First, an explanation. Yes, I know the song stinks, it was intended to.
The Barony-Marche of the Debatable Lands held a contest for the best/worst
song (dis)honoring their three "evil" peers, Betram, Ellisif and Yohann.
There's a long-winded explanation as to WHY they're evil peers, but
I won't go into it. ;-) Needless to say, as a contest entry, I simply couldn't
resist the title and there's only so much I could do within those limitations.
-- Dagonell
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