Welcome to the Room
As this is your first time here, it may take a little while to load, so I'd like to take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest. If you visited the site when it was wearing its dowdy old clothes, you might be surprised at its dapper new look, but all the bits you know and love are still in there, only better.

The bog has been automated, and there are three different places where you can leave your comments, which will apppear on the site an instant later. The whole site has been liberally sprinkled with Java and JavaScript to make things more fun, and there's plenty of new stuff to read as well. You need to know how to navigate round the site, so click on the pink starfish on the front page to discover the fantastic new ways to move around.

We've crumbled a pile of cookies and trampled them into the carpet. They're only there to make your time in the Room more pleasurable, but in case you're worried, a warning box with a cookie symbol appears when you're about to enter a cookie-rich zone.