- McDonalds Workers -

Re: McJobs McJobs McJobs McJobs

In Reply to: McJobs McJobs McJobs McJobs posted by Mr S Nicholson on December 09, 1996 at 19:11:28:

> Want to get a job in McDonald's?
> - Phone Ms Linda Fontano, on 708 575 3063

She is a practising shrink, and will gladly provide
you with therapy for a reasonable fee...

> Want to register a complaint about your boss?
> - Phone Ms Linda Fontano, on 708 575 3063

AKA the Suicide Hotline.

> Want to ask for a raise?
> - Phone Ms Linda Fontano, on 708 575 3063

Who can laugh at you derisively in 41 languages.

> Want to suggest new working practises?
> - Phone Ms Linda Fontano, on 708 575 3063

"Here's your new contract. You don't work for us,
and we don't pay you. Have a nice day!"

> Whatever your jobs related complaint/suggestion/question
> - Phone Ms Linda Fontano at McDonald's Corp., on 708 575 3063

We promise faithfully to sit on it, do nothing (if it's trivial
or inoffensive), use it to mop spilt coffee or burn it as
firelighters. If it's a serious matter we will have to

a) keep it as evidence for the time we want to put your
career on hold.

b) spread your glowing descriptions of your colleagues to them.
Close the door on your way out.

c) Post you to clean the chip fryer in Ulan Bator.

d) sack you post haste.

e) hire someone to rub you out.
or, in the last resort

f) actually do something.

Follow Ups:

None.