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- November 15, 1993
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- Top Ten Things Overheard At The NYC Marathon
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- 10. "Taxi -- finish line and step on it!"
- 9. "Fifteen thousand, three hundred and twenty-eight steps. Fifteen
- thousand, three hundred and twenty-nine steps..."
- 8. "Out of my way, Oprah!"
- 7. "For the last time, I don't want to be squeegied"
- 6. "I haven't seen this much chafing in midtown since the 'Girlie Tour' was
- here"
- 5. "I'm going to catch that Mexican or my name isn't H. Ross Perot"
- 4. "Faster! Here comes Lorena Bobbitt!"
- 3. "Congratulations on finishing the marathon. Now, give me your wallet"
- 2. "Would you please stop 'accidently' bumping into me, Senator Packwood"
- 1. "That ain't Gatorade!"
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