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Carling.net - Premiership homepage
Quite informative in an anoraky-type way, but you may notice a slight hint of merchandising ad-promotion-driven stuff creeping in.

The Tartan Army Homepage
Some good historical pics of Scots violence and mayhem, movie clips, and best of all, a chant that asks important and legitimate questions about Jimmy Hill's sexuality, helpfully translated into fourteen languages.

Chantelle's World
Wen I groe up, I wan too mahrry Chantelle. She's grate, especially her poims and her booke she rote herselff - fever pitsch - is fasnatstik.

The half decent Web site (When Saturday comes)
Good laugh really. Bit like the magazine, but free.

Fifa On-line
Loads of dull, er, interesting stats. But check out the team rankings - Spain 8th best in the world? Er, yeah.

UEFA
Online presence restricted to 2 men digging up the road. Mind you, that'll probably be more interesting than the finished site.

Stirling Albion FC Supporters Club
Very useful if you supported SAFC last year. Let's hope Gordon J. Wallace updates the bus timetables soon, for the sake of all Beano fans. Good links.

Celtic Supporter's Club
Not up to the high standard of the Stirling Albion page, but competent. Useful match reports, and the writing is pretty good. It's certainly much better than...

Rangers homepage
This is clearly the work of the devil. The images are much too big and the team a bag of shite. Plus the server is slow.

In the back of the net - MacEwans Lager Homepage
Awards galore but they're still on summer holiday. Still? Summer?

Soccernet
Another match reports, stats, teams and tables page. Plus the biggest footie links page ever. There's a lot of soccer sites out there. The Turkish ones are my favourite.

Crystal Palace Homepage
Magnificent. Especially as they have decked it out in the delightful and tasteful Eagles colours.

All green and white soccer teams on earth
They're all there. But I want to know why. (There's also one for all black and yellow teams.)

The beautiful game
Some cracking jokes. Keep it up. But what do Chelsea have to do with a beautful game?

The game behind the game
What is an American doing putting heavy duty soccer tactics and analysis on the Web? Do they have to try to take over everything?