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- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
- A thief believes that everybody steals.
- Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
- Every person is the architect of his own fortune.
- The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
- Feather by feather the goose is plucked.
- The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
- Good taste is the flower of good sense.
- The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
- TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
- A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
- To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
- "The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero
- No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
- I have seen the future and it is now the past.
- Every person constructs their own bed of nails.
- Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
- "How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke
- there are three things that come next, uh four...
- Facts are stubborn things.
- That was then, this is now.
- May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
- He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu."
- Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
- Put off procrastinating till a later time.
- The longer the title, the less important the job.
- It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar.
- It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
- If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off.
- Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
- Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
- Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
- When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
- What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
- Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
- A person slow to anger is better than the mighty.
- If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
- What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
- Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
- She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
- With consequences, the unexpected always predominate.
- Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
- The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods.
- Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry.
- Who put the "arse" in Arsenio?
- To excel at what you do, you must love doing it.
- Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty.
- Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.
- Think hard now! Which one is Shinola?
- Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
- They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak.
- Linux, the choice of a GNU generation.
- Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
- Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
- How dieth the wise man? As the fool.
- Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
- Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
- The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat.
- Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
- If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
- Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
- Do you dream about the moonlight on the Wabash?
- This message has been UNIXized for your protection.
- Friends don't let friends use Windows.
- NT? No Thanks.
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