- McDonald's -

You're probably dead already and just don't know it.

In Reply to: I've eaten there for 23 years...I'm still here. posted by Mike Bacon on July 08, 1997 at 23:42:57:

: So, what's the difference between that and the prepackaged food you buy
: at the supermarket? The preservatives mean the food will last longer.
: You're actually safer with than without the chemicals.

Perhaps if you consume enough preservative-laden food, you can embalm yourself before you die, thus saving your McFamily lots of McMoney when they send you to the McMortician.

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