If I eat smerfs will my toes explod?


NrrdGrrl! Discussion Forum: Lives and Confessions: If I eat smerfs will my toes explod?
By Anonymous on Saturday, October 3, 1998 - 11:20 pm:

Yesterday I got a threating letter from grampa smerf saying the if I don't stop eating his relitives that he'd come here and blow up my toes! What should I do???


By Sazzy on Thursday, October 15, 1998 - 05:32 pm:

What the?!


By Me on Sunday, October 18, 1998 - 12:01 pm:

Eat him aswell J


By Anonymous on Sunday, October 18, 1998 - 01:51 pm:

get a life.


By Anonymous on Tuesday, October 20, 1998 - 04:55 pm:

This is cool.


By Anonymous on Monday, November 9, 1998 - 08:48 pm:

I tend to not partake of eating Smurfs because they turn my teeth blue, especially near the gumline. No dental implement invented has the power to remove unsightly Smurf residue, so this necessitates embarrassing and frequent visits to my dentist.
On the other hand, that Smurf flesh has a great flavor to it. Have you tried Smurfs with Hollaindaise sauce?


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