants. LOVE, DAD (1981) Evan Hunter. RUMPELSTILTSKIN (1981) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1983) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. THE MCBAIN BRIEF (1983) Ed McBain. Twenty short stories by Hunter or McBain originally published in magazines like Manhunt, Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, and Playboy. FAR FROM THE SEA (1983) Evan Hunter. JACK AND THE BEANSTALK (1984) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. The lawyer investigates the murder of a young man who wanted to buy a bean farm. LIZZIE (1984) Evan Hunter. A fictionalized retelling of the Lizzie Borden story, complete with a very plausible solution. SNOW WHITE AND ROSE RED (1985) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. ANOTHER PART OF THE CITY (1985) Ed McBain. CINDERELLA (1986) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. PUSS IN BOOTS (1987) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT (1988) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. DOWNTOWN (1989) Ed McBain. THREE BLIND MICE (1990) Ed McBain. A Matthew Hope novel. The wife of a wealthy Calusa farmer has been brutally raped. The resulting police investigation leads to the arrest of three recent immigrants, all Vietnamese. But the trial, surprisingly, results in their being found innocent. After the verdict is announced, the husband of the victim publicly vows to take justice into his own hands. A few days later the three Vietnamese are found murdered and brutally mutilated. The husband, the obvious and logical suspect, is arrested and accused of the triple crime. At this point his wife turns to Matthew Hope, who soon discovers that he has taken on a case far more complicated--and more explosive--than he had imagined. THE 87TH PRECINCT: The Squad: Detective Steve Carella --- He's an Italian-American with a beautiful wife named Teddy (who is a deaf-mute). Hunter has admitted basing this leading character of the 87th Precinct series on himself. Lieutenant Pete Byrnes --- The respected chief of the squad. Detective Cotton Hawes --- A huge man with a white streak in his red hair marking the place where he was once knifed. He was named after Cotton Mather, the witch-hunter, and is the sex symbol of the squad. Detective Meyer Meyer --- A Jew brought up in a Gentile neighborhood, his name is one of his father's jokes. He's the patient one. Detective Dick Genero --- The dumbest cop in uniform. He once shot himself in the foot. Detective Bert Kling --- The youngest member of the squad, he learns by making mistakes, many mistakes. Has very bad luck with women. Detective Andy Parker --- The cop you love to hate. He's a braggart and a sadist. Detective Arthur Brown --- A large black man. Alf Miscolo --- Head of Clerical. Detective Hal Willis Desk Sergeant Dave Murchison Policewoman Eileen Burke Policewoman Anne Rawles NOTE: In 1961 and 1962, thirty one-hour episodes were televised about the 87th Precinct. Detective Carella was played by Robert Lansing, Gena Rowlands was his wife Teddy, and Gregory Walcott played Detective Havilland. The Novels: COP HATER (1956) Was made into a film starring Robert Loggia. THE MUGGER (1956) Was also made into a film. THE PUSHER (1956) THE CON MAN (1957) KILLER'S CHOICE (1958) KILLER'S PAYOFF (1958) LADY KILLER (1958) KILLER'S WEDGE (1959) Virginia Dodge holds the 87th Precinct hostage with a bottle of what she says in nitroglycerin, waiting for Carella to return so she can shoot him for his responsibility in the death of her husband. Meanwhile, Carella is out trying to solve the locked-room hanging murder of a rich old man. Great suspense. Highly recommended. 'TIL DEATH (1959) KING'S RANSOM (1959) Was made into a Japanese film by Akira Kurosawa called HIGH AND LOW. GIVE THE BOYS A GREAT BIG HAND (1960) THE HECKLER (1960) The novel marks the first appearance of that master criminal, the Deaf Man. SEE THEM DIE (1960) LADY, LADY, I DID IT! (1961) LIKE LOVE (1962) THE EMPTY HOURS (1962) A collection of three novelettes. TEN PLUS ONE (1963) Was made into a film called WITHOUT APPARENT MOTIVE. AX (1964) HE WHO HESITATES (1965) A grim and suspenseful story told entirely from the point of view of a sexually disturbed criminal. DOLL (1965) EIGHTY MILLION EYES (1966) FUZZ (1968) Was made into a film starring Burt Reynolds, with a screenplay written by Hunter. The Deaf Man threatens to start killing city officials if he isn't given a great deal of money, Carella works undercover to find out who's been setting winos on fire, and the squad room is being painted apple green. SHOTGUN (1969) JIGSAW (1970) HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG'S ALL HERE! (1971) The star of this novel is the 87th Precinct itself, as we get a front-row seat for 24 hours of precinct life. The whole squad shows up, and the arrest sheets and other official paperwork interspersed in the book add verisimilitude. SADIE WHEN SHE DIED (1972) LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE DEAF MAN (1973) Another Deaf Man appearance. HAIL TO THE CHIEF (1973) There's a gang war brewing, and Carella and Bert Kling have a pile of corpses in a ditch. BREAD (1974) BLOOD RELATIVES (1975) SO LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE (1976) LONG TIME NO SEE (1977) CALYPSO (1979) GHOSTS (1980) The 87th Precinct meets the occult, and Hunter kills off his friend Stephen King. (King in turn mentions Steve Carella and the 87th Precinct on page 71 of the new, revised THE STAND and on page 169 of THE DARK HALF.) HEAT (1981) An alcoholic artist commits suicide (or was it murder?) and Bert Kling's wife strays. The summer heat steams right off the pages. ICE (1983) You get everything in this story: robbery, murder, drugs, rape. A long and complicated book, but Hunter manages to hold it all together. LIGHTNING (1984) Someone is killing female runners and hanging them from lampposts, a serial rapist is raping the same women multiple times, and Meyer Meyer has a new toupee. EIGHT BLACK HORSES (1985) Another appearance of the Deaf Man. POISON (1987) TRICKS (1987) MCBAIN'S LADIES: THE WOMEN OF THE 87TH PRECINCT (1988) LULLABY (1989) MCBAIN'S LADIES TOO: MORE WOMEN OF THE 87TH PRECINCT (1989) VESPERS (1990) Not the best 87th Precinct novel. See the review in this issue. About the 87th Precinct: THE BOYS FROM GROVER AVENUE: ED MCBAIN'S 87TH PRECINCT NOVELS by George N. Dove (Bowling Green University, 1985) >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< THE 1990 EDGAR AWARDS The awards for excellence given out by The Mystery Writers of America are: Best Novel: BLACK CHERRY BLUES by James L. Burke Best First Novel by an American Author: THE LAST BILLABLE HOUR by Susan Wolfe Best Original Paperback Novel: THE RAIN by Keith Peterson Best Fact Crime: DOC: THE RAPE OF THE TOWN OF LOVELL by Jack Olsen Best Critical/Biographical Study: THE LIFE OF GRAHAM GREENE, VOLUME I: 1904-1939 by Norman Sherry Best Young Adult Mystery: SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE by Alane Ferguson Best Short Story: "Too Many Crooks" by Donald Westlake Best Mystery Episode in a Television Series: "White Noise" (WISEGUY) by Burke & Ruggiero Best Television Feature or Miniseries: SHANNON'S DEAL written by John Sayles Best Motion Picture: HEATHERS written by Daniel Waters Best Play: CITY OF ANGELS by Gelbart, Coleman & Zippel Grand Master Award: Helen McCloy Raven Award: Carol Brener Reader of the Year: Sarah Booth Conroy Ellery Queen Award: Joel Davis Robert L. Fish Memorial Award: "Hawks" by Connie Holt >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< VESPERS by Ed McBain (Morrow, 1990) "Carella told him they had a D.O.A. priest, stab-and-slash, weapon unknown, housekeeper and secretary last ones to see him alive, wild prints all over the church and the rectory, random latents lifted from the papers here, but they were most likely the secretary's. He also told Parker that the housekeeper thought the Devil had dusted the priest and that in addition to the Devil the priest had also pissed off some local youngsters as well as his own congregation." ---from VESPERS The detectives of the 87th precinct are called in on May 24th when Father Michael is killed in the garden of St. Catherine's, but they soon become convinced that the key to the murder lies in the mystery of what, exactly, happened in the church on the afternoon of Easter Sunday, more than a month earlier. Everyone that Steve Carella questions has at least a slightly different version of the time. Everyone agrees that a young black man named Nathan Hooper burst into the church that afternoon, bleeding from a head wound and being chased by half a dozen local Italian youths. The motivation for the attack on Nathan depends entirely on who you ask: Nathan's story differs markedly from that of Bobby Corrente, leader of the Italian kids. Some people say that when Nathan's entrance interrupted a violent argument that Father Michael was having with an unknown person in an adjoining room. Some say he was arguing with a man, some say a woman. Some say that, as a result of the Easter Sunday incident, drugs were hidden inside St. Catherine's. The slow unfolding of the facts about Easter Sunday are a delight to read, and very instructive. Just because a story sounds good, just because it makes sense, doesn't mean that it is true. As I read VESPERS, I kept jumping to conclusions, assuming people were telling the truth to Carella, and I was continually surprised. There are some very interesting side stories in VESPERS also. Detective Willis and his girlfriend Marilyn Hollis become embroiled in a deadly game with Argentinian hitmen when Marilyn's past comes back to haunt them. And Cotton Hawes begins a relationship with Kristin Lund that has two strikes against it from the start: one, she's an actress, and two, she's a suspect in the murder of Father Michael. Speaking of suspects, there's a great bunch in VESPERS. There's Schuyler Lutherson, a Satanist who runs the Church of the Bornless One only four blocks from St. Catherine's. There's Arthur Farnes, a disgruntled parishoner and wife-beater. There's Andrew Hobbs, a gay Satanist who painted an inverted pentagram on St. Catherine's garden gate, and Abby, his over-sexed mother. What about Nathan Hooper and the Italian kids? Did they hide drugs in the church and kill Father Michael when he interfered? And if it's true that Father Michael was having an affair, who was it with? The secretary Kristin Lund perhaps? As in most mysteries, there is a considerable amount of educational material in VESPERS. The reader gets to visit the nearby Church of the Bornless One and witness several Satanist rituals, as well as meeting a number of the people involved. There's also a fascinating lecture of the creation, use, and dissemination of crack (and we get to meet a few people involved in those processes too). On the whole, the Satanists come off looking childish and pathetic, as do the drug abusers. The force of the reader's anger is directed instead toward those who manipulate the suffering of others for their own gain, and Ed McBain points out several types for you to watch out for. As a minor side issue, I was interested to note that Ed McBain chose to present the speech of inner city blacks in dialect, using phonetic spelling to indicate pronunciation. ("'I tole him basely d'troof,' Hooper said.") This is always a mildly controversial issue: some readers find phonetic spelling hard to read and disruptive, possibly even insulting; others enjoy a book with a bit of a sound track. What do you think? Before you say you like writers who work in dialect, grab a few Sir Walter Scott novels (THE ANTIQUARY sticks in my mind particularly). Scott's books often come with a glossary in the back, and with good reason. The solution to the mystery is nicely done, and if you were paying attention you had plenty of opportunity to solve it yourself. The depiction of inner city life, on the other hand, was grim and depressing, with no real hope offered by the author for future improvement. I generally prefer my fiction a bit more upbeat, but the storytelling ability of Ed McBain carries the day in VESPERS. >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< This year's Bouchercon (XXI) is being held September 21-23 in London, so I guess if you don't have your reservations by now you aren't going. But if you'd like to make plans for next year, here's the scoop. Bouchercon XXII will be held October 11-13, 1991 in Los Angeles, CA. Guest of Honor will be Ed Hoch. Visual Media Guest of Honor will be William Link. Fan Guest of Honor will be Bruce Pelz. If you want more information, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Bouchercon XXII c/o SCIFI Box 8442 Van Nuys, CA 91409 >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< September 15, 1990 will mark the 100th anniversary of the birth of Agatha Christie. She wrote 78 crime novels, 19 plays, 6 romances (under the pseudonym Mary Westmacott), and 4 works of nonfiction. Her books have sold more copies than Shakespeare--as a matter of fact she's outsold only by the Bible. If you want to talk numbers, Christie's works have sold over a billion copies in English, and another billion in 44 other languages around the world. In honor of her centenary, the Free Press is publishing a new, unauthorized biography called AGATHA CHRISTIE: THE WOMAN AND HER MYSTERIES ($22.50) by Harvard lecturer Gillian Gill. Do you know who murdered Roger Ackroyd? Do you know who was murdered in the vicarage? Maybe you need to do some reading. Agatha Christie Trivia: Did you know that Miss Marple titles outsell Hercule Poirot titles by 15%? It's a fact. >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< By Michael Z. Lewin: ASK THE RIGHT QUESTION (1971) THE WAY WE DIE NOW (1973) THE ENEMIES WITHIN (1974) NIGHT COVER (1976) THE SILENT SALESMAN (1978) OUTSIDE IN (1980) MISSING WOMAN (1981) HARD LINE (1982) OUT OF SEASON (1984) LATE PAYMENTS (1986) AND BABY WILL FALL (1988) >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< BOOKS BY SANDRA SCOPPETTONE (aka Jack Early) SUZUKI BEANE (1961) 96 pages, illustrated. BANG, BANG, YOU'RE DEAD by Louise Fitzhugh & Sandra Scoppettone (1969) 32 pages, illustrated by Louise Fitzhugh. A group of children find that while play war can be fun, real war is no fun at all. TRYING HARD TO HEAR YOU (1974) 264 pages. Faced with the revelation that her best friend is a homosexual, a sixteen-year-old tries to cope with her own and her friends' reactions toward him. THE LATE GREAT ME (1976) 256 pages. Having thought that drinking would help her make and keep friends, a sixteen-year-old comes to realize that she is no longer in control and seeks help. SOME UNKNOWN PERSON (1977) 374 pages. HAPPY ENDINGS ARE ALL ALIKE (1978) 202 pages. Small town prejudices emerge when a love affair between two teenage girls is revealed. SUCH NICE PEOPLE (1980) 284 pages. LONG TIME BETWEEN KISSES (1982) 207 pages. A young woman living in New York City's SoHo learns about love and honesty in the summer of her seventeenth year. INNOCENT BYSTANDERS (1983) 359 pages. A CREATIVE KIND OF KILLER by Jack Early (1984) 214 pages. PLAYING MURDER (1985) 217 pages. When one of the players in a murder game is killed, seventeen-year-old Anna and her twin brother realize that their circle of friends may conceal a real murderer. RAZZAMATAZZ by Jack Early (1985) 331 pages. DONATO & DAUGHTER by Jack Early (1988) 341 pages. "He Loved Her So Much" (1989) In SISTERS IN CRIME from Berkley. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IS MINE (1991) Coming from Little, Brown. NOTE: Sandra is working on the next Jack Early novel right now, and it will be a sequel to the first (A CREATIVE KIND OF KILLER), starring Fortune Fanelli, P.I. >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< SUE FEDER'S MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR Boylan, Eleanor: MURDER OBSERVED (Henry Holt, 1990, $16.95, USA). Format: Hardcover Character: Clara Gamadge, 2nd appearance Locale: New York City Status: Amateur `little old lady' Setting: Past misdeeds come back to haunt Henry Gamadge's widow Clara is back in time to witness Anna, one of her oldest friends, run down by a car. Anna had been talking about a young German student and her Austrian friend, both of whom have a strangely close relationship with Anna's long-ex-husband. Despite the lack of interest by the police, Clara knows what she saw--and what she saw was a murder. Although the ending is strangely choppy and the motive is derived from an outdated morality, Clara is a great lady who (along with Margaret Binton) shows positively that life doesn't end at 60. Hall, Parnell: CLIENT (Donald I. Fine, 1990, $18.95, USA). Format: Hardcover Character: Stanley Hastings, 5th appearance Locale: New York City and Albany Status: PI Setting: Humorous softboiled Stanley Hastings is back, and he finally has a paying detective job. Hired to trail the estranged wife of his client, he ends up in a small-town motel in upstate New York. After his quarry is tucked in for the night he goes to sleep, only to be woken up by the not-so-gentle tapping of local cops ready to arrest him for her murder. Then he finds out she wasn't the wife, and his client disappears--without paying his bill. Stanley investigates in his own inimitable fashion, but what will he do about his unpaid bill? Meyers, Annette: TENDER DEATH (Bantam, 1990, $17.95, USA). Format: Hardcover Character: Leslie Wetzon, 2nd appearance Locale: New York City Status: Amateur Wall Street headhunter Setting: Financial dealings When a wealthy, elderly woman falls out of her window, the police are ready to call it accidental or a suicide. Wall Street headhunter Leslie Wetzon, though, is nagged by the peculiar disappearance of the deceased's home attendant. There's an unusual proliferation of people with Russian accents which sends Wetzon into the alien world of Little Odessa in Brooklyn's Brighton Beach; and the usual proliferation of friends and colleagues who sometimes place the bottom line in front of love and loyalty. (In fact, there are time I would like to see her partner, Smith, as the next victim.) Meyers hits this particular side of New York with unerring accuracy. However, there is one very disturbing plot gap: one person knows the name of a very important player in the situation and supposedly reveals all he knows to the police, in Wetzon's presence. Yet later in the book Wetzon has no idea who this person is and nearly gets killed. I like Wetzon, but I find it hard to accept a person dealing with Wall Street sharks being this naive. Also, those who get occasionally annoyed at Carolyn Hart's name-dropping may feel similarly about Wetzon's seeming acquaintance with everyone in the NYC entertainment business. Roberts, Les: SNAKE OIL (St. Martin's Press, 1990, $17.95, USA). Format: Hardcover Character: Saxon, 4th appearance Locale: Los Angeles Status: PI Setting: Financial dealings, modern American hardboiled As Roberts matures in his writing, Saxon matures as a character in this most complex story to date. Asked to obtain proof of a wife's infidelity, he is kept on to prove the lady innocent of murder. The dead man worked in the wildcat oil business, where the risks are high and the payoffs higher still. The supporting cast--his assistant Jo; adopted son Marvel (who makes a significant reappearance); a wily old oilman and his beautiful and brilliant granddaughter--is excellent. Sex is kept discreetly behind closed doors; violence is engaged in reluctantly and when no other options exist. Roberts' intimate knowledge of Los Angeles is felt in full force; and while Saxon has lost none of his sharp sense of irony, it is in the context of the thoughtful and caring man we glimpsed in NOT ENOUGH HORSES. Highly recommended. Smith, Janet: SEA OF TROUBLES (Perseverance, 1990, $8.95, USA). Format: Trade Paperback Character: Annie McPherson, 1st appearance, possible future series Locale: Puget Sound, Oregon Status: Amateur lawyer Setting: Caper-gone-wrong, some romance Seattle lawyer Annie McPherson finds herself on nearby San Juan Islands for what she hopes will be a combination business trip/mini-vacation. Pretty nearly everyone on the island is hiding something, and Annie is compelled to sort things out after one person ends up missing and another ends up dead. Although a major plot turn is obvious far too early, Annie is a very likeable character (one is tempted to say spunky) and there's enough going on to hold your interest throughout. Tapply, William: CLIENT PRIVILEGE (Delacorte, 1990, $16.95, USA). Format: Hardcover Character: Brady Coyne, 9th appearance Locale: Boston Status: Experienced amateur lawyer Setting: Legal ethics A lawyer is bound to completely protect the confidentiality of what his client tells him. Suppose you are a lawyer and your client asks you to meet someone on a confidential matter. Suppose that someone is murdered shortly after the meeting. Suppose that respecting your client's privilege makes you a prime suspect. And suppose you start to suspect your own client set you up as a patsy. Brady Coyne must do more than suppose in this latest and very strong entry in a generally fine series. Brady is also deepened as a character for us. Gone again his Hungarian strudel of a girlfriend, although he mentions her once to let us know she is not out of his life. Back for a touching, if ambivalent, interlude is his ex-wife. Seen here for perhaps the first time in the series is his sincere dedication to the basic moral and ethical foundation of his chosen profession. I've enjoyed the entire series (more or less), but Tapply seems to be taking his protagonist more seriously in this book, and it shows. >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< THE AMERICAN MYSTERY AWARDS Best Traditional Mystery: DIET TO DIE FOR by Joan Hess Best Crime Novel: KILLSHOT by Elmore Leonard Best Private Eye Novel: THE SHAPE OF DREAD by Marcia Muller Best Espionage Novel: A SEASON IN HELL by Jack Higgins Best Romantic Suspense: NAKED ONCE MORE by Elizabeth Peters Best Police Procedural: A GOOD NIGHT TO KILL by Lillian O'Donnell Best Paperback Original: TROUBLE IN THE BRASSES by Charlotte MacLeod Best Fan Publication: THE DROOD REVIEW Best Scholarly Work: A CATALOGUE OF CRIME by Barzun & Taylor Best Movie: HEATHERS Best TV Show: WISEGUY Best Critic: Jon L. Breen Best Short Story: "Afraid All the Time" by Nancy Pickard (in SISTERS IN CRIME) Best Editor: Kate Miciak >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< A LITTLE CLASS ON MURDER by Carolyn G. Hart (1989, Doubleday) Reviewed by Cherie Jung For fans of Annie Laurance Darling, the name dropping owner of the mystery book store Death on Demand, another romp awaits you, complete with Laurel, Miss Dora and Henny. While I occasionally tire of the stream of real authors' names strung along in the storyline, I do enjoy the rivalry and antics of the sleuthing trio of Laurel, Henny and Miss Dora. I also enjoy Annie's sense of self and sense of humor. The mystery here occurs on the Chastain College Campus where Annie is teaching a class entitled "The Three Great Dames of Mystery" (meaning Rinehart, Christie and Sayers) and involves the struggle for power in the journalism department. While Annie attempts to avoid becoming embroiled in the matter, events have a way of changing her mind, as the class decides to solve the mystery themselves. In Annie's race to discover the identity of "Deep Throat" and reveal the murderer(s) before her class disintegrates into total chaos, she is "assisted" by Max, her husband, and the charming trio of Miss Dora, Laurel and Henny. There are three deaths. Two murders and one suicide. There were several good suspects, including the killer, and lots of clue gathering for the various participants. However, when the killer is exposed (or deduced, as in my case), I'm not certain the motives of the killer justified the brutal killings. On the whole, A LITTLE CLASS ON MURDER was a quick, light read and for the most part, enjoyable. If you haven't already become a fan of the Annie Laurance series, you might want to pick up the other titles and read them from first to last. Other titles include: DEATH ON DEMAND (one of my favorites), DESIGN FOR MURDER, SOMETHING WICKED (another favorite - Laurel's plans for Annie and Max' wedding are not to be missed! And the mystery isn't bad, either.), and HONEYMOON WITH MURDER (another favorite, complete with one of the most exasperating honeymoons I've ever read about!) All are available from Bantam Books, pb $3.50 - $3.95 or check your local used bookstores. >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< DIANE DOWNS: BEST KEPT SECRETS Her Own True Story Told by Diane Downs with the aid of police documents and trial transcripts no one else will share by Elizabeth Diane Downs Danmark Publishing, Incorporated (May, 1989) $4.95 If you have already read the excellent book by Ann Rule called SMALL SACRIFICES, then you will no doubt be aware of the sensational media attention to this case. Ms. Downs was convicted in 1984 of shooting her three children, one of which died of the wounds, one was partially paralyzed and one was temporarily affected by aphasia and complications suffered from a stroke following the shootings. Ms. Downs received a gunshot wound to her left arm which was believed to be self inflicted. Meanwhile, Ms. Downs claimed that a scruffy looking man had flagged down her car, demanded she give him the car and when she refused, he shot her children and later shot her in the arm. If you haven't yet read the Ann Rule book, or seen the television interview of the Oprah Winfrey show when Ms. Downs was interviewed, then I suggest you obtain copies and read/watch them in addition to reading this book. Words fail me, as the saying goes. I do not doubt that Ms. Downs has convinced herself that she is the innocent victim here. However, her interpretation does not reconcile the facts for me. The more I read of her book, the more frustrated I became that I couldn't literally interrupt and ask, "Ms. Downs, do you hear what you're saying? Do you really expect me to believe this?" On the back cover of her book, it reads, in part,"Ms. Downs gives a chilling first-hand account of how she and her children were cut down by an assailant's bullets only to find themselves further victimized by the Oregon State legal system. She reveals alleged misconduct by arresting authorities and gives detailed accounts from court transcripts to substantiate her claim of innocence..." It feels like something I might find in one of those tabloids that we all pretend we don't read. Once I began to read her account of the events, I kept thinking that this woman is seriously disturbed. I don't, for a moment, believe that she is/was "crazy" in the sense that she didn't know what she was doing, for I fully believe that she DID know what she was doing - just that she pulled it off badly. I do not recommend reading this book if you are not willing to spend some time reading other accounts of the crime and if possible, watching/hearing Ms. Downs speak. It is a chilling experience. The phrase I have heard most often from laymen is a haunting, "She's one sick puppy..." -------------------------------------------------------------------- For a mysteriously good time, have your computer call Cherie's BBS, Over My Dead Body! Mystery BBS at 415-465-7739. -------------------------------------------------------------------- >*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*<->*< THE 1989 PRIVATE EYE WRITERS OF AMERICA (PWA) SHAMUS AWARDS Best P.I. Novel: EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES by Jonathan Valin Best First P.I. Novel: KATWALK by Karen Kijewski Best Original Paperback P.I. Novel: HELL'S ONLY HALF FULL by Rob Kantner Best P.I. Short Story: "The Killing Man" by Mickey Spillane (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) <-*->:<-*->:<-*->:<-*->:<-*->:<-*-> < > < LOOSEN YOUR GRIP ON REALITY > < > <-*->:<-*->:<-*->:<-*->:<-*->:<-*-> << Editor: Darryl Kenning >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- Loosen Your Grip On Reality is a division of Reading For Pleasure, published bimonthly. This material is NOT COPYRIGHTED and may be used freely by all. Contributions of information, reviews, etc. should be sent to: Darryl Kenning CompuServe: 76337,740 6331 Marshall Rd. or GEnie: D.Kenning Centerville, Ohio 45459 HeavenSoft BBS 513-836-4288 The Annex BBS 513-274-0821 --------------------------------------------------------------------- RANDOM ACCESS The answers are: Yes, all of them, most several times; and, Because it stretches my imagination. You probably already know what the questions are. 1. Did you REALLY read all those books?! and, 2. Why do you read Science Fiction? IF the truth be known the real answer to question number two is "because I really enjoy the creativity that a good SF author must show". The other question that arises as two adults are struggling to find a common ground with Science Fiction - somewhere between "I saw a SF movie once" and a full time reader of the stuff, is--Well, who is your favorite author? Now a number of years ago I had a pretty pat answer to that one. I would trot out Dr. Asimov, Arthur Clarke, and of course Robert H. Heinlein. And that was about all that was required to prove you were a REAL and fairly serious reader of Science Fiction. In spite of the ongoing controversy revolving around the number of SF books being published every year, there are so many outstanding authors that the original question becomes almost meaningless. So already where do you put Niven, Pournelle, Drake, and Bujold to name only a very few? Instead I got to thinking the other day about which SF author had most influenced my thinking over the years. You know, the author whose books you read a half dozen times and even today after umpteen years you can remember the stories and the philosophies and the plot twists. For me that was Robert A. Heinlein. From "THE ROADS MUST ROLL to STARSHIP TROOPER, from FARNHAM'S FREEHOLD to THE MOON IS A HARSH MISTRESS he proposed philosophies, tried governmental systems, and forced us to examine ourselves and our cherished ideas. Understand that I didn't always agree with his ideas, and found some of his stuff disagreeable and in later years as he experimented a bit I found I missed the "old" RAH writing. But it was all worth reading - every single story, every single novel. By The way, If you're looking for some interesting thoughts, read STARSHIP TROOPER and then read THE FOREVER WAR by Joe Haldeman. At any rate, He made a mighty contribution to the Science Fiction genre, to the American body of literature, but most importantly to me, Mr. Heinlein molded who and what I am (for better or worse I guess). Bob and Ginny, Thank You both. << dkk >> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If you have a comment or a question or just an observation about the comments in RANDOM ACCESS or anything else in this section...shoot it off to me at the addresses listed above. Your feedback is welcome. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' * I've just heard that Harlan Ellison sold something called RUN FOR THE STARS to Tor Books. If anyone knows anything about this title, or when it's due to be released, please drop us a note. * We've heard that Jack Finney is now working on a sequel to TIME AND AGAIN, arguably the greatest Time Travel story of all time. We will definitely keep an eye out for this one. ----> BOX SCORES ..................................... /: : : : REDSHIFT RENDEZVOUS, J Stith....4 : : : THE DEATH OF SLEEP, McCaffrey &.. : : : Jody Lynn Nye.......4 : : : THE DENNECKER CODE, J Pollock...3 : : : BATTLE CRY, William Forstchen...2 : : : BRIGHT STAR, Harold Coyle.......5 : : : NINTH LIFE, Don Matheson........3 : : : A LANDSCAPE OF DARKNESS, J Blair3 : : : THE WHITE REGIMENT, J Dalmas....4 : : : THE ECOLOGIC SECESSION, : : : L.E. Modesitt, Jr...4 : : : : : : by darryl kenning : : :...................................: :..................................../ 0 = ugh! to 5 = worth rereading! ----> From THE ARCHIVES.............. My idea here is that I'm going to pull something off the shelf that I haven't looked at in a long time but that I think is worth reading again and report on it for you. Most of this stuff will probably be out of print but should still be findable as you browse your used bookstore or maybe even thru your library. A WORLD UNKNOWN by John Clagett Popular Library, 445-00275, Copyright 1975, original price $1.25 This is an alternate world story, written in what I would call the "classic" style of such stories - an English teacher through a twist of fate is catapulted to the year 2717. But in this world Pagan Rome had never died and Christ had never been born. That premise is enough to let your imagination run free. The key elements seem a bit stilted by today's free flowing standards, but the world Clagett creates seems plausible enough (at least on the surface). There is a nice twist at the end and I freely admit that I never saw it coming. But it was good enough that I immediately went back and reread the book to line up the clues I missed. Any more will probably tell you too much of the story. If you can find this one, grab it and let me know what you think. << dkk >> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Have you heard about Slash Fiction? We hear that it is primarily marketed through a magazine called DATAZINE, and they indicate this particular brand of story with a "/". In any case, Slash Fiction takes famous fictional male pairs and puts them in a homosexual love affair. Explicitly. The most popular pair is reportedly Captain Kirk and his long-time friend and colleague, Science Officer Spock, and stories about them are designated "K/S". Further, we hear that most of these stories are written by women and are desktop published in print runs of around 500-1,000 copies. The field of fiction continues to expand and evolve. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ----> THE PAPERBACK BOOKSHELF REDSHIFT RENDEZVOUS by John E. Stith (1990, Ace) review by Cindy Bartorillo I don't know about you, but I've always found relativity kind of difficult to warm up to. Explanations always start out with phrases like, "If you were travelling at nine-tenths of the speed of light, and you had legs ten miles long..." I have trouble identifying with those kinds of examples. Remember when Carl Sagan showed us that nice-looking cottage by the side of the road, and said that if we travelled past the front of it in a car going fast enough, we'd see the back of the house? Did that make sense to you? Really? And how about the rubber-sheeted pool table? Remember that? Billiard balls that made indentations in it were supposed to show you how mass warps space. That's all very nice for rubber-sheeted pool tables, but I still have trouble picturing the reality of warped space. The problem here is that relativistic effects are not accessible to the average person. Nine-tenths of the speed of light has very little meaning to people who live with a 55 mph speed limit. All of that changes in REDSHIFT RENDEZVOUS. (You thought I forgot about the book, didn't you?) With one stroke, John Stith drags the theory of relativity out of the lab and dumps it right in our laps. The spaceship the Redshift, you see, travels in the 10th layer of hyperspace, and because of that the speed of light on board is only ten meters per second. The speed of sound is approximately 6-2/3 meters per second. You turn on the light in a large dark room and you can actually watch the room light up meter by meter. There are noticeable delays when talking to people on the other side of the room. And time travels faster at your head than at your feet. There are small examples of relativity on almost every page of REDSHIFT RENDEZVOUS, making it one of the most educational novels you'll read this year. In its dozens of everyday examples, it's more helpful than COSMOS, and it's certainly more intelligible than EINSTEIN'S UNIVERSE. Astonishingly, the phenomenon of slow light is just the background wallpaper to an exciting adventure story starring Jason Kraft, first officer aboard the Redshift. The story begins with Jason interrupting a passenger about to commit suicide. With friendly concern from Jason, and some medication from the ship's doctor, she seems to be feeling much better at dinner, so it's a surprise when she shows up dead the next day. She apparently strangled herself around midnight, a couple of hours after seeming reasonably content at dinner. Jason doesn't want to believe she really gave up, and when one of the ship's crew turns up missing he's actively suspicious. Jason checks the outside of the hull, just in case the crewmember is hiding out there, then reenters the airlock, takes off his helmet, sucks one breath of ship air and falls unconscious to the floor. For the rest of the adventure, you'll have to take a trip to the bookstore. Between the charismatic central character of Jason Kraft and the riveting hard science background, it's difficult to believe that this is the last sight of the Redshift. There's plenty of room for sequels from Mr. Stith, and a shared-world anthology would probably work very well. Also, the extra material in the back of the book (an essay from Stith and several charts) look an awful lot like the larval stage of a role-playing game. In any case, I'm definitely looking forward to the further adventures of Jason Kraft, first officer of the Redshift. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Stith Update: It seems that we're not the only ones who liked REDSHIFT RENDEZVOUS--it's been getting excellent reviews and is doing brisk business at bookstores. RFP asked John what he's been doing recently and he said, "I recently turned in REUNION ON NEVEREND, about a high school reunion on a distant planet, where one of the attendees is no longer the person he seems to be. Not wanting to get in a rut, I'm just starting a contemporary fantasy tentatively called MIDNIGHT AT THE FANTASY FACTORY." RFP will keep you informed. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' THE ECOLOGIC SECESSION by L.E. Modesitt Jr. TOR, 812-50348-1, July, 1990, $3.95 This is the third and presumably the culmination of the Ecolitan trilogy. Mixing the "Empire", a super secret agent, the rebels and a little romance has always been a good recipe for success in the hands of a master chef. Modesitt has proven himself to be that chef. The book is a tad slower than the earlier stories in the trilogy, but that really didn't hurt the entertainment value a bit. We all love to see the littler guy stand up to the bully, even when planets and empires are involved. It won't hurt your enjoyment to know that the goods guys win (more or less), how it comes about is the fun. I enjoyed this one, and I must say that I generally like his books. This one will provide good solid reading and will go into the fun-reread stack. Add L. E. Modesitt, Jr's name to your list of authors when you browse the used bookstores. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The "secret" of writing is that there's no secret. Just sit down and do it, instead of blathering about it. Attach the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. If you write two pages a day (about 20 minutes work) at the end of a year you'll have a book. --Marion Zimmer Bradley ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ----> FEATURED AUTHOR Bibliography: George Alec Effinger NOVELS What Entropy Means to Me, Doubleday, 1972 (Nebula nominee) Relatives, Harper & Row, 1973 Nightmare Blue (with Gardner Dozois), Berkley, 1975 Those Gentle Voices, Warner, 1976 Felicia, Putnam, 1976 (Non-SF crime thriller) Death in Florence, Doubleday, 1978 (Paperback title changed to Utopia 3) Heroics, Doubleday, 1979 The Wolves of Memory, Putnam, 1981 The Nick of Time, Doubleday, 1985 The Bird of Time, Doubleday, 1986 When Gravity Fails, Arbor House, 1987 (Nebula and Hugo nominee) Shadow Money, Tor, 1988 (Non-SF crime thriller) A Fire in the Sun, Doubleday Foundation, 1989 (Hugo nominee) The Exile Kiss (Forthcoming from Doubleday Foundation in 1991) Everything but Honor (Forthcoming from Signet in 1991) NOVELIZATIONS Man the Fugitive, Award, 1974 Escape to Tomorrow, Award, 1974 Journey into Terror, Award, 1975 Lord of the Apes, Award, 1976 Note: These were novelizations of the PLANET OF THE APES television series, and I never want to be reminded of them again. Zork (Forthcoming from Avon in 1990) SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS Mixed Feelings, Harper & Row, 1974 Irrational Numbers, Doubleday, 1976 Dirty Tricks, Doubleday, 1978 Idle Pleasures, Berkley, 1983 The Old Funny Stuff, Author's Choice Monthly Issue 1, 1989 COMPUTER GAME Circuit's Edge, Infocom Note: Rather than adapting WHEN GRAVITY FAILS, I wrote an entirely new SF-murder mystery that takes place between WHEN GRAVITY FAILS and A FIRE IN THE SUN, with many of the same characters and locations. The game will be released early in 1990. SHORT FICTION 1. The Eight-Thirty to Nine Slot April, 1971 Fantastic 2. A Free Pass to the Carnival May, 1971 F & SF 3. All the Last Wars at Once Universe 1, ed. Terry Carr (Hugo nominee) 4. Trouble Follows Clarion, ed. Robin Scott Wilson 5. The Westfield Heights Mall Clarion, ed. Robin Scott Wilson Monster 6. Wednesday, November 15, 1967 Ruins of Earth, ed. Thomas M. Disch 7. The Awesome Menace of the December, 1971 Fantastic Polarizer 8. Timmy Was Eight February, 1972 Fantastic (as "Susan Doenim") 9. Early to Bed Clarion II, ed. Robin Scott Wilson 10. Sand and Stones Clarion II, ed. Robin Scott Wilson 11. Live, from Berchtesgaden Orbit 10, ed. Damon Knight 12. f(x)=(11/15/67) New Dimensions 2, ed. Robert x=her, f(x)=0 Silverberg 13. Things Go Better Orbit 11, ed. Damon Knight 14. Rod Marquand's Jungle February, 1973 Fantastic Adventure 15. Hard Times March, 1973 Amazing 16. Relatives Bad Moon Rising, ed. Thomas M. Disch 17. Two Sadnesses Bad Moon Rising, ed. Thomas M. Disch 18. The City on the Sand April, 1973 F & SF (Hugo nominee) 19. Naked to the Invisible Eye May, 1973 Analog 20. The First Step June, 1973 Haunt of Horror (as "John K. Diomede") 21. At the Bran Foundry New Dimensions 3, ed. Robert Silverberg 22. The Ghost Writer Universe 3, ed. Terry Carr 23. The Jewel in the Ash August, 1973 Haunt of Horror 24. Dem Bones ("John K. Diomede") September, 1973 Fantastic 25. World War Two October, 1973 Vertex 26. Lights Out October, 1973 F & SF 27. And Us, Too, I Guess Chains of the Sea, ed. Robert Silverberg 28. New New York New Orleans The New Mind, ed. Roger Elwood 29. Heartburn in Heaven January, 1974 Fantastic ("Susan Doenim") 30. Ashes All My Lust Fellowship of the Stars, ed. Terry Carr 31. How It Felt Universe 5, ed. Terry Carr 32. The Horse with One Leg Worlds Near and Far, ed. Terry Carr 33. Heartstop May, 1974 Haunt of Horror 34. The Mothers' March on Ecstasy New Dimensions 5, ed. Robert Silverberg 35. Biting Down Hard on Truth Orbit 15, ed. Damon Knight 36. Paradise Last Wandering Stars, ed. Jack Dann 37. Curtains August, 1974 F & SF 38. Poets and Humans September, 1974 Fantastic 39. 25 Crunch Split Right on Two April, 1975 F & SF 40. Lydectes: On the Nature of December, 1975 Fantastic Sport 41. Target: Berlin! New Dimensions 6, ed. Robert Silverberg 42. Chase Our Blues Away New Dimensions 6, ed. Robert Silverberg 43. B. K. A. The Master July, 1976 F & SF 44. Contentment, Satisfaction, Future Power, ed. Jack Dann & Gardner Cheer, Well-Being, Gladness, Dozois Joy, Comfort, and Not Having to Get Up Early Anymore 45. Mom's Differentials New Voices in Science Fiction, ed. George R. R. Martin 46. The Stuff of Legends February, 1977 Fantastic ("Susan Doenim") 47. Ibid. Universe 7, ed. Terry Carr 48. From Downtown at the Buzzer November, 1977 F & SF 49. The Exempt Ascents of Wonder, ed. David Gerrold 50. The Last Full Measure May-June, 1978 Isaac Asimov's 51. The Pinch-Hitters May, 1979 Isaac Asimov's 52. The Depression of 1980 Vol. 39, No. 11 Galaxy 53. Breakaway January, 1981 F & SF 54. Terrific Park Proteus, ed. Richard S. McEnroe 55. Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian January, 1982 F & SF Swordsperson 56. My Old Man February, 1982 Twilight Zone 57. The Thing from the Slush April, 1982 Twilight Zone 58. In the Wings April, 1982 Isaac Asimov's 59. Opening Night June, 1982 F & SF 60. The Royal Annie September, 1982 Amazing/Fantastic (as "O. Niemand") 61. The Wooing of Slowboat Sadie September, 1982 F & SF ("O. Niemand") 62. Born Yesterday The Berkley Showcase: Vol. 5, ed. Victoria Schochet & Melissa Singer 63. The Man Outside ("O. Niemand") April, 1983 F & SF 64. The World of Pez Pavilion July, 1983 F & SF 65. Afternoon Under Glass November, 1983 F & SF ("O. Niemand") 66. Mars Needs Beatniks January, 1984 Isaac Asimov's 67. White Hats April, 1984 Isaac Asimov's 68. Two Bits ("O. Niemand") June, 1984 F & SF 69. How F. Scott Fitzgerald August, 1984 Isaac Asimov's Became Beloved in Springfield 70. The Artist Passes It By August, 1984 F & SF ("O. Niemand") 71. The Aliens Who Knew, I Mean, October, 1984 F & SF Everything (Hugo and Nebula nominee) 72. The Man Who Decided the Truth November, 1984 F & SF about Todd and Adriana's Baby 73. The Day the Invaders Came Mid-December, 1984 Isaac Asimov's ("O. Niemand") 74. The Beast from One-Quarter April, 1985 Isaac Asimov's Fathom 75. Unferno July, 1985 Isaac Asimov's 76. My First Game as an Immortal August, 1985 F & SF (Poem) 77. "Writing Under Adversity" Inside Outer Space, ed. Sharon (essay) Jarvis 78. The Bird of Time Bears Bitter December, 1985 F & SF Fruit 79. Babes on Bawd Way Magic in Ithkar 2, ed. Andre Norton & Robert Adams 80. Maureen Birnbaum at the January, 1986 F & SF Earth's Core 81. The Funny Trick They Played Summer, 1986 Night Cry on Old McBundy's Son (with Jack C. Haldeman II) 82. The Wisdom of Having Money July, 1986 F & SF ("O. Niemand") 83. From the Desk Of Fall, 1986 Night Cry 84. Yesterday's Gone September, 1986 F & SF 85. Skylab Done It March, 1987 F & SF 86. The Man Who Devoured April, 1987 Twilight Zone Literature 87. Maureen Birnbaum on the Art Friends of the Horseclans, ed. of War Robert Adams & Pamela Crippen Adams 88. So Shall Ye Reap August, 1987 Analog 89. Glimmer, Glimmer November, 1987 Playboy 90. Another Dead Grandfather December, 1987 F & SF 91. King of the Cyber Rifles Mid-December, 1987 Isaac Asimov's 92. Put Your Hands Together February, 1988 Isaac Asimov's ("O. Niemand") 93. Slow, Slow Burn May, 1988 Playboy 94. Schrodinger's Kitten September, 1988 Omni 95. Posterity November, 1988 F & SF 96. Talking Heads Tropical Chills, ed. Tim Sullivan 97. Everything but Honor February, 1989 Isaac Asimov's 98. Marid Changes His Mind May, 1989 Isaac Asimov's 99. Terminal Prophets in Hell, ed. Janet Morris 100. Irresistible August, 1989 F & SF 101. The Origin of The Polarizer The Further Adventures of Batman, ed. Martin Harry Greenberg 102. CHESS.BAT THE OLD FUNNY STUFF 103. Maureen Birnbaum after Dark Foundation's Friends, ed. Martin Harry Greenberg 104. Chopped Liver Pulphouse Fall 1989, ed. Kristine Kathryn Rusch 105. No Prisoners Jan.-Feb. 1990 Aboriginal Science Fiction 106. Double Dribble The Further Adventures of The Joker, ed. Martin Harry Greenberg 107. Fatal Disk Error May, 1990 Amazing Stories 108. Look Away Look Away, Axolotl Press, 1990 109. Shrunk Pulphouse Issue Six, ed. Kristine Kathryn Rusch ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Editor's Note: The preceding Bibliography was graciously prepared and provided by George himself....and all of us thank you George. << dkk >> ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ----> Quotes 'n Stuff ..and then the fun began - N. Bonaparte ..Bring order to your life, use random numbers. ..Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but.. ..Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ ..Constant change is here to stay. ..Easy as 3.14159265358979323846... ..Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP! ..In the demo derby of life I'm a Pinto.... ..Myth quotes our speciality - Bros Grimm .."LEVITICUS" a stones throw from heaven ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The whole thing was obvious! So obvious that the only thing which prevented me from seeing the solution was the trifling fact that it was COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. --from DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY by Douglas Adams ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ---> "ENTERPRISE: A History of the Gallant Ladies of Sea and Space" by Arnold E. van Beverhoudt, Jr. Did you know that there have been at least 46 ships named "Enterprise?" The name has been carried proudly by ships of: the Royal Navy (12), the United States Navy (8), the Confederate Navy (1), the French Navy (8), private companies (at least 9), NASA (2), and Starfleet (6). Now you can own a complete record of that history! "ENTERPRISE: A History of the Gallant Navy of Sea and Space" is a 76- page, laser printed, fully illustrated, and spiral bound book which details the history of each and every one of those 46 "Enterprises." It also contains specification charts and profile drawings for all British, American, and space "Enterprises"; a 2-page comparison chart showing the British, American, and space "Enterprises" in scale; a graphical "Enterprise" timeline; and a 3-page reference bibliography. This manuscript was compiled over a 1-year period from official ship histories maintained by the U.S. Naval Historical Center, the British National Maritime Museum and Imperial War Museum, the French Musee de la Marine, the Starfleet Academy Museum, and many other sources. A draft of the manuscript was proof-read by officials of those museums and the Commanding Officer of the "USS Enterprise" CVN-65. Their comments and technical corrections have been incorporated into the latest (Jan. 1990) edition. Here is a listing of the 46 "Enterprises" covered: THE BRITISH ENTERPRISES "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1705 to 1707 - 24-gun Frigate "HMS ENTERPRIZE" - 1709 to 1740 - 40-gun Frigate "HMS ENTERPRIZE" - 1743 to 1748 - 8-gun Sloop "HMS ENTERPRIZE" - 1744 to 1764 - 44-gun Frigate "HMS ENTERPRIZE" - 1775 to 1807 - 26-gun Frigate "HMS ENTERPRIZE" - 1807 to 1816 - Frigate "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1848 to 1860 - Survey Ship "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1864 to 1886 - Ironclad Sloop "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1899 to 1919 - Screw Tug "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1914 to 1918 - Drifter "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1919 to 1946 - Light Cruiser "HMS ENTERPRISE" - 1958 to 1979 - Survey Ship THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISES "ENTERPRISE" - 1775 to 1777 - 12-gun Sloop "ENTERPRISE" - 1776 to 1777 - 8-gun Schooner "USS ENTERPRISE" - 1799 to 1823 - 12-gun Schooner "USS ENTERPRISE" - 1831 to 1844 - 8-gun Schooner "USS ENTERPRISE" - 1877 to 1909 - Screw Sloop "USS ENTERPRISE" - 1916 to 1919 - Motor Patrol Boat "USS ENTERPRISE" - 1938 to 1947 - Aircraft Carrier CV-6 "USS ENTERPRISE" - 1951 to 2005 - Aircraft Carrier CVN-65 THE SPACE ENTERPRISES "ENTERPRISE" - 1976 to 1986 - Space Shuttle OV-101 "ENTERPRISE" - 2003 to 2055 - Aerospace Plane "ENTERPRISE" - 2123 to 2165 - Spaceliner "USS ENTERPRISE" - 2188 to 2222 - Starship NCC-1701 "USS ENTERPRISE" - 2222 to 2242 - Starship NCC-1701A "USS ENTERPRISE" - 2308 to 2343 - Starship NCC-1701B "USS ENTERPRISE" - 2354 to 2361 - Starship NCC-1701C "USS ENTERPRISE" - 2364 to Date - Starship NCC-1701D THE FRENCH ENTERPRISES "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1705 - Frigate "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1759 - Frigate "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1792 - Aviso "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1796 - Chasee-Maree "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1797 - Corsair "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1798 - Felucca "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1800 - Sloop "l'ENTREPRISE" - 1917 - Trawler THE PRIVATE ENTERPRISES "ENTERPRISE" - 1814 - Stern-Wheel Steamboat "ENTERPRISE" - 1816 - Steam Tow Boat "ENTERPRISE" - 1818 - Steam Tow Boat "ENTERPRISE" - 1825 - Schooner "ENTERPRIZE" - 1826 - Side-Wheel Paddle Steamship "ENTERPRISE" - 1847 - Steamship "ENTERPRISE" - 1848 - Schooner "ENTERPRISE" - 1850 - Side-Wheel Steamboat "SS ENTERPRISE" - 1901 - Steamship "ENTERPRISE" - 1980 - Airship A CONFEDERATE ENTERPRISE "CSS ENTERPRISE" - 1865 to 1866 - Iron-Hulled Screw Cruiser If you would like to obtain a copy of "ENTERPRISE: A History of the Gallant Ladies of Sea and Space," send $10 (to help defray research and printing costs) to the following address: Arnold E. van Beverhoudt, Jr. P.O. Box 56 St. Thomas, Virgin Islands 00804 (SPECIAL DISCLAIMER: Please note that although officials of various national maritime museums provided information for this history and provided comments during the editing process, the history is not officially sanctioned by any of those organizations. It represents the interpretations of the author based on the results of his research.) ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If there are infinite universes, then all possible combinations must exist. Then, somewhere, EVERYTHING MUST BE TRUE..." --from WHAT MAD UNIVERSE by Fredric Brown ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ----> ask UNCLE HAL 9001 Test the enormous RAM database of UNCLE HAL, the new and improved model 9001! Q. My friend Larry said that the movie BLADERUNNER was based on a Philip K. Dick story, but I've looked everywhere and can't find it. Is Larry as dumb as I think he is? A. He probably is, but unfortunately this time he's right. The trick is that Philip Dick called the story "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" Q. My favorite author of all time is A.E. Van Vogt--his book SLAN is a classic. Has he done anything recently. A. Funny you should mention that, because he's at work on a sequel to SLAN right now, fifty years after the original. Q. Somebody told me that Murray Leinster was a pen name, is that true? A. "Somebody" told you good! The author's real name was William Fitzgerald Jenkins (1896-1975).His first SF story appeared in ARGOSY in 1919 (anybody know the name of that one?). He was well known for the slick mags like THE SATURDAY EVENING POST and also wrote under the name of Will Fitzgerald. (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* * * * FRIGHTFUL FICTION * * * *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Editor: Annie Wilkes --------------------------------------------------------------------- Frightful Fiction is a division of Reading For Pleasure, published bimonthly. This material is NOT COPYRIGHTED and may be used freely by all. Contributions of information, reviews, etc. should be sent to: Reading For Pleasure, 1819 Millstream Drive, Frederick, MD 21702. --------------------------------------------------------------------- BLUE WORLD by Robert R. McCammon (1990, Pocket) Robert McCammon is simultaneously one of our more brutal authors in the horror genre, and one of the most hopeful. He delights in showing us the inner strength and wisdom of the emotionally crippled, and of the magic that exists in the filthiest corners of our world. He's also developing into an important regional author. What Stephen King does for Maine, what Joe R. Lansdale does for Texas, Robert McCammon does for Alabama. Here's what you'll find in McCammon's first short story collection: "Yellowjacket Summer" -- Originally appeared in the October 1986 issue of The Twilight Zone magazine. This is one of the Southern Gothic stories that McCammon does so well. When you're driving through the South, be sure to stick to the major cities and the larger highways, because you never know what you'll run into in a small town. "Makeup" -- Originally published in MODERN MASTERS OF HORROR (1981) edited by Frank Coffey. It's difficult to believe, but this was McCammon's very first short story. Calvin Doss is a small-time thief who's made his last mistake. He was supposed to steal the makeup case of actress Jean Harlow, but instead he winds up with the case of horror movie star Orlon Kronsteen. Cal will soon discover the magic of theatrical makeup. The story is just the right length, and the shock ending is saved for the last sentence. "Doom City" -- Originally appeared in the shared-world anthology GREYSTONE BAY II (1987) edited by Charles L. Grant. Possibly the ultimate nightmare: not the extinction of you, but of everyone else. "Nightcrawlers" -- First published in MASQUES (1984) edited by J.N. Williamson and was filmed, becoming a critically-acclaimed episode of one of the new incarnations of TV's TWILIGHT ZONE. The Vietnam War is over only for people who weren't there. This is an unforgettable story of the war that lives on in the minds of veterans. "Pin" -- Short, creepy interior view of a disintegrating mind. "Yellachile's Cage" -- A haunting tale about the voodoo magic of literature. Few stories have been able to capture the essence of what reading means, at least what it means to me. THE NEVERENDING STORY was one, this is another. "I Scream Man!" -- Originally published in The Horror Show magazine, 1984. In SWAN SONG McCammon told of the horrors of nuclear war in 956 pages--here he does the same thing in 7 pages. "He'll Come Knocking at Your Door" -- First appeared in HALLOWEEN HORRORS (1986) edited by Alan Ryan. The "He" of the title is the Devil, and when he goes Trick-or-Treatin', you don't want to be home. "Chico" -- A horror story of inner-city poverty, but we find that magic happens there too. Maybe it's a little twisted, but it's magic all the same. "Night Calls the Green Falcon" -- Originally published in SILVER SCREAM (1988) edited by David J. Schow. A modern-day serial killer is hunted by a old-fashioned serial hero. A touching story that was my favorite entry in SILVER SCREAM, and it's my favorite here. "The Red House" -- First appeared in GREYSTONE BAY (1985) edited by Charles L. Grant. Bobby Deaken faces the choice we all must make: are we going to live our lives in a red house or a gray house? The choice is at once frightening and liberating. "Something Passed By" -- The "something" that passed by stumps the scientists and confounds all attempts at rationalization and prediction, but it's as real as today's newspaper and it's coming for us all. A short story that packs a big wallop. (And don't miss the names of authors sprinkled liberally throughout. How many can you identify?) "Blue World" -- At 174 pages, this is more a short novel than a short story. Father John Lancaster is a Young Priest With Doubts, and he begins his ordeal by becoming obsessed with Debra Rocks, a porno queen who's just had a friend killed by a loose psycho. When the psycho closes in on Debra, Father John must confront an array of devils, within and without. To put it another way, Father John must decide what kind of priest he's going to be (is he going to live in a red house or a gray house?). "Blue World" is a confusion of story types, none of which is explored in the depth we usually expect, but ultimately it succeeds by virtue of its carefully-drawn characters. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, So far, BLUE WORLD is available in hardcover only from British publisher Grafton Books. As you can see above, McCammon has had a short story in each of the first two GREYSTONE BAY anthologies. Well, the third volume is now out (THE SEAHARP HOTEL edited by Charles L. Grant, Tor paperback) and it also has a McCammon short story. It's called "Beauty". The Robert R. McCammon Newsletter has moved. To subscribe, send $12 (payable to Hunter Goatley) for 4 quarterly issues to: Hunter Goatley, Lights Out!, PO Box 30704, Knoxville, TN 37930. According to Hunter Goatley, editor of LIGHTS OUT!, The Robert R. McCammon Newsletter, the author is working on a new novel for 1991 that is tentatively called BOY'S LIFE. It's told from the point of view of a 12-year-old boy growing up in the South in 1964, and it will explore the changes that the Kennedy assassination made in the lives of Americans and the fantasy world they lived in. It will consist of episodes linked together to form a cohesive story, but it will be up to the reader to determine what is real and what is imaginary. According to McCammon, BOY'S LIFE is very autobiographical, being written from his memories of that era. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ASH WEDNESDAY by Chet Williamson (Tor, 1987) In the course of one night, the dead return to the small town of Merridale. They appear at the place where they died or a place they were associated with. They're naked. They don't move or speak. And they glow with a blue light. Suddenly the human history of Merridale, normally the province of history books and memory, is now a seemingly permanent public reality. About halfway through ASH WEDNESDAY, Chet Williamson quotes from Ambrose Bierce's DEVIL'S DICTIONARY: "GHOST, n. The outward and visible sign of an inward fear." And thereby hangs the tale. For you see, there are a lot of inward fears in Merridale. Also a lot of guilt. The two major characters have an overabundance of guilt: the source of one being the Vietnam War, the other being the death of a son. Their similarities and differences lead them both on a painful self-journey, climaxing in a head-on collision that comes satisfyingly at the end. What most impressed me about ASH WEDNESDAY was the way the author showed us human pain from the inside, where it's not flashy or extreme and therefore repellent, but where it's just a part of existence, a leaden ache permanently engraved on the brain. Chet Williamson takes two stock characters, the "crazed Vietnam vet" and the pathetic creature who folds under pressure, and makes them so real you feel like you've been there yourself. Ultimately, the plot elements seem to be a little fragmented and scattershot, but somehow the psychological interior of the story flows beautifully and the whole winds up greater than the parts. Chet Williamson is definitely an author to watch for. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Doug Burg says there's a new newsletter dedicated to Clive Barker. For more information write to: Mike Brown, DREAD, 455 Ocean Parkway #17-A, Brooklyn, NY 11218. Thanks for the tip, Doug! ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Remember when we said that the first annual World Horror Convention would feature Writer Guest of Honor Clive Barker? Well, cancel that; the new GofH is now Chelsea Quinn Yarbro. In case you've forgotten, the World Horror Convention will be held Feb 29 thru Mar 3, 1991 in Nashville, TN. For additional information write to: World Horror Convention, PO Box 22817, Nashville, TN 37202. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' THE KILL RIFF by David J. Schow (1988) David J. Schow (pronounced, I have been told, SKOW, rhymes with cow) is normally hailed as a founding member of the Splatterpunk group of modern horror writers, and this is his first novel. He's one of my favorite writers, with a spritely and inventive use of the English language that causes me to read excerpts of his writing aloud to anyone who will listen (it's not just what he says, but the way he says it). Initially, THE KILL RIFF is a classic revenge story, right out of the old EC Comics. Lucas Ellington's wife had recently committed suicide, and when his daughter dies at a rock concert, the victim of "festival" seating and a crowd that gets out of hand, he vows to make the rock group pay. A year later he is out of the mental institution where he has been "cured", and Lucas picks up the threads of his plan as if there had been no interruption. As I said, that's just where the story begins. Beyond that is a story that is more psychological thriller than splatterpunk horror. To say any more would risk spoiling some of the many surprises that Schow has sprinkled like land mines throughout his story. He has many points to make about rock music, the media, fame, psychiatry, and dependency, and he has an already well-developed ability at verbal sleight of hand. What the reader winds up with is a real page-turner of a book. Highly recommended. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'm cut out to do one thing: I write stories. I can't fix your plumbing. I can't fix your TV. I can't fly your airplanes. This is really all I'm good for, good at. I'm sort of a chrome doo-dad on the automobile of civilization, that's it. ---Stephen King ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Dark Harvest Their Complete 1990 Publishing Schedule THE LEIBER CHRONICLES by Fritz Leiber REBORN by F. Paul Wilson (First-of-three sequel to THE KEEP) FIENDS by John Farris (New Novel) METHODS OF MADNESS by Ray Garton (Short Story Collection) URBAN HORRORS edited by William F. Nolan & Martin H. Greenberg (Stories by Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Joe R. Lansdale, Ramsey Campbell, et al.) REIGN by Chet Williamson (New Novel) SHADOWFIRES by Dean R. Koontz (Previously published under his Leigh Nichols pseudonym) NIGHT VISIONS 8 (All-New Stories by John Farris, Stephen Gallagher, and Joe R. Lansdale. Introduction by Robert R. McCammon.) PRAYERS TO BROKEN STONES by Dan Simmons (Short Story Collection) OBSESSIONS edited by Gary Raisor (Stories by Dean R. Koontz, Rick Hautala, F. Paul Wilson, Joe R. Lansdale, Chet Williamson, Dan Simmons, et al.) DEAD LADIES OF THE NIGHT by James Kisner (New Vampire Novel) Dark Harvest, PO Box 941, Arlington Heights, IL 60006 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, All the fantasy writers I know have a way of dwelling on their own fears and phobias. A writer spends his life being his own psychiatrist. ---Charles Beaumont ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Mark V. Ziesing His Complete 1990 Publishing Schedule TRADE SECRETS by Ray Garton (New Suspense Novel) A SHORT, SHARP SHOCK by Kim Stanley Robinson (New Fantasy Novel) COLD IN JULY by Joe R. Lansdale (Hardcover edition of the 1989 Bantam paperback) SAVAGE SEASON by Joe R. Lansdale (New Suspense Novel) THE OFF SEASON by Lucius Shepard (New Horror Novel) THE HEREAFTER GANG by Neil Barrett, Jr. (Novel) WETBONE by John Shirley (Novel) ALARMS by Richard Laymon (Novel) COLD BLOOD edited by Richard Chizmar (Anthology) Probably in 1991: LIVE GIRLS by Ray Garton (Revised and Expanded edition of the 1987 paperback from Pocket Books) LOT LIZARDS by Ray Garton (New Vampire Novel) GIT BACK SATAN by Joe R. Lansdale (New Short Novel) THE SECOND COMING edited by Pat LoBrutto & Joe R. Lansdale (Anthology) Mark V. Ziesing, PO Box 76, Shingletown, CA 96088 (916-474-1580) :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: A Brief Word With Dean Koontz: James Parkman: In the front of some of your books and at the Part divisions, you often quote from THE BOOKS OF COUNTED SORROWS. Who wrote this book and where can I buy it? Dean R. Koontz: Actually there is no such book. I made it up. The way you made up footnote sources for fabricated facts in high school English reports. Oh, come on, yes, you did. Sometimes, when I need a bit of verse to convey some of the underlying themes of a section of a novel, I can't find anything applicable, so I write my own and attribute it to the this imaginary tome. I figured readers would eventually realize THE BOOK OF COUNTED SORROWS was my own invention, and I never expected that one day librarians would be writing from all over the country, asking for help in tracking down this rare and mysterious volume! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, * The paperback version of Stephen King's THE DARK HALF will be different from the hardcover version. The original hardcover included a number for the Maine State Police which turned out to be the REAL phone number of the Maine State Police. Curiosity seekers have been calling the number since the book was released. Stephen King has apologized to the police and has promised to change the number when the paperback edition is prepared. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' READING ON A BUDGET First off, you're going to need $22.95 for the new Stephen King, which is due out any minute now. It's called FOUR PAST MIDNIGHT (from Penguin USA) and it's made up of four new novellas. The other major horror fiction isn't due till January (possibly to appear in stores shortly before Christmas). It's COLD FIRE by Dean R. Koontz ($21.95 from Putnam), and it's about "what happens to a man with extraordinary powers to do good when evil comes to call". If you have any fiction dollars left you might want to think about THE OTHERSYDE by J. Michael Straczynski ($18.95 from Dutton), which is at your bookstore right now. Also out now is a classic Best Buy: a paperback edition of Ramsey Campbell's early short story collection, DEMONS BY DAYLIGHT. It's $3.95 from Carroll & Graf (a good publisher to watch for good fiction). You'll have to wait till just about Halloween for Anne Rice's THE WITCHING HOUR. She's tackled vampires and mummies, now she goes for witches. It's $22.95 from Knopf. There are a couple of interesting candidates for your nonfiction dollar right now. You can get a trade paperback edition of HORROR: THE 100 BEST BOOKS edited by Stephen Jones & Kim Newman for $8.95 from Carroll & Graf (they're also a great publisher to watch for nonfiction). Jones and Newman will steer you in the direction of some really great horror fiction. If you're interest is more cinematic, you should definitely check out John McCarty's THE MODERN HORROR FILM from Citadel Press ($15.95). McCarty has been the most significant critic on the subject of splatter films, and now he addresses the horror film in general--should be good. And if you're more into research, look for LUST FOR BLOOD: THE CONSUMING STORY OF VAMPIRES by Olga Gruhzit Hoyt (Scarborough House, $8.95), which includes not only the complete history of vampires but interviews with several modern American vampires (and you thought you were just paranoid). Finally, if you've got the $29.95 you might want to send it to Underwood-Miller for COLD TERROR: THE WRITINGS OF DEAN R. KOONTZ edited by Bill Munster. Not only will you get what is sure to be a great book about a great writer, but if it's anything like Underwood-Miller's usual publications, it'll be a beautiful volume for your bookshelf. Hope you found some good information here. See you later! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, * J. Michael Straczynski is currently working on his third novel, called IT'S GETTING DARK. His first was DEMON NIGHT, now available in paperback, and his second was OTHERSYDE, now in hardcover. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' CHARLES L. GRANT UPDATE: KENT MONTANA AND THE REALLY UGLY THING FROM MARS should be out about the same time as this issue. Don't look in the Horror section under "G"---this one will probably be in Science Fiction, and it's being published under one of Grant's pseudonyms, Lionel Fenn. I don't have any dates on these, but also coming in the near future: STUNTS, a major horror novel from Tor; FIREMASK, a Young Adult novel in hardcover from Bantam; and FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, a "wrestling/horror" novel that Grant has written with Douglas E. Winter. When we get dates on this stuff, we'll let you know. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, First, horror is like a roller coaster, pleasurable because it lets you be frightened without being hurt; second, horror "pulls the pop-top" off repressed urges to let them escape via the fizz of fantasy; and third, the horror art plays out the "do's" and "don't's" of adolescent sexuality explaining to the soon-to-be-reproductive audience exactly how to avoid making horrible mistakes--namely monsters. ---James B. Twitchell (DREADFUL PLEASURES) ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' TALES OF THE CTHULHU MYTHOS by H.P. Lovecraft & Divers Hands (1990, Arkham House) "The Call of Cthulhu" by H.P. Lovecraft "The Return of the Sorcerer" by Clark Ashton Smith "Ubbo-Sathla" by Clark Ashton Smith "The Black Stone" by Robert E. Howard "The Hounds of Tindalos" by Frank Belknap Long "The Space-Eaters" by Frank Belknap Long "The Dweller in Darkness" by August Derleth "Beyond the Threshold" by August Derleth "The Shambler From the Stars" by Robert Bloch "The Haunter of the Dark" by H.P. Lovecraft "The Shadow From the Steeple" by Robert Bloch "Notebook Found in a Deserted House" by Robert Bloch "The Salem Horror" by Henry Kuttner "The Terror From the Depths" by Fritz Leiber "Rising With Surtsey" by Brian Lumley "Cold Print" by Ramsey Campbell "The Return of the Lloigor" by Colin Wilson "My Boat" by Joanna Russ "Sticks" by Karl Edward Wagner "The Freshman" by Philip Jose Farmer "Jerusalem's Lot" by Stephen King "Discovery of the Ghooric Zone" by Richard A. Lupoff Illustrated by Jeffrey K. Potter :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: NIGHTLIGHT by Michael Cadnum (1989, St. Martin's Press) "Transformations are inherently more fascinating to human beings than static entities...we like dawn and sunset not simply because they are attractive to behold, but because they are thresholds." ---from NIGHTLIGHT I've been trying to think of the best way to give you an idea of what this book is like. Have you ever seen the movie THE HAUNTING? The 1963 Robert Wise film made from Shirley Jackson's novel THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE? That movie and NIGHTLIGHT have a lot in common. Both are subtle, poetic, suggestive rather than the usual in-your-face kind of horror we've become accustomed to nowadays. NIGHTLIGHT is a truly chilling story, and it's difficult to believe that it's Cadnum's first novel. Paul, a frustrated sportswriter who has become a locally famous restaurant critic, is asked by his Aunt Mary to find her son Len, who is a photographer. He rented a cabin somewhere and his regular weekly calls stopped two months ago. Aunt Mary is worried, so could Paul please just find him and ask him to call her? Oh, yes, and did she mention that his special hobby is taking pictures of ghosts? No? Oh well, don't worry about it, he just spends all his time hanging around cemeteries at night taking pictures in the dark. It's not like there's anything actually WRONG with him. Or is Aunt Mary telling all she knows about Len? Before long Paul will be sorry he ever met his Aunt Mary and cousin Len. Michael Cadnum has written a scary, powerful story that you won't soon forget. If you thought you needed gore to be scared, be sure to pick up NIGHTLIGHT. It will definitely change your mind. :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: THE AMERICAN HORROR AWARDS Best Horror Novel: MIDNIGHT by Dean R. Koontz Best Horror Story: "Across the Cadillac Desert" by Joe Lansdale Best Editor: John Silbersack Best Publication: CEMETERY DANCE Best Movie: HENRY: A PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER Best TV Series: MONSTERS Best Critic: Ed Bryant ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, COMING UP! The next issue of RFP will be the Lucky #13 Halloween Issue, and you won't want to miss the RFP Interview with Featured Author Dan Simmons. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa a H H THE LAUGH'S ON US a a H HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Editor: Name Withheld By Request --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Laugh's On Us is a division of Reading For Pleasure, published bimonthly. This material is NOT COPYRIGHTED and may be used freely by all. 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Take this test and see... 1) Which country's men, until the 20th century, preferred to have their servants deflower their brides? 2) What world leader slept with nude women to test his celibacy? 3) What percentage of American men prefer to make love with the lights on? 4) When was the first sex change operation performed, and upon whom? 5) What famous Hollywood leading man is said to have had more than a thousand lovers in his lifetime? 6) What book describes orgasm as "the most religious moment in a person's life"? 7) Which Pope became known as "The Honest" when he admitted having sired several illegitimate children? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ANSWERS: 1) Egypt 2) Gandhi 3) 45 percent (only 17 percent of American women) 4) In 1952 George Jorgensen became Christine Jorgensen 5) Cary Grant 6) THE JOY OF SEX 7) Pope Innocent VIII ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' DAVE BARRY SLEPT HERE: A Sort of History of the United States by Dave Barry (Random House, 1989) Dave Barry is, in my opinion, pound for pound, the funniest writer working today. He was officially recognized with a Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, but he's managed to rise above that and here's another volume of his craziness. The only problem I have with this History is the frequency with which Barry's insights surpass those of more "official" texts, which makes this even funnier or pretty sad, depending on how you look at it. But why am I babbling on when you could be enjoying U.S. History According to Dave Barry: Then, fortunately, along came the invention of certain navigational aids. Chief among these was a very realistic doll that, when you inflated it, could...WAIT! Wrong kind of aid! Our mistake! [The Monroe Doctrine:] 1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere. 2. But we are. 3. Ha-ha-ha. 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