~Letter To Santa Claus

From Lu Richardson



Dear Santi Clos,

Seein' that I been good this year, well, reasonably good, well, I'm 
trying my best, you know, give me a chance - please could have a 
GOOD computer game this Xmas?

I'd like a DOS game, pleas, so's I don't have to get mixt up with 
them Windows things, like, their nasty you know, and them Windows 
games fill up my Windows directory with garbage, and I never know 
how to get rid of it, without rubbing out things you DO need for 
Windows, if you know what I mean.

I'd like a nice Roll Playin Game, with loads of orcs and things, and 
a sword I can see in front of me, and oodles of blood an gore, and 
scarey bits, and nice puzzles that I can solve, and first-person 
view, pretty graphics, and easy to handle, and lots of treasure and 
good weapons for me to find so's I can knock them orcs for six, and 
that.

And if you bring me sucha nice game, I promiss not to pester the cat 
next door and even to let Aunt Nelly gimme a big kiss without 
complaining too much.  

                                    Lots of love, depending,


                                         Lu (age 87 1/2)