You’ve probably heard the news: Researchers claim to have developed a
pill which mimics the effects of female orgasm. Between that and the
spectre of parthenogenic births, maybe men should be more careful about
coming up with these lists!
15 Forget your anniversary? No problem. Forget to stop at the
pharmacy? Kiss your sorry ass good-bye.
14 More huge smiles & dazed looks than at a Moonie mass wedding.
13 Entire male population puts on their Nikes, knits a purple
shroud, and sits down for a nice lunch of applesauce and vodka.
12 Spiking the punch *really* shakes things up at the Senior Prom.
11 The President finds he has much more time to deny allegations.
10 Sen. Orrin Hatch withdraws Constitutional Amendment to ban pill
after a good ass-kicking from Mrs. Hatch.
9 Undertakers working overtime to wipe those smiles off.
8 Severe sales slump forces the Energizer Bunny to look for work
elsewhere.
7 Finally, after several decades -- a new topic for
Country-Western songs!
6 The Betty Ford Clinic adds a new wing.
5 Due to unexpected flashbacks, housewives everywhere are being
banned from the supermarket.
4 Porno movie casts pared down to a woman and a glass of water.
3 "Hi, handsome. The bartender tells me you're a pharmacist..."
2 "Coming, Mother!" takes on a whole new meaning.
and the Number 1 Side-Effect of the Female Orgasm Pill...
1 Janet Reno cracks a smile.
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