REMOTEPAD 1.2 edit text, upload text, download text, yummy text (C)1999-2000 James Paige BriTech International / Hamster Republic Productions http://HamsterRepublic.com -------------------------------------------------------------- Remotepad is a combination plain-text-editor and ftp-client. It has ftp-open, ftp-save, and ftp-save-as commands that work just like the regular open, save, and save-as. Remotepad is the perfect tool for us studs who edit our webpages as plain- text >:) -------------------------------------------------------------- Installation: none required. just extract remotepad.exe to your harddrive, and use it. Creation of shortcuts and setting of file associations, you can do yourself, if you so desire. UnInstallation: none required. just delete remotepad.exe and remotepad.ini. Remotepad stores all of its settings in the ini file instead of the bloody registry. Registration: none required. Remotepad is free for anyone who intends to use its powers for good, and not for evil. -------------------------------------------------------------- AGREEMENT CAREFULLY READ ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THIS LICENSE AGREEMENT BEFORE USING THE SOFTWARE ("Software"). BY READING THIS TEXT FILE ("text file"), YOU HAVE INDICATED YOUR COMPLETE, TOTAL AND UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER TO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, MAY YOU BE CURSED WITH THE STING OF A THOUSAND SCORPIONS. This document is a legal agreement between you ("YOU") and BriTech International / Hamster Republic Productions ("BriTech/H.R.P.") concerning the use of the Software. 1. LICENSE: BriTech/H.R.P. grants to you a non-exclusive personal license to use the Software in executable code form only (and specifically not in source code form) on as many computers as you want. 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