Oooo that hurt!
I, ah, meant to do that
Oops
I hate myself
Look what you made me do!
Now that is shooting yourself in the foot
This doesn't feel right
I am so smart, s-m-r-t
D-OH!
Next time, it'll be you!
Gosh darn it al to heck
That was a practice shot
What's this red button do?
Medic!
Now that was brillant
What was I thinking?