I love you to write out a list of things you hate.
Hanson, people who don't listen to you but expect you to listen to them, war, the Ontario government, total conformists, sleazy tabloids. That's all I can think of right now.
the smell of mold, narrow-minded people, cynicism, cigarette smoke, people who think it's funny to put black ink all over the ear-part of a pay phone, having to wear ballet tights on really muggy days, mosquito bites, menstrual cramps, spiders, professors who believe that there is no life beyond their classroom, age-discrimination, excessive tatoos, unnecessary plastic surgery, and ruffles.
Oh yeah, I also hate Holocaust deniers and drivers who don't use turn signals. That is a good list, Alexis.
Thanks! (Although I don't know if it's a good thing to thrive at making lists of bad things.) I think I'll start a list of good things...
Hmmmmmmm I think this could get pretty long...
star-- you're not a seething bitch. i don't think you qualify for that category until you start condemning the world for cynicism. i think i would be more likely to be disgusted if you were one of those people who dots there eyes with little hearts. (no offense to any who apply!)
My hate list:
Fashion Queen: Relax, you're not a bitch. Most people (me included) get annoyed by some or all of the things on your list.
I totally second the drivers who slow down at stop signs but don't really stop, or how about morons who don't know how to use their turning signals?
Here she goes.......
i hate my life
My hate list:
Hello everyone! I'll go...
okay, i'm in a negative mood, so here i go:
This is something I mentioned earlier:
My local newspaper that is willing to print homophobic letters, having exercise-induced asthma, staticky radio stations, people telling you all the TV shows you watch are dumb (and they haven't seen them).
Her I go with a big long list of things I hate that will make me look like the BIGGEST BITCH HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I absolutely hate it when guys wear white jeans. You know, those normal jeans, not tight or loose. I hate it when guys wear flipflops. I hate when people act mean when they are with their friends, and then when you see them out they are suddenly really nice. I hate all those bands that have an image to stick to, and pretend to be something hes not. I hate prostitutes. You are putting all us girls down. Respect your body. I hate guys that are afraid to touch. I hate frigid guys. I hate those American style cheerleader bitches. "Is my butt too big, should I stick it out a bit more, like Gawd!!" Youre pathetic, stop it!
I hate love :-(
Guys that wear black socks with shorts.
Guys that wear black socks with shorts.
Guys that wear white socks with black trousers that are too short.
Okay here goes:
keely- awesome list.
i hate that the stupid rednecks with their go rebel flag shit.........i hate the whole vegitarianism idea or whatever it is......i mean, what the fuck is wrong with eating meat.......it is tasty and i sure as hell am not gonna suck on a tofu stick.......where the hell did these vegans get so "rightous" and all.......i love my combat boots and stuff.......i am a carnivore..........and i like milk and i like cheese and fuck not eating ice cream!!!!!i hate those twig size 0 girls.......eat a pizza!!!!!!!i hate when female singers have "perfect pitch"............my band is hideous........anyone wanna hear BRAND BLAND......E-mail me................
I hate what's happening to the Ontario school system, like Keely. Also I hate my stereo pulling the ribbon out of my tapes, driving my car that smokes and clunks all the time, and when I can't get my hands clean because the school bathroom has no soap.
Leonardo DiCaprio
I hate.......
well, i'm gonna tell u all this, even though u probably don't care, but hey, i'm bored;
My hate list
Things I hate about late fall/winter:
I don't hate anything. I just feel sorry for the people I want to hate, because they are too unintelligent to understand the reasons to be GOOD or have been warped into evil by abuse. It's really hard, but I forgive everyone. I just think they should all be incarcerated for the duration of their lives. So here is my incarceration list-
I don't have time to write everything...
I hate people who say Halloween is Satan worship, people who give me advice on my school assignments when they don't even bother to do their own work, bruised apples, my Halloween hair colour that nearly poisoned me from the fumes, and people who draw swastikas on my desk at school.
Giggly little pre-teen girls who think Hanson and Leonardo DiCrapio are the "cutest" (I cannot stand either.)
More stuff!
oh, here's a good thing to add to a hate list: seeing dead animals on the side of the road...it makes me depressed...i love animals ;(
Things I hate:
Tacky Video Game Music
People who think I'm my sister's mother.
Quiche
Pompousity
Arrogent rats (Boys)
Bullies.
Swank shop assistants that look down their nose at you.
Sad perverts on the internet.
Racism
Classism
Sexism
Stupid films with no real endings.
Chewing gum stuck in your hair
Cars that don't stop to let you cross the road.
Poncy boyfriends who let you down
Wimpy boy bands
Two timing friends.
Mess
Itchiness
SCHOOL
Teachers who treat you like dirt
Schools which your parents pay money to educate you, make you do unnessicary things like stacking chairs and delivering messages to teachers, and putting out chairs for sports day, the school concert etc.
Tarts who think they're hard.
People who ignore me, then tell me I'm dozy.
People who have a go at me for having an overactive imagination
By Laurel on Tuesday, July 7, 1998 - 12:03 pm:
By Alexis on Wednesday, July 8, 1998 - 10:09 am:
By Laurel on Wednesday, July 8, 1998 - 08:33 pm:
By Alexis on Thursday, July 9, 1998 - 05:13 pm:
By Star on Monday, July 13, 1998 - 01:37 am:
Onions and pickles on my cheeseburger
People who bitch at me for smoking.
running out of chocolate and other foods..
Predjudice in ANY form
Our school computers
I don't HATE them, but I really don't like those Players out there. They suck.
Beavis and Butthead
being hungry
I hate periods, not just the cramps... this includes:
ruining underwear
getting cramps
bleeding
bloating
back pain
sensitive breasts
being told you have PMS
craving food that will make you feel shittier
always having to carry a tampon with you wherever you go...
I could go on and on about why periods suck...
getting ditched
peeling skin looks gross after you burn
gettnig annoyed by my little sisters
getting yelled at by mom every day
not having my own car
not being able to get a job
not having money
getting bad grades
eating gross food
not seeing someone you look forward to seeing
weird tan lines
shoes that are super cute, but pinch your feet
vegetables. The only ones I eat are potatoes and carrots. Sometimes I eat green beans, but only if my mom is being really retarded about the way I eat.
getting in trouble at school for too many tardies
having a "We need to have a talk" talk with my family(any member)
I think that's about it here too... I did my likes too, so dont' think I am some hate seething bitch...
*Star*
By Alexis on Wednesday, July 15, 1998 - 05:15 pm:
By Fashion Queen on Sunday, July 19, 1998 - 02:24 pm:
*When your bra goes that greyish colour
*When your nail polish chips, or if it smudges before its dried
*When that "GET RID OF THAT ZIT IN 1 HIT" cream just doesn't seem to work!
*People who suck their snot into their mouths and then spit it out... (haven't they heard of tissues??)
*When I get a bad hair-do
*Gorgeous tight clothing which stops your circulation
*Having to shave your legs all the time... (I'm just wimping out by not waxing!)
*Guys with hairy hairy backs
*When your friend is engaged on the phone for ages and you want to have a gossip!
*People with makeup lines
*Getting up B4 noon
*When you've done the toilet and then you find out there is no loo roll
*Eyebrows joining in the middle
*Gherkins in my Quarter Pounder
*When my Ice Junkie melts B4 i've finished it
*Needing the toilet in the cinema when you are at the most exciting part of the film
*When you are sunbathing and a whopper of a cloud comes!
*Forgetting to remove my mascara when I go to bed - and waking up like a panda in the morning!
*My freckles.....
That was some list.... I MUST be the ultimate bitch!
By Laurel on Monday, July 20, 1998 - 10:16 am:
And I also hate drivers who come to a stop sign and slow down but never actually stop. Just thought I'd add that to my list.
By Alexis on Tuesday, July 28, 1998 - 09:55 am:
fashion queen~ I hope you're not the ultimate bitch, because I agreed with almost everything you wrote! By the way, I love freckles. I even wish I had them myself!
By Penny on Thursday, July 30, 1998 - 03:09 am:
*deep Breath*
Ex boyfriends that *think* your still totally in love with them when you've been engaged to someone else for a year.
Girls that make eye contact only to my fiance, even when it's me asking the Q or making the order.
Girls wearing short skirts and midriff singlets, no jacket in winter.
Having pale skin when everyone's tanned.
Fake tanning cream...never works!
Holidays that aren't quite long enough.
Holidays that are too long!
Bosses that call you in to work at the most inappropriate times.
Bikini waxing.
Pornography.
Noticably fake blondes.
Noticably fake people.
Pauline Hanson and the One Nation Party.
Movies with any "Friends" star.
Locking your keys in your car.
Your neighbour driving into your car.
Your neighbour asking if you've got insurance.
Your neighbour getting stroppy when you point out they hit you.
Not having your size in the marked down gorgeous black pants at Sportsgirl.
People who repeat themselves.
People who repeat themselves! :-)
Buying a CD at full price, a week later it in the 1/2 price bin.
People who degrade other's employment.
People who think all sales assistants are up themselves or not educated.
School.
A few old school chums that I hope not to see until the 10 year reunion...or longer...
Relatives and friends asking whether we've decided on a date/venue/dress for the wedding.
Friends who become really nice all of a sudden when you say you are deciding on bridesmaids.
People spreading rumours such as:
1. She dyes her hair.
2. He proposed because she's pregnant.
3. She only got into that store because she is the manager's sister.
For the record...I do not dye my hair, I have never heard of a year long pregnancy, and until I got my job, I didn't know my manager from a bar of soap. I worked for it.
That's all...I'M THE SUPER BITCH!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous on Friday, July 31, 1998 - 06:22 pm:
By Ultraviolet on Wednesday, August 5, 1998 - 10:47 am:
Seeing or hearing about others suffering
Being a lazy, procrastinating bum!
getting my period
being broke
My favorite CD getting scratched
big, ugly flies and roaches (the only bugs that gross me out)
Prejudice
being sick (I am right now)
The people who've helped make my life hell in the past
Swiss cheese
My favorite shirt getting to be too small
being jealous
I know I'm forgetting some stuff, but that's probably better for you. (wouldn't want to strain all your precious little eyes)
By Snowpaws on Saturday, August 8, 1998 - 03:48 am:
-Fake people.
-My father.
-Cruelty to animals.
-Paper companies.
-People who think money and material possessions are more important than the environment.
-People who wear fur!!!
-When there are no animal shows on T.V.
That's all I can think of right now! No one is a bitch here, I could relate to a lot of the things mentioned!
:o)
By Alexis on Saturday, August 8, 1998 - 07:30 pm:
-when i'm rock-climbing, the adrenaline's pumping, and i get half-way up the cliff, and my arms/legs start quivering uncontrollably and i have to rest.
-warm soda
-having to put on your bathing suit that still isn't completely dry from yesterday's swim.
-windy days on the lake when the water is intolerably choppy
-having to work indoors on gorgeous days
-strangers who are rude enough to tell me in the middle of a video store that they hope their kids don't grow up to be like me.
-being to polite to tell the stranger to shove it
-the fact that saddam hussein (spelling?) ever thought that he HAD a good relationship with the UN in the first place
-when i'm at the gym, lifting weights, and some guy the size of a walrus comes in and lifts twice as much as me IN MY FACE
-the fact that it's perfectly natural for other girls to check my boyfriend out in public (even though guys never check ME out in public...)
-having zits on my forehead and feeling ugly
-the fact that my boyfriend's older sister can't remember my name, even though my boyfriend and I have been together for about six months.
-when my period's late, and i'm waiting in terror that i might have accidentally gotten pregnant (even though there's only a 3% chance)
-when somebody puts down something that means a lot to me, by saying that "ballet is so pointless" or "writing is so easy. i did that when i was in third grade"
-when a girl at school who thinks she's popular and can walk all over you tells you, "oh my god, those shoes are SO last-year", and then finds it necessary to pretend she likes your shirt, as if she's soooo thoughtful.
-being compared to somebody else
-when people criticize the way i eat
-the fact that i'm able to list this many things that i hate
-the fact that this isn't the first time i've written in this section
-and, above all, cigarette butts smashed into the sidewalk
By Penny on Sunday, August 9, 1998 - 09:03 am:
I HATE friends and relatives continually asking if I've set the date, venue and dress for the wedding. for the sake of my sanity, I will now answer the world via this Discussion room:
The Date: July 7 1999
The Venue: Old Garrison Church, the Rocks.
The Dress: (so far!) A sleeveless cream sheath with a 1.5metre train.
And as for Bridemaids:
My sister, Rochelle, my sister-in-law-to-be Vissa, My oldest friend (who designed the dress) Louise and my good friend Jane.
Anyone that can make it to the wedding is welcome.
By Laurel on Monday, August 10, 1998 - 02:14 pm:
By Beenu on Saturday, August 22, 1998 - 09:39 pm:
-when my cat pukes/ craps on the floor
-absolutely anybody who is cruel to animals in any way.
- the way my brother smells
- people who think they are better than everyone else
- ALL OF THE HANSON BROTHERS AND ANYONE WHO HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM
- meat
- getting up early
- people who say they'll call and never do
- rap/ country/ rock & roll music
- the smell of gas
- shaving my legs
- the fact that i suck at shaving my legs so I always cut myself
- never having any money
- people who are obsessed with Leo DiCaprio
- the movie Pulp Fiction
- locker doors that won't open
- forgetting your combination
- going to the dentist
- people who whine constantly about their weight and yet never get up off the couch
- people who don't bath
- living out in the country
- doing bad on an exam or test
- when you're in the movie theatre and the person behind you won't stop talking
I think that's all the major things. See ya :)
By Toby on Thursday, September 10, 1998 - 04:34 am:
I hate it when guys play around with my feelings. I could go on, but I dont think anyone would want a novel on this site!
By Anonymous on Sunday, September 13, 1998 - 09:29 am:
By Princess on Thursday, September 17, 1998 - 12:43 pm:
By Princess on Thursday, September 17, 1998 - 12:43 pm:
By Fashion Queen on Thursday, September 17, 1998 - 05:47 pm:
By Keely on Friday, September 18, 1998 - 03:43 pm:
I hate
- that i hate myself for gaining weight
- that all my friends graduated high school last year and i didn't
- that i am no good at math
- people who act like they know you but really don;t
- people who lie expecially about little things like "oh ya i'll give you a call" and never do
- being clumsy
- deciding on a university
- being in love w/someone not in love with me
- not understanding something
- giving up
- people who will pretend to like me in order to copy my homework (as if it's right)
- that the summer is only two months
- feeling inferior
- people not understanding my sense of homour
- money
- feeling short
- never having a come-back when someone insults me
- giggly people
- people who pretned to be happy thinking it will actaully make them happy
- girls who feel they need to have a boyfriend and can;t be alone
- unmotivated people
- the glare from the sun
- zebra muscles
- warts
- plucking my eyebrows
- people who find it gross that i didn't shave my legs all summer
- fashion
- underwire bras
- textbooks
- bad televsion
- people who don;t return letters, emails, phone calls, or all three
- ex-boyfriends who always seem to become magically really really popular after we break up
- people who are like "it's just a tree"
- people who don;t recycle
- people who pretend to be envrionmentalists
- people who aim to intimadate
- people who laugh when they hear i want to be a teacher
- what's happening to the public education system in Ontario
- deforestation/habitat destruction/pollution/etc.
- people who can't understand the need for gun control
- insensitive people
- people who are afraid to cry
UMMMM....... that's all i can think of right now.....
:)
keely
By Alexis on Sunday, September 20, 1998 - 09:32 am:
-i have to second the 'people who think it's gross not to shave for a while (or at all)'. if guys don't shave their legs, why should women be expected to?
-i really, really, REALLY have to say, i detest the way people "forget" to recycle or "accidentally" toss a gum wrapper in the grass.
-ahhh! the fact that i have 15 minutes to take a shower and get dressed for the yearbook staff meeting this morning!
c-ya'll
By Blandkitty on Monday, September 21, 1998 - 08:40 pm:
By Laurel on Wednesday, September 23, 1998 - 08:15 pm:
By Anonymous on Saturday, October 3, 1998 - 02:24 pm:
Garbage Disposes (they scare me)
By Chas on Saturday, October 3, 1998 - 05:20 pm:
-always needing the loo
-the way my stomach rolls up when i sit down
- my nose
- hipster flares (because everyone wears them here)
- addidas trousers (because all the dumb sheep wear them here)
- teenager mothers
- people who stare because you're a teeny bit different
- mushrooms, tomatoes, bananas, liver, beetroot
- any manufactured band
- The fucking Verve
- being discriminated against for being young
-the stupid wanky young people who cause us to be discriminated against by committing crimes
- hippies, crusties, new-agers who say they don't bother anyone but who sponge off the country's money and land all the same
- respectable women going on front covers of men's magazines with all their clothes off, just for the cash
- dumb-ass teenage phases and peer pressure - 'you must have sex', 'you must get drunk', 'you must wear designer labels' - or you're 'just a child who's led a sheltered life'. And it's the people who say this who are the ones with brains of children, yet they don't know it- GRRRRRR!
- parents who argue, then say it was a 'discussion', and do it in front of your friends
That's all i got right now, but damn there'll be more!
By Anonymous on Friday, October 9, 1998 - 10:19 pm:
I hate: being bored :)
trendy clothes;
getting a shirt noone has, then the next day, 2 other people do;
my cd's getting scratched;
cleaning my room;
taking tests;
Mr. Tran;
math;
getting my period;
guys who think they're all that;
girls who think they're all that;
elevator music;
Barney;
hanson;
manson;
flying;
potheads;
posers;
cramps :(
going to the doctor;
wanting to go somewhere, but not having a ride;
people who can be soooooooo sweet...........when they want something;
my parents yelling at me to turn my music down;
people who do things just because they think it's in, and don't even really wanna do it.;
people who keep calling u and calling u, and even after u hangup, and get really mean.....they still don't get the point;
the principal;
the vice principal;
the counselor;
the smart kids in class who make fun of u because your'e not the teacher's favorite like them;
not even doing anything, and having the teacher yell at you and embarras in front of the whole class;
when your'e in love with a guy, but u don't have the guts to ask them out;
well........now that i've gone on for about a bazilion sentences that u probably didn't care about........i feel good...........:)
By Caileen on Tuesday, October 20, 1998 - 04:30 pm:
People who barge past when i'm trying to get the pushchair upstairs
The lift being out of order so whenever I want to go out I have to lug the pushchair up/down 3 flights of stairs.
Grey rainy days.
Guys full of sleaze who tip badly.
Relizing i've put my jumper on inside out.
Being half way through a recipe then realising that we don't have any radish.
My boyfriend whenever he spends all Sunday watching the grand prix.
When my best friend Ian comes round and watches the grand prix with him.
My cousins when they get all stupid and macho threatening to beat up boyfriends and that.
The girls downstairs who play thier music to loud and wake Caíra.
Getting deoderant on my clothes.
Buses, for only being late on rainy days and charging the earth for a slow crappy service, with an unfriendly driver and no seats left.
Knowing i've forgotten somthing but not knowing what.
Lads who talk to my chest.
Totally pointless clothes.
People thinking i'm my mother on the phone.
That I don't get back from work until 1:30am and Clyde leaves at 6 in the morning for his.
Monday morning lectures.
Not having the words to say what I mean.
Girly girls who squeal.
Not being able to throw bad labels.
Still being asked for ID at pubs even though I turned 18 over ½ a year ago.
Getting up in the morni ng to turn the fire on.
Leaving Caíra at the créche when she's in a clingy mood.
Bland food.
Feeling fat.
People who stare, in a ‘thats got to be her sister' way.
Every man who ever used my mother.
When my mother eyes up my friends, and even worse, when they eye her back - freakish.
Washing up, because the water gets icky and grimey.
Metaphorical boxes and being put in them.
Lads who wont take no.
creikey a fair few there, and i always thought myself the easy going sort, ho hum
By Endora on Saturday, October 31, 1998 - 05:03 pm:
1) The heating system in my apartment (I have no control over it). I often go to bed in Siberia like temps and wake up in Sahara like ones because the !@#$%^&* heating system seems to get in gear at about 4 am. It's better than having no heat, but I get nosebleeds because the air gets so dry (even when I open the windows).
2) The fact that it gets dark so early. Fortunately, back in April I started working at a place w/windows, so I'll actually get to see the sun during the winter workweek (hooray!!!)
3) Blizzards
4) Having to dress warmly for outside, yet having to go into overheated homes, transportation, workplaces and shops
By Rebecca on Tuesday, November 3, 1998 - 01:45 am:
HUNTERS who have been reasoned with and still hunted (who had other food sources)
ANYONE who abused a weaker person
ANYONE who killed or abused an animal (except if they couldn't help it, for instance if a bug splats on your windshield- that's why we need to move underground!!!)
ANYONE who killed another person except in self-defense
and
ANYONE who destroys. J
By Celia Gardner on Wednesday, November 4, 1998 - 08:39 am:
* "down" escalators
* That crappy, insipid "soul" music where all of the band wear matching clothes and sing about how they'd like to make love to you, baby
* My old history teacher, Mr Whiting
* Men who tell me to "cheer up, love!"
* I agree w/Chas about The Verve
* The way my brother does not know when to shut up untill you hit him - which DOES NOT work
* Magazine articles that assume I am hetero. and have a boyfriend
* Couples who are ALWAYS together, holding hands and kissing in my line of vision, so I feel awkward
* Mags. that say things like "There's nothing worse than body hair"
* Of COURSE I hate prejudice and discrimination
* People who say bigoted things just to piss me off
By Laurel on Wednesday, November 4, 1998 - 08:30 pm:
By Anonymous on Wednesday, November 4, 1998 - 08:55 pm:
By Celia Gardner on Thursday, November 5, 1998 - 08:13 am:
* Journalist Julie Burchill
* Cut throat razors
* People who sing the wrong words to songs
* I hate Hanson too!
* The way some people worship famous people as if they are gods
* Famous/rich people who expect to be treated like gods
* People who shout out in class when the lesson was getting interesting
* 11 and 12 year olds who say "fuck" every other word and think they're shocking
By Lanya on Saturday, November 7, 1998 - 12:46 pm: