Are YOU having trouble scoring goals now that Sensible World Of Soccer keepers are like St Peter at the gates of Heaven. I think.
No longer can you dash to the edge of the box and let fly into the bottom corner, so here are a few tips we've recently made up. Of course, you folk have much more time on your hands to play the game, so if you've got any goalscoring hints (we're all completely brilliant, of course) then drop them in at the usual address.
We are particularly interested in any cunning set pieces you may have worked out. We might even send you a sensational Sensible World Of Soccer whistle. If you're very lucky.
Head to the penalty spot and at the last minute turn on a sixpence, either left or right, and blast the ball into the roof of the net.
Into the box you go. The keeper moves but it's too late. You've slipped the ball to your mate on the other side of the box and he slides in.
Simply dribble the ball past the defenders and the goalkeeper and slot it home. This often depends on the attributes of the player.
The penalty. OK, you all know how to bury home a spot kick but for those new to the game, a full diagonal click does the trick.
Intricate passing has lured the hapless keeper to the edge of the box. Knock the ball to the man at the near post and calmly slot home.
You confidently arrive at the corner of the box and using outward after touch, beat the keeper with swerve, verve and indeed, pace.
This one has loads of swerve and is unleashed from around the penalty spot. Rejoice as you take the spoils.
You're miles out. The keeper is chatting with fans behind the goal. You unleash a bending howitzer into the top corner.
The set piece at the corner. Bang it into the near post, pull your striker out and then back in and head the ball into the net. Cool.
