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Re: Executor serail #



Kerry Lee High Jr wrote:
> 
> John Hess (johnhess@cris.com) wrote:
> 
> : :>I hope you do not get too many flames.
> : :>Ken Maritch
> : :>(Registered Executor user)
> : :>
> : :>
> 
> : I, on the other hand, hope you do!
> <AOL> me too! </AOL>

Here ya go guys:

Dear:
 [x  ] Clueless Newbie         [   ] Lamer       [   ] Aol'er
 [   ] "Me too" er             [   ] Pervert     [   ] Geek
 [   ] Spammer                 [   ] Nerd        [   ] Elvis
 [   ] Fed                     [   ] Freak       [   ] Scientologist
 [x  ] Scammer                 [x  ] Dumbass     [   ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [   ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [x  ] You posted something asking for warez 
 [   ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [   ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [   ] You started an off-topic thread
 [   ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [   ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
 [   ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [   ] You replied to the above message type believing it was
someone famous
 [   ] You said "me too" to something
 [   ] You suck
 [   ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
 [   ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
 [   ] I think you might be a fed
 [   ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [   ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
      worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

 [   ] Give up your Internet access
 [   ] Hang yourself
 [   ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
 [x  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [x  ] Actually post something relevant
 [   ] Read the FAQ
 [x  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [  ] Blow me
 [x ] Get a life
 [x ] Never post again
 [  ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [  ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
 [  ] Go to hell
 [  ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [  ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
 [  ] All of the above

End flame.

				-Ssquire


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