Secondly, there's all sorts of exciting new features to play with. There's a load of new Stoney Blokes episodes and an extensive blokey history. There's a new Reviews section, where you can add your own reviews which appear online instantly. The software download section has been updated and enlarged. Your email appears online seconds later in the Readers' letters section in Stuff. Web-u-like has been redesigned, with a section of British links and a new Bog where your votes register instantly on the Float-o-meter.

There are also new ways to navigate round the site, the radio has been updated and upgraded, with new music and streaming Shockwave; and there's a whole new bunch of news and features, plus all the old crap that you knew and loved from before. Sounds good enough to eat. Bon appetit.