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2426Y00F07titania24Y00J1Y00C1N`In Pale'
2417Y00F08ganymede24N
2406Y00C5NA Gothic Hyperphysco
1513Y00F04ruby15N
1506Y00C3Nby Jude/Panda
1506Y00J0N
0825Y00F11microknight08Y00C4N
0801N[If you have entered this article part way through you have fucked up the
0801Nwhole process of cunning layout that I have devised.  Asshole.  You should
0801Nread the first two parts - contained in a seperate article - first.  If you
0801Nhave already read the first two parts and are being sensible about this whole
0801Nthing then I formaly apologise.  I am sorry.  I won't do it again.  Slap,
0801Nslap, slap, you bad, bad boy.]
2439Y00F08ganymede24Y00F04ruby12Y00J1Y00C1N
2401NPart Three
0919Y00F05prime09Y00C5NDeath At 20,000 Degrees Centilitre
0824Y00F05pearl08Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NQuaint Danny stirred his bed - he was sure he had hurded a clackety-clackle
0801Nof pots in the kitchen down-de-stares.  `Clackety-clackle`, there it twas
0801Nagain for another time.  And with that another `Clackety-clackle`.  Danny
0801Nquickly got out of sleep and slipped into his slippers.  He poked his arms
0801Nout of the top of the easy slippers, quiet-like so as not to disturb the
0801Nintruder, cause he didn't want to wake him.  Danny reached down for his 6
0801Nfoot Samarai Saw and screamed himself silly, outloud, when he picked it up by
0801Nthe wrong lens, but it was okay cause he kept the screams in.
0801N
0801NAs he trundled down the star case in his wee willy winky he noticed a
0801Nmenacing shadow draw up in the door way to the kitchen.  Danny was prepaired
0801Nand he lept out of his slippers and onto the figureine standing younder.
0801NDanny gave him an upper cut, a lower cut, a swipe, a scratch and a nip, but
0801Nstill the mysterious figure would not fall and so he swiped at it.  The
0801Nfigure had still not had enough so Danny gave him 3 blows to the groin, which
0801Nhe later regreted due to the aftertaste.  It was only when the figure wacked
0801NDanny round his stayed-ankles that did Danny come to realise that it was his
0801Nown shadowed figure he had been in unarmared-wombat with.  As a Danny
0801Ncollapsed into a tarous on the floor it was only then in which he saw the
0801Nfrightened young girl cowerding in his porsche.  He opened the porch door and
0801Nshe fell into his arms and Danny's arms gave way and she fell into his knees
0801Nand these parted and she fell onto his skirtinged board and the board was
0801Nweak and she crumbeled onto the floor, but the floor was strong and study and
0801Nshe fell into the seller.  At first Danny could not i-dentalfile this
0801Nuncontious girl, but as soon as he started placing kumquats and ruffage foods
0801Nabout her bodies it dawned on him that this girl was the spit of his
0801Nex-girlfriend - hell, better than spit SHE WAS his ex, which is surely worthy
0801Nof a greater bodily recharge.  Propaline Fallick, my god, there was a girl
0801Nwho brought back some mammeries.
0806Y00C5N
0806Y00J1N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NA cockney vicar is like a brummie vicar but not as good as.  Colin was
0801Nspeaking from his parapit.  Painful.
0806Y00C5N
0806Y00J1N***
0806Y00C6N
0806Y00J0NIt is 2 weeks later you see...  I'll just get me glasses and we'll (that is
0801NTHE royal wee) be continued in plesently.  Heee. Hee.  H.
0801N
0806Y00C1NNow the scene is within the walled of ze little hospital and here we can see
0801NLlynds Lee-Hall.  What is she doing?  My god, she'll surely choke if it comes
0801Nout that end....  Ahh, I see it is coming without the other end of her.  My,
0801Nmy well I never thought I'd see that sort of thingmy happening in my life.
0801NIt's a baby! Look mother, look a baby!
0801N"What kind of baby is it Llynds?  Is it a pink one or a blue one."  What does
0801Nshe mean she isn't telling.  Are you keeping mum, or perhaps it's dad's job
0801Nto look after mummy.
0801N"NO!  No -- don't bite the head off the babies little full-body.  It'll leaf
0801Na nasty afterbirth in the roofs of you mouse."  Good girls don't eat baby's
0801Nheads up.
0801N"What do you means by that sought of thing Miss Hall?  Anyway, that sort of
0801Ndigestion is physical imposticle... you couldn't fit it up there it wouldn't
0801Nfit.  It isn't a dummy you know... yes I know there are teeth marks... how
0801Ndid they get there!  I think I've just been vile-sectisides me!
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NCowsh1t Allover and Redbutt Saddleons were just both of the 3 wise men.  They
0801Nbore gifts from Orient and Tarr where the gifts they now bore had been
0801Nconsumated in a night of wild pashion - I've never seen any one pashing like
0801Nthat for so long and so hard.  Redbutt nocked on the bell-bottom of the
0801Npassage and she entered the door.  Llynds was uncontchientious on the bed,
0801Nbut they quickly slapped her about her freshly flossed finger nails and she
0801Nwhipped up into a good thing or two.
0801NCowsh1t says: "You can take your bloody little gifts and piss off out of
0801Nhere", but Redbutt corrects her friend and they pass the gifts, as if water,
0801Nto Llynds for hurd baby.  It's a baby!
0801N"Why have you brought these gifts fourth forward my baby?", Llynds cried her
0801Nhair.
0801N"Miss Christ your child is the son of god", is what Redbutt is saying.
0801N"The son of god, but how can this be?"
0801N"Well you've slept around a bit you know, and if you won't take the
0801Nre-exquisite preconditons,... well it'll all turn pear shaped, you know."
0801NCowsh1t gives her gift to the child.  Opair of scissors, well frankly I'm
0801Ncharmed.  Oh you is too kind, to me, you really are.  First the bojangles,
0801Nwell I didn't like to say know, but oh they are precious, pork chop.... but
0801Nnow this, hmm.  What has Redbutt bought.  It's an operating slab for the
0801Nbaby.  It's a baby!
0801N"Why have you brought my baby a slap of operations, Miss Saddleons said Miss
0801NLee-Hall breaking free of all grammatical law.
0801N"Miss Lee-Hall, your child is the son of god and king of all the atteuws so
0801Ntherefore we must... CIRCUMSCRIBE THE CHILD NOW BECAUSE HE IS ADUE"
0801N"He's not adue, he's not he's not"
0801N"He is adue and all dues to him, but all dues must be snippeted at their
0801Nforetitutes.  Ha Ha Ha"
0801N
0801NBoo. Hiss.
0801N
0801N"My son is not adue"
0801N"He is, he is, he is"
0801N"He is not.  Not.  It is not true.  It isn't and I deniey it he isn't, isn't.
0801NNo No.  No."
0801N"He is adue cause I say he is"
0801N"You and whoose armoury?"
0801N"Look he just is adue all right?"
0801N"Begging your pardons [that's quite alright, they shouldn't have been there
0801Nin the first place] but he is not adue... HE is a [deep breast] SHE." -
0801NLlynds child is revealed as a heretic, worse ... A, a... a WOMAN, she must be
0801Nburned.  But it's a baby!  No it still must be melted down wind and sold for
0801Nscraps.  Ha - ha.  You don't melt the daugther of god, you crucify them when
0801Ntheir cross.  Redbutt has different ideas as she calls over to Catsh1t:
0801N"Bring me the testossers own pills..."
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NSome whiles later Alan Key comes in for a cheap joke.  Key inspects Llynds
0801Nbaby and being of a medicated dispositioned he pays particular attention to
0801Nthe babies development.
0801N"Miss Hall he has a remarkablely large YOU KNOW you must be proud", says Key
0801N"Yes it is a fine umbillycoiledchords I believe I had one just like it
0801Nonce... in fact that may be it", say Llynds
0801N"No, Miss Hall, what I mean is that I see your baby is remarkably well hung",
0801Nhe says.
0801N"Yes she...er I mean he, certainly has been to get it that long." replies
0801NLlynds whilst glaring at Reddbutt.
0801N"He certainly won't have any problems in the showers.  Ho-ho", laughs the
0801Ndoc in a frankly warned out old punt.
0801N"It's okay doc we have our soap on a rope after my brother had that
0801N`accident` after P.E. in the changing room."  Peters Said had been truely
0801Nlucky that day, but he had since regained the ability to walk, with only
0801Namiga grimace.
0811Y00J1Y00C5N
0801N***
0811Y00J0Y00C1N
0801N"Peters Said is dead", she said.... "Peters Said is dead!", tied up in sticky
0801Ntape a blowted his back of head.  "Peters said is dead, you know, stone cold
0801Ninners bed"
0801N
0801NSays Zola "How did he die" Suicide! "It can't be true."
0801NSays Zola "It's a lie"
0801N
0801NThat's enough of this song and dance... this is serious Peters's
0801Ndead and stoned cold and there is nuttin anyone of us schmucks can do 'bout
0801Nit even if we gave a United Damnations.
0801N
0801NAt Saids foot of his bed are his socks, but when you look beyond the
0801Nfermentation of his athelethic foot you'll see what looks like a piece of
0801Npaper, but apon closer cross-section you'll actually discover it is a piece
0801Nof paper and on that pierced `o` paper you will see, if you was to look at it
0801Nwith your eyes facing the right way, up, that this writing has meanings on
0801Nit, you see.  These writings are a note in which has been written apon that
0801Nit is a note of the suicidal nurture, or of that kind of particles nurture of
0801Ntype.  So you can read this and what does it say?  Nothing!  But if you
0801Ntranslate it into the verbal words from the written you can see or hear that
0801Nit is all about how Saids has topped himself all by himself.  It goes:-
0801N
0801N`These are the final words that I shall write... no drat they're in the next
0801Nsentance.  I'm blowing my brains with a spoon because I am the father of
0801Ndarling sister, Llynds baby [It's a baby!] and I can't be arsed with being
0801Npointed out as a insetter, so bye then.'
0801N
0801NZola Ashtray was wrong then.  He did do himself away, not murmor like she
0801Noriginaly perspected.  He must have been pretty desperate to repeatively
0801Npound the back of his bran into a pulp with a carving spoon, but then
0801Ndesperate men do desperate things to relieve themself, whereas desperate
0801Nwomen can hold it in longer, she thought.
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C5N***
0806Y00J0N
0825Y00F11microknight08Y00C4NBut all isn't not as it seams so it is To Be Continued... if you get myself
0801Ndrift.
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