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  1. @H@4Messages
  2. @A@2Various
  3. @FHnewcentury24
  4. @FAbigwall16
  5. @FMdarkparticle08
  6. {2@1
  7. 1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  8. {1@6From:PIP
  9. 6To:Jude
  10. 6
  11. 6Can I have that magazine back I lent you. cheers.
  12. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  13. {1@6From:Uncle Jack
  14. 6To:Spengler
  15. 6
  16. 6Do you remember that Ghostbusters T-shirt and cap you used to have. I think
  17. 6you better meet up with me or I'll be posting a photo to your mum and dad.
  18. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  19. {1@6From:Rigby
  20. 6To:Mule
  21. 6
  22. 6Please come home you tea is in the oven. Hurry up or I'll torch your
  23. 6furniture.
  24. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  25. {1@6From:Persil
  26. 6To:Readers
  27. 6
  28. 6Do any of you have any rave vinyl that you don't want any more. Whatever
  29. 6you've got contact me today.
  30. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  31. {1@6From:Jude
  32. 6To:PIP
  33. 6
  34. 6I never had your magazine. Thats a pretty heavy accusation. Watch it.
  35. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  36. {1@6From:Kult
  37. 6To:PIP
  38. 6
  39. 6I had the magazine all along, not Jude. If you want it back it'll cost you.
  40. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  41. {1@6From:Nelson
  42. 6To:Mr Winters
  43. 6
  44. 6You Maths teachers are all pussies.
  45. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  46. {1@6From:PIP
  47. 6To:Kult
  48. 6
  49. 6I have the money, do you have the merchandise. Send me a meeting point.
  50. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  51. {1@6From:Spengler
  52. 6To:Uncle Jack
  53. 6
  54. 6Your a liar. The negatives were destroyed years ago.
  55. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  56. {1@6From:Kult
  57. 6To:PIP
  58. 6
  59. 6Meet me at the tree (marked *) don't bring anybody with you, or the hints &
  60. 6tips page gets it.
  61. 6
  62. {6@2---------------------------------
  63. {2@5BROWN STREET
  64. {5@2------------------|   |--------|----
  65. {2                  |   | @5 POST @2 |@3  * 
  66. {3       @2           |   | @5OFFICE @2|
  67. {2@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  68. {1@6From:Jude
  69. 6To:Persil
  70. 6
  71. 6I ordered those 105 paper clips on monday and still no sign of them. Where
  72. 6are they.
  73. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  74. {1@6From:Kult
  75. 6To:PIP
  76. 6
  77. 6You've really blown it this time sucker, I said no police.
  78. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  79. {1@6From:PIP
  80. 6To:Kult
  81. 6
  82. 6What can you do to me you common thug. I have no wish to have children
  83. 6anyway.
  84. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  85. {1@6From:Persil
  86. 6To:Jude
  87. 6
  88. 6You've got yer paper clips mate it isn't my problem anymore.
  89. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  90. {1@6From:Jude
  91. 6To:Persil
  92. 6
  93. 6Oh but it is your problem. Your customer contract promises that if I do not
  94. 6recieve my paperclips within 26 days I am entitled to a free ring binder
  95. 6and matching key fob. I now claim the paper clips and additional goodies.
  96. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  97. {1@6From:Uncle Jack
  98. 6To:Uncle Jack
  99. 6
  100. 6Testing, testing 123 is there anybody out there.
  101. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  102. {1@6From:Smiley
  103. 6To:Howard Rigsby
  104. 6
  105. 6Tell fat Eddie that todays the day. I can`t reach him.
  106. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  107. {1@6From:Persil
  108. 6To:Readers
  109. 6
  110. 6Aide from the rave vinyl I am also intrested in any pornographic videos,
  111. 6books or magazines you may own. You know who to call...
  112. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  113. {1@6From:Howard Rigsby
  114. 6To:Readers
  115. {6                                   @7 *
  116. {7@2SwOP    WIV dA   Eli-tE.   No lamers     @7 @2 ^ $@7 & ^  
  117. 7 
  118. {7                @3   letters+ dIskettesS Owrenly   @7   ^% @3     @7# 
  119. 7  
  120. {7  @5 If ITs LAme YER want HOWie's YER MAn. @7  $
  121. {7@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  122. {1@6From:Smiley
  123. 6To:Howard Rigby
  124. 6
  125. 6Where the fuck was Fat Eddie then? Sort him out, I expect him there at the
  126. 6park gates tommorow.
  127. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  128. {1@6From:PIP
  129. 6To:Readers
  130. 6
  131. 6My father has `obtained` some paper clips off the `back of a lorry`. Anybody
  132. 6interested? Competative prices.
  133. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  134. {1@6From:Kult
  135. 6To:Jude
  136. 6
  137. 6The runt has your clips. Do you need a bit of muscle to get it sorted?
  138. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  139. {1@6From:Persil
  140. 6To:Readers
  141. 6
  142. 6Aside from rqave vinyl and pornographic material do any readers have any hard
  143. 6drugs. THATS RIGHT HARD DRUGS! Sorted.
  144. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  145. {1@6From:Jude
  146. 6To:PIP
  147. 6
  148. 6I know where you live.
  149. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  150. {1@6From:Uncle Jack
  151. 6To:PIP
  152. 6
  153. 6Do you have any horse muck for the pigs.
  154. {6@1+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
  155. {1@6From:PIP
  156. 6To:The world
  157. 6
  158. 6I have a bomb, come near me and I let rip.
  159. X0*]
  160.