The hippy, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a conversation with the bus driver. The driver leans over and says to the hippy, "You really want that Nun?" The hippy nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with several lewd gestures. The driver grins and thinks for a moment. "Well," he says. "Every Thursday at 6pm, she takes this bus to the local cemetary where she prays for about an hour. You two could be alone there."

A plan starts to form in the hippy's mind.....

Thursday comes and the hippy waits by the entrance to the cemetary. Sure enough, at 6pm he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows her. She stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in prayer. The eager hippy opens his nap-sack and puts on a costume - a long flowing white robe and a bearded facemask. He tosses a handful of glitter at the nun and, catching her attention he steps slowly towards her.

"My child," he says in a soft voice. "It is I, your Lord. You have been such a faithful servant to me that I have come to reward you, with a satisfying sexual experience." The nun gasps, "Oh, well that is fine, but could you take me from behind ? At least that way I could still consider myself a Virgin - my vow of celibacy is important to me."

The hippy, eager to get going, nods and takes the nun in his arms. He turns her around, bends her over and they have riotous anal sex until they are both pleasantly worn out.

After they have finished, the hippy pulls off his mask and shouts: "Ha ha, it's me, the hippy!" to which the Nun replies, removing a mask: "Ha ha, it's me, the bus driver !!!"