The HPACK Warranty: =================== 1. Customer Obligations ----------------------- 1.1. Customer assumes full responsibility that this program meets the specifications, capacity, capabilities, and other requirements of said customer, and agrees not to bother the author if the program does not perform as expected, or performs other than expected, or does not perform at all. 1.2. Customer assumes full responsibility for any deaths or injuries that may result from the normal or abnormal operation of this program. In the event of casualties exceeding 1000 persons or property damage in excess of $10 million, customer agrees that he or she has stolen the program and we didn't even know he or she had it. 1.3. Customer agrees not to say bad things about the program or the author to anyone claiming to be from "60 Minutes". 2. Very Limited Warranty and Conditions of Sale ------------------------------------------------ 2.1. For a period of 90 minutes, commencing from the time you first thought about getting this program, we warrant that this program may or may not be free of any manufacturing defects. It will be replaced during the warranty period upon payment of an amount equal to the original purchase price plus $10.00 for handling. This warranty is void if the program has been examined or run by the user, or if the manual has been read. 2.2. This program is sold on an AS WAS basis. The author makes no warranty that it is, in fact, what we say it is in our propaganda, or that it will perform any useful function. We have no obligation whatsoever other than to provide you with this fine disclaimer. 2.3. Some countries do not allow limitations as to how long an implied warranty lasts, so we refuse to imply anything. 2.4. There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process known as "tunnelling", this program may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbours computer system. The author will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result. 3. Limitation of Liability -------------------------- 3.1. We have no liability or responsibility to the customer, the customers agents, our creditors, your creditors, or anyone else. ------------------------- Testimony from one of our satisfied customers: "I hear this crash and I find a rock, wrapped in paper, next to my living room window. I open up the note and it says, 'You want it in writing? You got it. Next time, use a *real* archiver. HPACK. We know where you live'." So why aren't *you* using HPACK? ------------------------- Here's what reviewers have been saying about HPACK: "Version 0.79 has several of the advanced features recommended in version 0.78, but not all of the ones I'd like to see in version 0.80. So, it's pretty good except when it's not. Three stars. You probably won't use half the original features anyway. I'm a little ticked off that it clashes with my most exotic memory-resident programs, but otherwise the software runs just fine on my Turbo Rambuster 486. It will probably run like molasses on your XT. It's great value at $25, and I recommend you register it, although that's easy for me to say because reviewers get freebies". Where to get HPACK: =================== The latest version of HPACK should always be available from the following BBS systems and archive sites: Phone: +49 234 770457 Connection: V.32bis/V.42bis + fax G3 incl. v.17 Sysop: Peter Sowa FIDO address: 2:245/302.7 Comment: This BBS contains the German versions of the HPACK executables. Note that since communcation is by snail mail, new releases may take a while to appear. Name: Fire&Ice CBCS Phone: +61 2 339 5545 Connection: Telebit Trailblaser TR100 Mk2 Sysop: Jonathan Michaels Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia The src.doc.ic.ac.uk (146.169.2.1) archive site. This site contains the complete HPACK collection and is probably the best place to look for it. The garbo.uwasa.fi (128.214.87.1) archive site and all garbo mirror sites worldwide. This is updated a few weeks after the UK site to allow potential bugfixes to be made.