For legal reasons, production of the new episode of the Stoney Blokes, the world's most boring cartoon, has been delayed. But after the success of the pilot, we weren't going to let a bunch of lawyers come between you and the least entertaining animation ever made.

So here it is, Stoney Blokes #1. We know you're going to love it. Watch out for further installments. There'll be a new one every fortnight, or whenever we can be bothered. Don't worry if you miss one. Every episode - that's right, every single mind-numbingly tedious episode - is available in The Stoney Blokes Collection.

If you want to know more about the Blokes and stoniness in general, read up on Bloke history.

Also, at this joyous time of the year, you'd be a fool to miss the Stoney Blokes Advent Calendar, just one of several really awful variations on a hackneyed theme available ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE here in The Room.

Don't forget to check the credits to pay homage to the people who bring you...The Stoney Blokes.

To view this odyssey of inaction, you need Shockwave 5.0, from Macromedia. Download it to enjoy the lack of fast-paced action.