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10. "Hey, Rush -- that pot roast is for everybody!"
9. "Why does everybody keep referring to this place as 'Newt Hampshire?'"
8. "Screw the election -- let's go see that Brady Bunch movie"
7. "Run for your lives! It's Eisenhower!"
6. "Once I seen Dave Letterman open a ham using nothin' but a taxi cab!"
5. "We've all had it -- Oprah just announced her candidacy!"
4. "Forget the issues -- what do you boys think about O.J.?"
3. "Gerald Ford and George Bush just went to the golf course to kill a couple of spectators"
2. "My dream ticket in '96? Kemp and Gump!"
1. "Hey, Senator Dole -- the Ito beard really works!"
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