Dissing the Teacher "I think the No. 1 problem teachers face is disrespect. You say, `Sit down' and they say, `I'll do what I want.' "
--former fifth-grade teacher Connie Goodly of New Orleans, at the American Federation of Teachers' annual meeting currently underway in Cincinnati.
Make My Formula Changing diapers at 66 may not be your idea of tough-guy fun,
but Clint Eastwood doesn't seem to mind. He and his TV newsperson wife Dina Ruiz are expecting a baby in early 1997. It's the first for 30-year-old Ruiz, who married Eastwood four months ago. But Dad, whose two older kids are in their 20s, still has another little one in nappies: One-year-old Francesca is the daughter of actress Frances Fisher.
Mr. & Mrs. Dumb and Dumber
Jim Carrey has proposed to his Dumb and Dumber costar Lauren Holly, who's reportedly now sporting a big diamond. The question was popped during a foggy nighttime walk near San Francisco's Presidio. Both have been married before.

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Home Gas Sentry Carbon Monoxide Detectors
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Noah's Bagels' Lox Trim and Lox-Flavored Cream Cheeses
Executive Hi-Back Tilter Chairs
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A Cure for Sickle Cell Anemia
Older Men Don't Lose Fertility
Halogen Lamp Fire Hazard
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Should Pregnant Women Avoid Cats?
Walking Epidural Gains Popularity
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