
	Giant sausage on rampage in London Fears of another series of attacks by delicatessen produce sends share prices tumbling in the City
	London holds its breath tonight at the news that a vicious 300 foot chipolata has gone into hiding, having ravaged areas of North London for three days and nights. In one incident, Fred Quent was set upon and his trousers immolated as the insane banger embarked on a trail of destruction that left forty hungry and one with a ruined barbeque. "It was terrifying," said one terrified bystander, who had been standing by at the time. "It's the biggest sausage I've ever seen," said Geoff Chorizo, an unemployed mincemeat technician from Dollis Hill. Rumours that the sausage will not cease its attacks until VNU stops publishing news in its ezine the Room were strenuously denied by company spokesman and dustman, Julian Patterson. "I strongly deny the allegations," said Patterson. "My wife is standing by me through these trying times."