(1) Ladder (1) Ax (or hedge trimmers if you want to be creative) (1) Sysop you don't really like
After you gain his trust, find out through social engineering when him and all the other members of his family are going to be gone for an hour or so. Stake out across the street and wait for him to leave.
Now, when they're all gone take your hacking equipment to his house. Use the ladder to climb up to his window and shatter it with your ax. (The window, not the ladder.) Climb into his room. If his room is in the basement, walk downstairs. Of course, you could have just broken into the basement window but that would have been too easy and only a true dedicated hacker would do it this way.
Find his computer. If someone is logged on hit F10 to go into chat mode and type, "I'M SORRY BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LOG YOU OFF SO I CAN HACK THIS BOARD." Log the loser, I mean user off and proceed to hack. Hold the ax high over your head and bring it down with as much force as possible on his computer to hack a big gash in the middle of it. Hack all of his WWIV backup disks, his monitor and his keyboard. Oh, and the modem. Hack everything that has to do with WWIV to bits.
After you're all done hacking, you could format his C: drive although it's not really neccessary. Now you can brag to all your friends about what a cool hacker you are. Take your ax and go home. Call his board and see if it answers.
Please contact me and let me know if this method of hacking works on other types of bbses other than WWIV or if you have any problems with this method. I've personally only attempted the "axe" method on WWIV and it's been successful every time but there's a rumor going around that perhaps this will also work on VBBS, Wildcat and Citadel software, but some modifications may have to be made.
1. From the main menu if you hit [CTRL] [R] [O] [Y] and stomp on the floor six times REAL HARD you'll get a DOS prompt. From there you can do anything you want to the victim's hard drive.
2. From the main menu type /OCEAN for a super-secret ansi music menu. This does a lot of really amazing things. This is for real.
3. WWIV has a built-in virus command that can be activated by any user, even with a SL of 10. From the main menu type "//I AM A TOTAL LOSER" with your left hand only. If you use your right hand in any way, the virus will backfire in a very bad way. Oh also, if your nose is pierced, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. I won't get into why, though.
The virus will turn the outside casing of the sysop's computer bright orange and will kill off any smaller life forms in his house, including dogs, cats, fish and all the house plants. It will also cause the sysop's front doorbell to malfunction for a few weeks and cause the top left drawer in the sysop's desk to stick alot.
4. While transferring any file, repeatedly hit [CTRL] & [C] until the transfer aborts. A split second before it aborts, though, type "booga booga" and flip the computer's power switch on and off quickly fifteen times. If you get a message saying something like, "System failure" don't worry. This is only a part of the back door. This trick allows you to read all the users' private mail.