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- 2421Y00F07bookman24Y00C4NTHE HORROR AT OAKSHAW FARM
- 1218Y00F04ruby12Y00C3NFishBoy/Panda
- 0814Y00F05xfont08N
- 0806Y00C1NThe following is a section of a script that I sent to the BBC and they
- 0801Nrejected. They call it quality control, I call it censorship:
- 0801N
- 0811Y00C5Y11C1NThe scene: A farmers field. A farmer is talking to a paranormal investigator.
- 0801N
- 0811Y00C2Y15C1NFARMER PEEBLES: Aye sir, plain as mud it is, The cloven hoof print of Satan.
- 0801NThe devil himself walks abroad at Oakshaw Farm.
- 0811Y00C4Y14C1NMR BRADFORTH: I must get a plaster cast of this. I suggest you move out of
- 0801Nthe farm for the mean time, I don't think its safe here. Have there been any
- 0801Nunusual happenings around here?
- 0811Y00C2Y15C1NFARMER PEEBLES: Aye sir, come to think of it their was a wierd noise last
- 0801Nnight and when I came to check the fields in the morning the fence to one of
- 0801Nthem was down and some of the animals had vanished.
- 0811Y00C4Y14C1NMR BRADFORTH: What animals?
- 0811Y00C2Y15C1NFARMER PEEBLES: Some goats sir.
- 0801N
- 0801NLong agnoized pause...
- 0801N
- 0811Y00C4Y14C1NMR BRADFORTH: You don't think...
- 0811Y00C2Y15C1NFARMER PEEBLES: What sir?
- 0811Y00C4Y14C1NMR BRADFORTH: That this is just a goat footprint.
- 0811Y00C2Y16C1NFARMER PEEBLES: Goore Blimey sir, I didn't think of that! Right you are, ha
- 0801Nha ha, It all makes sense now!
- 0811Y00C4Y14C1NMR BRADFORTH: I guess I'll have to keep on looking.
- 0801N
- 0801NHe turns and walks off while the words "The Voda Phone digital Network"
- 0801Nappear in the sky in 200ft flaming letters with an inverted cross for a full
- 0801Nstop.
- *!EOF
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