You know how sometimes things just get on your nerves like when there's a hole in the floorboards and you've dropped your only lighter down it, and you really want a cigarette and you can still see the lighter, glinting enticingly at you and if you reach down with two forks into the hole, you can just about grab it but every time you start to lift it out, it falls out of the forks and nestles back down among dust and other crap? No? Then you are probably some kind of hippy, and if you look hard enough, someone's bound to have written something in here having a go at you, you shiftless lazy scrounger. Get your hair cut and get a job! So, check out the rants...
	Don't cry for usenet Web users
	Get a LIFE not a Web site
	Losers in the browser wars
	Systematic madness
	Leave a message after the tone
	You don't need more information
	What's so great about being young?
	Hook, lies and sinking
	Buzzwords ahoy! Going Intranuts
	Course you may want to have a rant yourself. Well mail it to John Barnes. Feel free to include a small image of yourself with your letter which we reserve the right to manipulate or just replace depending on our mood. Comments of a more sensitive, personal and marital nature should be sent to Julian Patterson who promises a more intimate response.