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Yikes!, welcome to|F L A T  M A T E S| |A Pro Skydiving Simulator. 
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My name is ?
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Firstly lets get to grips|with the tricky art of |gliding through the sky. 
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Moving left and right is easy|Just move the joystick,|and I'll glide in the|appropriate direction. 
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To descend just|pull down and I'll|plummet earthwards.... 
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Push up, and I'll leap up,|gaining a little height.|Tap up again, to leap again.|Now, Practice makes perfect. 
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Hmmm, Sounds like another jet|up in flames, and I can|see some luggage has|been blown from the hold. 
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You'd be surprised how|often this happens in|Flat Mates. 
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To grab this debris|Just glide toward it|and once it's in reach|press and hold Fire. 
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Once caught, Press and|hold Fire again, then|push the direction you|want to throw the item. 
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Now, I'm pleased to|introduce my co-host.|A most gifted scientist|who needs no introduction. 
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Thank you. My name is|Stephen Hawking, master|of chaos Theory. |Here to discuss debris. 
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Although the only debris|you can see are suitcases,|there are many different|items that fall from the sky. 
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By experimenting with the|many game scenarios you|can discover each item and|how it is used..... 
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The good professor has|also graciously agreed|to act as an impromptu|target practice....|
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PARDON? Have you no|respect for a superior.|intellect, you SON OF A|BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARD! 
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Well it's about time to land.|Aim toward the landing pad|sporting my picture and |painted in my colour. 
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I can't see my pad down|there. How do I land |safely? 
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Not to worry, your|parachute will see you|down safely. Press fire|when you need to open it. 
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My para....| |OH FUCK! 
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Superior intellect? Ha.|Anyway, remember the|first to land safely|gets best landing points. 
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What great a landing!|A good player like you|should type NAZI AI on|the options screen....
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You have slain the Prof.|A sick player like you|should type CHAOS THEORY|on the options screen...
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