---Today I pee'd Standing up---
hmm..tad long i guess...it wasn't meant to be "gross..icky..eww" it was just really a riddle ramble of nothingness that i just happend to post fo no appearent reason except for that fact that i was proud to have prove them wrong... ever *glory* and all
So, ickygrrlgerms...... are you a lesbian? Why are you trying to be a guy? This is not meant as any sort of attack... I promise, but why even try to be one of the guys if you're not?
anonymous
YAY!!!!! Good *job* ickygrrlgerms!!! You showed those men a thing or two. I especially love my little victories in home room, when I beat all the guys in poker. I only have to cheat a few times, too!! This reminds me of the little song "anything you can do I can do better" etc. See, not only did you pee standing up, but you didn't spill or anything, which is a lot better then a lot of the guys I know can do. Congratulations! I've gotta try that one day. Then I'll come back here and answer your question.
i love that song - (Anytthing you can do I can do better).
Thank you Shampoo (ive never seen Ranma 1/2 but shampoo is quite the witch to draw..kinda similar to Lum in a way..or so I think..anyway) iSUCK at poker..but play a mean hand of go-fish or crazy 8's...so its probably good that they didn't challenge me to that. Yup beating the supposed "stronger" ones at something gives you a *speacial* satisfaction that you don't get normally. Like when i beat my boyfriend's ass in tekkenII or Dynasty Warriors with the khic fighter's while he's some hairy monsterous looking ape man, he whines "But your doing the same thing over and over!" or "Your Cornering me!Your Cornering me" they can't admit defeat..especially when its by a khic/girl.Babies!..sheesh..yet they are always saying how we whine and complain..
Hey! You know where my name is from? Coooool.... okay, I tried it (peeing standing up). Well actually I didn't try it, I attempted to try it but... question- what the hell do you do with your underwear? It's in the way! And so I couldn't really try it try it, cuz I like my underwear nice and dry.
thank you, Ickygrrlgerms!! i was having alousy day, but your happy little story has gone done and cheered me up. I am so proud of you!!! i always thought it was anatomicilly impossible for grrls to pee standing up, because i tried it once, and failed. But GOOD JOB!!!
ickygrrlgerms,I am saluting you right now!
i can pee standing up to WOOHOO!!!
I am laughing like a friggin hyena right now. Thank you girls for giving me such a good laugh today. I am gonna try that and tell everyone that I am just as good as guys are at peeing. I mean, how mad they will be!!! HahahahaHehehe!!!
NO FAIR!! I CAN'T DO IT!! melanie and ickygrrlgerms, how did you *do* it??
You lot are all sad!!!! Why the hell do you want to be blokes??! Shouldn't we celebrate the fact that we are girls?! 'Cos we get to paint our toe nails (o.k, so blokes can if they want to!.) Us girls should stick together!! (By the way, I'm NOT a feminist, before you say anything!!)
Why would anyone want to pee standing up anyway?!
I will not rest until I pee standing up!!!!!!! Okay I guess that's a little extreme, but I KNOW I'll be trying that someday. Maybe even today. One question though...
If we could pee the same way as guys, think of how convenient it could be! Plus, shorter lines to use the bathrooms!! Missed most of a Capitol Fourth concert w/Tony Bennett & part of a Kinks concert waiting on line :-{ My theory is we live longer to make up 4 the time we spend on bathroom lines :-) Curtailed fluid intake just so I could see all of a U2 concert! Only exception is when I go to Yankee stadium for baseball games, lines are shorter for women there!
Cool!! I've been trying to pee standing up, but then I'll realize that "hey! my underwear's in the way!" and I wont do it. How does it work? Anyone?
Check out www.mindspring/~charmglow/Forum1 for details, and links to technique!
I did it!!!!!! I can pee standing up!!! The URL for the instructions is: http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/7975/
I cant pee standing up!thats just being SILLY!!!!!!!! im slightly very drunk atthe moment so hey!well like hello why bother (trying to pee standing up that is) I dont want to be a bloke!Im quite happy as i amm icant spell aither,so if u want to like show this 2 your engllish taecher she/he can give mea z- +a dt,hey,arnt dt's great ok im ramballing now like bye type thingy
Check out the world's ONLY web site completely devoted to teaching women how to pee standing up without using funnels or other accessories:
To Shampoo: Here's the answer to your question regarding how to pee standing with your underwear on:
For those who find the concept of peeing while standing rather intriguing. Start thinking
so my little peeing standg up accomplisment has made folks wonder why i would want to in the first place or why am i trying to imitate the male sex? i figured it would...i just wanted to for the simple fact i wanted to and for some reason wanted to show my guy friends they were no better because of their longer appendages...i wouldn't trade in my more than small chest size and chunky hips in any day to become a guy...im perfectly fine with being a grrl in everyway...i just like an unusal task...something a little comlicated yet statisfying...no one says you should be able to pee standing up..so what if you can't...if ya can then good for ya...accomlishments are good...may24th weekend rambels..peeing standing will be come in handy this weekend when the only available washroom is behind some tree where the termites and other "creepy crawlies" make their home...my next feat will be peeing someones name in the snow...disgusting but what an artform to be able to experiement with...
Around 1987 I produced a radio story about a new invention to help women
Congratulations to all the girls who've
hello WHY! justWHY!
To Sarah and ickle girl: WHY NOT? Why not be able to do something that makes life easier? What's wrong with being capable?
Thanks Denise, I didn't know women could pee standing up but I tried it and it actually wasn't that hard.
Im capable,so u can just PISS OFF anonymous
I have long pubic hair, and the other day i pulled some accidently when trying out the technique. So much for bad luck...................
HEY ALL YOU GIRLS OUT THERE, I CAN PEE STANDING TOO, LIKE MY BROTHER !!
Congrats to ickygrrlgerms for accomplishing what we males do routinely. I do not believe she is a 'les' because she is able to pee standing up. Lots of gals just want to 'be one of the guys' or to rub our noses in something...gender wars of youth I suppose.
When standing up, doesn't one's pubic hair still get in the way of the stream ?
There is a whole web site devoted to nothing but teaching women how to pee standing up -- instructions, solutions to problems, frequently asked questions -- and it comes with a discussion forum. There is a current postings box and archives going back to November 1997. Check it out at http://www.mindspring.com/~charmglow/Forum1.html
Here's another web site with instruction for women on how they can pee standing up. http://www.altx.com/dd/mandie.html
How much pubic hair does Cheryl8888 has, that it will get in the way of the pee stream ?
Amazing...utterly amazing.
What exactly is "amazing"?
Peeing standing up is one thing. What are you going to do with it when you learn to do it? Am I going to be standing at the urinal, with a girl standing at the urinals on each side of me? Do you think you could use a urinal?
Seems to be a variety of opinions on whether peeing standing up like a guy is worth it or not. What would you like to know to help you decide? Any questions about using the men's room or urinals, or about guy's peeing may help make your mind up.
i went to this site and no offense, i laughed my head off! then i went the the midspring one and got a lesser kick outa that. i had no no no no idea that the Net had this on it!
Go girl iam proud to be the same sex as you
you are all major low-life's
What the H is low-life about bing able to go standing up, so I don't have to try to hover over some filthy porta potty or gas station restroom and get mess on me anyhow?
Tim I went in the boys bathroom in jr high school. You may pee standing up but everyone can watch you. We can pee in private. isn't that better?
Anonymous, when I'm in the guys bathroom, the last thing I'm concerned about is someone watching me pee. There is a sort of unwritten rule that you just don't watch. Almost every time I go in there, all the guys are looking straight ahead.. right at the wall. Plus, most urinals have dividers between them. Just my 2 cents worth.
Hmm..
Well, certainly we are all being silly now, aren't we?
Is it any less feminine to empty one's bladder standing than squatting? If it is easier, cleaner and faster, why should it ever be socially unacceptable, or even slightly embarassing?
From a Guy's point of view...just how exactly does a Gal do it? I mean Guys have, lets say for giggles "an extension" from their bodies that allows them to just unzip the front of their pants and pee. But wouldn't a Gal have to pull both her pants and panties down in order to pee? In which case it might be easier just to sit down to do it. Course I might be missing the whole point of this topic...and that is: "Gals can pee standing up just like Guys!! (with a little training. hehe!!)" But you know what, it's perfectly fine by me if a Gal wants to stand and pee, just as long as its ok for me to sit and pee if I want do as well. Normally there is always more than one way to do something in life, and as Human beings we must decide what choices work best for us.[P.S. I'd like to thank the Gal who thought up this topic.I've found it quite interesting!!] :))
Akane... why can't he just use hot water to wash his hands? ^_^ I don't think just a little bit of cold water will matter.
A girl once told me that the reason we hold on to our penises when we pee is because we have to squeeze it to get the pee out. If any of you girls have that idea, it's wrong. We are only holding it to aim it.
Hi Shampoo....How'd things come out?
who's Ramne? or Ramna? and what's all this about washing his hands to change sexes? [hey! did you know sexes is a palindrome!!???] how did things come out Shampoo? :)
*sigh*
People, people. Sitting down is sooooo much more comfy. I know, I know it's all about feminine empowerment etc etc etc but personally I wouldn't make a habit of it...
Lane: check out the conversation on "girl power, the thing the spice girls lack" over in "just plain talk III"
Congrat Shampoo, Nice try. See it didn't hurt and you didn't get bit. This is just the beginning because it doesn't just happen like magic for all grrls. Practice is the key word. Have you ever peed from a squatting position, say when camping, or have you ever hovered over a toilet, say when it was real dirty? If so that means you don't have to just sit. If you have never peed except while sitting on a standard toilet then try raising your butt after your pee starts to flow. Clearly you were suffering from the shy bladder syndrome. The thing to do is to start from a familiar position and slowly work your way up to the new position. Practice in the shower or tub and don't be concerned with aim at first. Only do it when you are nearly bursting to go. Start from a full squat and once the flow starts, raise your butt so it is higher than your head and your stream is shooting backwards. Next time, put your hands on your knees and push up so your torso is at a 45 degree angle before your stream quits. Keep playing with this until you get to the full, bent knees, leaning back, standing position before your pee stops. After you get used to this position then start experimenting with finger pressure to control the aim. Go ahead. This game can be interesting and even fun.
Lane G, sitting isn't comfy when the toilet seat is dirty.
Hey, hello,Im back again,and icant even be bothered to try to pee standing up, sitting downs way better, unless u r in a public loo or something, in which case it would be VERY disturbing, cause u would probably sit in piss or something not so luverly.Can any one tell me any rude websites (with naked blokes on them) cause im bored now, ok ,BYE
Hi, me again, rude web sites purlease. Are u shure u lot r sane.Girls were designed to pee sitting down, and isn't this taking the 'girls r as good as blokes' thang tooooo far. I mean equal rights n all, but purlease calm dowm u guys.
You don't have to do the male concept of urinating using the method of standing up. Nobody is forcing you to do that. But you could at least respect the fact that some girls find it intriguing to experiment new methods. Look at this way: if girls can stand up peeing, can guys pee sitting down? It doesn't exactly work that way. I may be incorrect but I seriously doubt that guys can accomplish the method of sitting down to pee because of our biological disparities.
One of the myths I'm trying to shatter with my web site (http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Gorge/1377/standing.html) is that "women can't pee standing because of their anatomy".
Just a thought: whether you belive in God or not, He created women first, toilet bowls later. Women were not designed for the bowl, the bowl was designed for us. How we use it is up to us! Sitting, standing, upside down. Whatever!!
Zooey, I liked many of the points which you raised, especially about respecting those girls who find it intriguing to experiment with new methods. Its those mavericks who may turn restrictive improprieties into new freedoms. I'm a guy and may therefore be able to provide some clarification about our anatomy and some of our pee styles. Yes guys can pee while sitting down and this is my preferred position since it is more comfortable and doesn't depend upon good aim which still results in splashing. Sitting can be done in the dark and allows the lower seat to remain down which most women think is thoughtful. I do this despite the fact that many guys think its unmasculine to sit while simply taking a pee. I see such a self-restriction as their loss.
Girls peeing standing is nothing strange! Country
Maybe we need a role model. Anyone know a well known person that can stand up for our potential abilities?
I volunteered to clean the bathrooms at school and many times girls would come in to check out the boys bathroom. They looked at the urinals and I said: "Feel free to use them!!!" So they pulled down their shorts and held their vaginas open and went to the bathroom in the urinals! I thought that was SO cool. The girls thought the urinals were cute, and they are really, made by Kohler.
Interesting contra-myth (if you can call it that) is that all males urinate standing. "I don't think so..."
Congratulations on peeing standing up, but who cares?
Hi, its Ickle Girl again, i wrote ages ago and started an argument. R U lot all American? Im english, an all this 'going to the bathroom ' is new to me, What exactly do u do in the bathroom, i mean, in England u 'go to the toilet' or 'have a piss' in Coventry speak.
Ickle Grrl, it's pee-ing. PEE!!!!! IT IS PEE!!!! who the hell cares how you do it!? YOU are some sad individual who has nothing better to do then go on nrrdgrrl and bug people about how they want to pee. Learning to pee standing up isn't that unimportant. Once you got the technique, you can pee anywhere you need to. Take me for instance, I can't pee standing up because for some reason it's not working for me (see post above). If I could pee standing up it would save me a lot of bother. There aren't toilets everywhere. Obviously you are a city girl who has a sit down toilet everywhere she goes. Good, if you don't want to pee standing up, then don't. It's your decision. But peeing standing up isn't illegal, and it's not *that* farfetched. The Japanese pee standing up into a little bowl type thing sunken into the floor. I can't use those cuz of "shy bladder syndrome" (see above) that I haven't worked over yet.
well put shampoo, peeing satnding up is alot more convienent, keep trying, I'm sure you'll get it.
Hee hee... I have my own cheerleading squad...!! Kinda funny seeing as what they're cheering me on for!
Cheerleaders have cheered for dumber things before.
Excuse me.
That is soooo cool that you pee standing up like a boy. Anyone ever go into a boys restroom and use one of their urinals????? That would be the bomb.
do u guys know how stupid u sound "oh wow i peeded standing up" you people make us girls sound bad. what would even make u wanna try it
u need to LEARN TO SPELL!
Shampoo: you mentioned hovering over toilet seats. There's Anonymous' answer for why girls might want to pee standing up. Sad to say, public restrooms are often just not that clean! Also some women want to do it because they're outdoors a lot and they don't want to squat and get poison ivy or something in a VERY uncomfortable place. It is often a matter of what seems the most practical and it has nothing to do with sexuality, geez.
exactly. it's pee. i don't know why everyone is getting so worked up over "why would you want to do that!" when it's PEE!!!
We all need funels like TANK GIRL...
No, if women learn the proper technique they don't need funnels or anything.
What is with all the paranoia about sitting on public toilet seats? You can't catch anything from a toilet seat!!! No one has any fears about sharing the same air with a roomful of people and when you get sick (with colds, the flu, dozens of other illnesses) that is how it is transmitted! Through the AIR!!! There is no danger in sitting on a seat even if you're sitting in some one else's piss!!!
pottygirl, sitting in someone elses piss is disgusting. i don't care if you think you cant catch anything from it, i wouldn't want to sit in someone elses pee!! and yes i'm sure you can catch sicknesses from other peoples pee. if not. then why does everyone wash their hands to prevent the spread of germs?
you are shampoo? you go girl, one of these days you'll be able to do it better than me.
Shampoo, I thought I would get off on another topic briefly to address a interesting question you just had. You said "...why does everyone wash their hands to prevent the spread of germs?" First I should mention that vast populations in the world do not wash their hands immediately after peeing and they don't drop like flies. What you are witnessing is largely a unquestioned custom which has some preventative disease basis. Its similar to the unquestioned custom which prevents many grrls from even THINKING of peeing from a standing position. I believe that the hand washing custom is intended to deal primarily with the problem of fecal bacteria transmission and STD transmission. It has almost nothing to do with urine. Very few people, who perform the ritual, ever question the practice or look into the statistics behind its recommendation.
okay... but still, toilet seats can get reeeeeally yucky, and even if it wont kill me or make me sick, i still wouldn't want to sit on some of those. it's just a matter of feeling clean.
Well, I don't know, I just always liked sitting on toilet seats. I like the one I have at home, I like the ones we have at school. The janitors at our school keep them clean. I sit there during my whole study hall period and read or masturbate. When I really want to stand up to piss, I run into the boys room and use one of the urinals. The boys bathroom is cleaner than the girls.
Well, I don't know, I just always liked sitting on toilet seats. I like the one I have at home, I like the ones we have at school. The janitors at our school keep them clean. I sit there during my whole study hall period and read or masturbate. When I really want to stand up to piss, I run into the boys room and use one of the urinals. The boys bathroom is cleaner than the girls.
I'm a guy and think it's cool if girls want to pee standing up. One thing I notice is that a lot of girls are shy about making tinkle noises in the bathroom. Many times when I had girls over to my house I went into the bathroom, not closing the door tightly, and I made LOUD tinkle noises. When I came out of the bathroom, the girls were giggling about it. When THEY go to the bathroom they shut the door tightly and are a little embarassed about their own tinkling noises.
ok shampoo lets get one thing staight i did call u "wierd or stupid" from Aug. 9th but if you say sitting on toliet seats w/ pee or what ever is gross maybe i think peeing standing up is gross i am aloud to have my own opion, right or am i wrong ? tell me that one ok????? How old r u any way
okay anonymous, but you don't see me calling you quire because you don't. you can have your own oppinion, i'm not saying you can't, but can't you have an oppinion without calling other people names? it would have been a lot easier to say "i don't understand this whole peeing standing up craze, here are the reasons why... blah blah blah" instead of "you're quire". end of story.
Shampoo
There are a lot of practical reasons for standing to pee. Don't let "socially conditioned" women or men try to convince you that this method of relieving yourself is reserved for men only. It just isn't true. What you do in the privacy of your own bathroom is YOUR business, and no one should be telling you what you are (or are not) allowed to do in there. As long as you leave the toilet in the same condition you found it, why should they care?
Good Lord, Shampoo...
I'm a guy, and I'm curious about a couple of things:
To Anonymous (of Sept. 3rd)
Hold up. Mr Anonymous (Sept 3rd), a thought - whatever girls standing up has going for it, ease is hardly one of the benefits.
Oh, Phi (a Girl)l! Oh, Chandler! Such hostility! I'm just trying to understand your side of things. Can't guys ask women these things without getting attacked? I was just curious about a couple of things. Can anybody out there answer me without attacking me personally, and without assuming I'm attacking them? By the way, I KNOW, it's not very easy (although there a couple of web forums run by women which claim it isn't -- see earlier in this posting list) for a woman and I KNOW society expects it, but that isn't what I was asking. I was asking 1) why any women wonder why anyone would want to stand, since if (!) one can do it easily it seems so much easier, and 2) why so few women seem even to be curious about something that must be mysterious to them. That's all.
By Toby (a boy). To Mr. Anonymous (Sept. 3rd. You should try to be a bit more aware that some of the questions you asked and statements you made demonstrated a certain lack of sensitivity. First it seemed obvious that you were already completely convinced that standing to pee was far superior to sitting. Many girls are quite comfortable with who they are and feel no desire to challenge that image. They may not feel any desire to try to emulate others who have totally convinced themselves that standing to pee is somehow superior. Let's switch the tables here a bit and test your level of curiosity. Have you in the past attempted to pee like a girl? Did you tuck your penis between your legs and then pee down while in the hover position or backwards while bending forward? Do you use these positions as an alternative to the standing position? Consider that, given a multitude of factors, peeing from a standing position for many girls is just as inconvenient for them as is the aiming your penis backwards is for you. Oh! Your statement that the majority of guys choose to stand up is based upon the culture which you are surrounded by. This is not the case with all cultures. I frequently sit when I pee, partly because I don't need to be concerned about accurate directional control from beginning to end. Try to also be respectful of the fact that not all girls will find peeing from a standing position to be reasonable, even after trying and practicing it. After all, not all guys penises are designed to generate a nice narrow stream that always behaves consistently. Remember that the "natural" penis does not look like most penises in U.S. society. Its sometimes difficult for us to visualize that the truly natural penis has an intact foreskin.
I'm a boy and I sit quite often to pee, but it's fun for a girl to pee standing I would love to pee side by side with a girl in the boys restroom
I'm a guy and I sit to pee except when I'm going in a urinal in the boys room. I am shy about making loud tinkle noises when I stand. A lot of girls are shy about making tinkle noises also.
Pee standing up or not, there will always remain a difference.
"Mommy, WOW! I'm a big" grrl now! I felt like screaming from the top of my lungs after accomplishing what my boyfriend said was the impossiable.
Then again a lot of the things i do, he and his friends deem impossiable, but i love my chance to prove them wrong."Hanging" with a mostly male populated clique, i'm thought of as the last one to do something or to master a new skill, which is just a nasty rumor because honestly i catch onto things quite quickly.
My latest aniciation in to become a member or a semi-member of the prominent and supposedly superior male club was to show that i could pee standing up. I had already shown my talents in: yelling at the ref,'s on t.v durning the big game when he made a lousy call, burping in public, minor cat calls at a pin up of pamela lee, and scratching for pleasure and not because im itchy.
So i thought of myself as a shoe in, I mean how hard could peeing standing up be?
Well, i don't know if you've to be a mathematic genius in order to do it but my confrontation with the "john" wasn't an easy one, or not as easy as i had anticipated it to be.
On a Sunday the guys and i went to a local mall to use the public feacilities so that any mess would be cleaned by paid professionals...seeing as this was my day off from being the neighbourhood housewife and all.
They pointed me to the urinals and said "okay show us your stuff". (Mind you I cut out the degrading senseless immaturetity of adolescent boys ) Well now it was time for me to prove my standings in this world...to prove i could play their game and that maybe i could possiably even play it better.
I walked confidently up to the middle urinal as to give the judge (a female friend im not smart enough to let a boy watch) a good or decent enough view, she needn't see EVERYTHING! Now...hmm..what to do first? How to aim it in the right place so that i didn't leave a disgusting trail a long the floor or down my leg?Do I cock my leg or do i squat, i thought thinking back on numerous camping trips.
Gee, I just didn't know i could quite figure out the best way to stand. I wondered if guy's thought the same thing, but they probably didn't...most people don't think to much or of anything of importance when their about to use the washroom.
The guys were getting anxious and tired of waiting, so i claimed to have a nervous bladder so that i could give myself more time to think. Ideas were comming in and out..to bad they were of how i was going to explain a mess on the floor to the janitor or for that matter what i was doing in the male washroom.
I should just do it and have it over with and not think to much about it. They say if you think to much about a situation that itll prolong it and make it worse, so i didn't want that. Not really knowing what the hell i was doing i preped myself to do "the business" leaned back closed my eyes, hoped for the best and "let 'er rip".
I think three seconds passed before my friend finally screamed, "She did it!!!". I opened my eyes slow as to not shock myself, rearranged my thoughts, self and other things and looked down. She was right i had done it. WOW! *doing one of the stupid little happy at the minute dances to the tune of "We Are the champions" that played instantly in my head* I did it. The guy's didn't believe us and had to look for themselves.
The evidence was still there and there jaws kind of dropped or i like to think they dropped in amazement (who are they to say they didn't my word against theirs). i was now a semi-member of the male club..Neener neener i ain't got no weener and i can pee standing up and get it all in! My victory was sweet and well rubbed in...What a liberation...i was pleased with myself...and proud to say to anyone "I can pee standing up. Can you?".
--ickygrrlgerms--
"she's the girl who aches to do it better"
By Still_ever_icky on Thursday, March 12, 1998 - 11:55 pm:
By Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 1998 - 12:54 am:
Congrats, by the way, on peeing standing up, I don't think I could do that!
By Ickygrrlgerms on Friday, March 13, 1998 - 07:02 pm:
i always figured id make a great guy type so i figured why not try and see if i could succeed doing something that guys are only supposed to do.
i don't know really now when i really really think about it that id want to be of the opposite sex..something just turns one off when you think of the ego one could get if to boldy beautiful or fish egg smart...i dunno exactly what i saying..in all honesty this probably has no relevance to what you even said...although im not a lesbian..just proud to be able to pee standing up..but its not an everdday thing..takes to dog damn long really..they've the luck there i guess..hmm..just outta curiousity..why figure im a lesbian?did i suggest it? i wouldn't be suprised if i did..anyhow i havent anything else to continue with
--ickygrrlgerms--
you dont want it you just need it
By Shampoo on Saturday, March 14, 1998 - 01:39 am:
By Keely on Saturday, March 14, 1998 - 06:49 pm:
Anyway
Peeing standing up is quite a feat- I've tried it and peed all over my leg. You know there are now these funnel things on the market made for women to be able to pee standing up when camping.
By Ickygrrlgerms on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 12:45 am:
its pretty much the same when their sick..i don't think ive actually come across a real fully grown up male..cause they're all as much the kid they were when someone stole their G.I. Joe and they cried all the way home..(for some reason this all seems to be off track..hmm)
i dunno why guys always seem to make a mess..they with help have a perfect aim unlie us..yet we seem to be able to do it better so far..maybe they're better at putting lipstick one with their breast's than molly ringwald(?)..
i just like being able to rub it in when they start they're trash talking or "ooh your a girl..what do you know".i.m.a.t.u.r.i.t.y."girls are from venus they've no need for a penis"..ha anyhow
--ickygrrlgerms--
"so thats what makes lil'boys run faster!
a stick shift and ball bearings too!"
By Shampoo on Thursday, March 19, 1998 - 01:55 am:
It's fun beating boys at their own game. I love how pissed they get - their faces go all red and they start swearing at you. It's so funny!
Men when their sick... holy i can't believe how pathetic they act!! "i've got a cold so now i can't do anything for myself - you have to do it all for me". WHATEVER!! Not lazy enough when you're healthy, you have to make up for it when you're sick?
Oh yah, and Ranma 1/2 is pretty similar to Lum cuz it's by the same person, Rumiko Takahashi. I only saw one ephisode of it (lum), and didn't like it. Maybe I should give it another chance or something.
-Shampoo
By Anonymous on Tuesday, April 7, 1998 - 02:49 pm:
By SQQUID on Wednesday, April 8, 1998 - 09:34 pm:
Just thought I'd let you know.Okay,bye and congradulations!
P.S.-I think I'm gonna try that sometime...:^)
By Melanie152hotmail.com on Sunday, April 19, 1998 - 07:21 am:
By Chav on Tuesday, May 5, 1998 - 03:04 pm:
By Shampoo on Thursday, May 7, 1998 - 12:20 am:
By Girl on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 09:59 am:
By Sassy on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 10:02 am:
By Violet on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 05:03 pm:
does this amazing feat only work at urinals or also at regular toilets???
Girl~~~ I don't know about anyone else but for me it wouldn't be about wanting to be a guy (TRUST ME, I wouldn't go to the "other side" I luv being a girl) It would be about trying something new and knowing that sticking together with the girls doesn't mean that you're not allowed to do something (whether it be peeing standing up or ANYTHING else)
By Lee on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 08:36 pm:
Back in college, I had to write an essay on Freud's Penis Envy theory. I wrote a whole serious essay on how women merely envied the power men had, not the actual body part. Then added a P.S. that the only time I'd ever personally experienced penis envy was on long bathroom lines.
I started my first post educational work experience around the time of the Anita Hill hearings. One happy hour, I was hanging out in the Financial District/NYC & the place had one room, but different men & women's stalls. Guys line was much shorter, so we took over that stall "in the name of Anita Hill" :-)
By Shampoo on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 12:52 am:
By Anonymous on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 09:31 am:
By Ayelet on Monday, May 11, 1998 - 11:17 pm:
By Ikle girl pissed (in more ways than 1) on Tuesday, May 12, 1998 - 04:30 pm:
By Denise on Thursday, May 14, 1998 - 05:45 pm:
Main site:
http://www.mindspring.com/~charmglow2/standing.html
Mirror sites:
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Gorge/1377/standing.html
http://members.tripod.com/~Charmglow/standing.html
By Denise on Thursday, May 14, 1998 - 05:54 pm:
I will assume you are right-handed for this tip, but if you are left handed, just do the opposite of what I say:
Before doing anything make sure you've got some tissue in your right hand. Separate the labia with your left hand and move the panty out of the way with the right hand. (Hold a little tissue in your right hand while you are holding the panty to one side.)
Once the stream has finished, let the index finger of your left hand do the work of holding the panty to one side, and use your right hand to wipe. Then release the panty and you're done!
If this procedure feels uncomfortable, try it using the opposite hands. (right hand separating the labia, etc.)
Best wishes,
- Denise
By Anonymous on Friday, May 15, 1998 - 01:37 am:
like when you were a child and you experimented
without beeing inhibited by value judgements such
as this means that you want to be a guy.
Experiment first in the shower, or tub where you
don't have to worry about proper aim or making a
mess.
Drop that idea that its not proper to hold and and
aim your lips while peeing.
Finally, all of you stop saying, I may try it sometime. The time is ripe now,
and what or who can you hurt by trying?
By Ickygrrlgerms on Friday, May 15, 1998 - 01:24 pm:
ickygrrlgerms
keeps a bald peacock for a pet
By Wings on Sunday, May 17, 1998 - 10:09 pm:
pee standing up. It was called Le Funnelle, and it was invented by a German
woman who came up with a special paper for the little funnell, so that it
would not collapse when you peed in it but would biodegrade later. I
tried it myself, and it did work, but there were only 2 little sheets of
toilet paper enclosed with it -- would have been better to have more. I don't
know if that product is still on the market. The idea was that when you
travel you don't want to sit on a dirty toilet seat.
I've also seen a plastic device
that you could pee through to direct the stream -- but of course one would
want to rinse it off, which might not be convenient. My favorite gadget
idea was to have one that you could pee into and direct the stream to
go up and then down, for peeing out a car window while seated in the
car.
Another good reason for peeing standing up is to put out a fire. I'm
wondering if a female would have to stand too close to the fire to do
this effectively.
By Susie on Thursday, May 21, 1998 - 08:37 am:
mastered the art of peeing standing up. I
haven't had the guts to try yet but it would be
brilliant to be able to casually go behind a tree
like the boys do, without having to pull
panties down and squat.
By Sarah and ickle girl not so pissed now on Thursday, May 21, 1998 - 09:47 am:
By Anonymous on Thursday, May 21, 1998 - 04:50 pm:
By Anonymous on Thursday, May 21, 1998 - 08:20 pm:
By Ickle girl (Sarahs not here right now) on Saturday, May 23, 1998 - 09:37 am:
By Anonymous on Sunday, May 24, 1998 - 12:05 am:
By SHARON STONE on Sunday, May 24, 1998 - 02:33 am:
FOR THOSE WHO THINK THAT PULLING THE LABIA'S A SIN, TIME TO CATCH UP WITH TIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DROP THOSE ANCIENT BELIEFS THAT GIRLS CAN ONLY TOUCH THE LABIA WHILE WIPING !!!!!!!
By NOT an English teacher on Wednesday, May 27, 1998 - 08:18 pm:
Your next challenge, ickygrrlgerms, and most of the other posters, is to take and pass a simple 6th grade English course.
By Cheryl8888 on Thursday, May 28, 1998 - 02:31 pm:
By Anonymous on Thursday, May 28, 1998 - 06:31 pm:
By Anonymous on Thursday, May 28, 1998 - 06:46 pm:
By Anonymous on Friday, May 29, 1998 - 10:03 pm:
By Wowed on Sunday, May 31, 1998 - 01:49 am:
By Laurel on Sunday, May 31, 1998 - 05:17 pm:
By Tim on Tuesday, June 2, 1998 - 07:19 am:
By Tim on Tuesday, June 2, 1998 - 09:59 am:
By HappyFace on Wednesday, June 3, 1998 - 02:37 pm:
http://www.altx.com/dd/mandie.html
By Anonymous on Friday, June 5, 1998 - 01:44 pm:
By Anonymous on Friday, June 5, 1998 - 03:53 pm:
have you nothing else to do
By Pokey on Saturday, June 6, 1998 - 09:46 am:
By Anonymous on Saturday, June 6, 1998 - 04:21 pm:
By Steve on Monday, June 8, 1998 - 06:10 am:
By Neeeek on Wednesday, June 17, 1998 - 08:03 am:
I'm a guy and I found a link to this page from the Mindspring site. I think pissing while standing is a damn good idea and has to be better than mucking around cleaning toilet seats and sitting.
So yeah, good on yous for trying it!!! (I still haven't found a girl nice enough to show me a demonstration though)
By Akane on Friday, June 19, 1998 - 01:09 pm:
Now, I am thinking of challenging the guys to pee while sitting down... Can they do it?
Guess only Ranma would be able to do both!
BTW, I wonder what Ranma does when he goes to the restroom... If he washes his hands, would that turn her into a girl?
By Tippi on Friday, June 19, 1998 - 09:58 pm:
By Blue-Eyes on Saturday, June 20, 1998 - 12:29 am:
By Shampoo on Monday, June 22, 1998 - 05:05 pm:
Anywayz, I still haven't tried peeing standing up... hey, no time like the present! I've gotta go anywayz!!
-shampoo
By Anonymous on Tuesday, June 23, 1998 - 03:46 am:
By Anonymous on Tuesday, June 23, 1998 - 04:39 pm:
Anon
By HappyFace on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 11:13 am:
By Shampoo on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 08:24 pm:
It's harder then it looks! I tried it, I really did, but for some reason, I can't "pee on command". I've spent 16 years training myself to go only when I'm sitting down, I can't go any other time, especially when standing up!! I don't know how!!! Anyone else have this problem??
Oh, and Happyface, me and Akane's names both come from the same anime, called Ranma 1/2. He's this guy who fell in this cursed pool and now whenever he's splashed with cold water he turns into a girl, hot water changes him back.
By Lane G on Friday, June 26, 1998 - 07:39 am:
Congrats by the way, have a major large brownie (or should I say Scout) point for your superfluously cool achievement.
P.S The Spice Girls are crap, I sooooo HAD to say that.
By Shampoo on Friday, June 26, 1998 - 03:53 pm:
-shampoo
By Anonymous on Saturday, June 27, 1998 - 03:06 am:
Explorer
By Laurel on Saturday, June 27, 1998 - 03:22 pm:
By Ickle girl( I wrote ages ago gave some anonymous dick some abuse) on Monday, June 29, 1998 - 03:20 pm:
By Ickle grrl on Monday, June 29, 1998 - 03:36 pm:
oh, and Cheryl888, try tying it up in a pony tail, bun or french braid.
-No, only joking, a butterfly grip might be better, or is that just being reallllly silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See ya luvvies, an' try not to get tooooo much piss on the carpet.
luv Ickle Girl (yet AGAIN )
P.S I really am gonna piss off now, and NOOOOOOOO, thats NOT standing up!!!!!!
(potential boyfriends please leave a message on this page)
By Zooey on Tuesday, June 30, 1998 - 03:34 am:
I have never pissed on the carpet and that is because so far, the method has proved to be unanimously successful to me. In simpler words, I don't miss, okay? So don't jump to sketchy conclusions and generalize what were we girls designed FOR. it's what we have been taught. can you comprehend the distinct difference?
Transforming your message into some sophomoric, desperate love advertisement is extremely mature and civilized. That's besides the topic.
By Denise on Tuesday, June 30, 1998 - 01:14 pm:
Most women CAN pee standing if they want to without making a mess. They just need to learn the proper technique.
As to whether it's "lady-like" to pee standing, or "masculine" for men to pee sitting, that is a whole different matter altogether.
Most people are just "sheep" and do what society tells them to do without questioning why.
What IS and IS NOT considered "lady-like" changes every year. It used to be that wearing jeans or getting an education was not lady-like either. Eventually, some crazy women decided to be pioneers by wearing pants and insisting on an education. Common sense finally prevailed.
The people who are crazy enough to question society's rules are the ones who change the world.
By Shampoo on Wednesday, July 1, 1998 - 02:38 am:
Who cares if it makes sense or not? Who cares if it's not "ladylike"? It's PEEING, remember??? PEEING!!! This isn't a ceremony or ritual, it's PEEING!!
For all the people who made fun of us and asked if we were lesbians or why we wanted to be like men: It's pee. It takes 5 minutes. Why do you *care*?
By Toby63b on Wednesday, July 1, 1998 - 04:19 am:
Now to the comment about the so-called "biological disparities." and the doubt that this may hinder a guys ability to pee from a sitting position. The normal state of the mature male's penis is flaccid and hanging down. His internal anatomy is designed to make it quite difficult to produce a flow with a partial erection. If a naked guy stands with his legs spread and pees without holding his penis, his stream is likely to go nearly straight down and form a puddle between his legs. In some cases his stream may go off to one side and run down a leg. Does this sound familiar? When sitting on a toilet, his flaccid penis will send a stream nearly straight down that will hit the water only a few inches in front of where a girls stream would hit.
Thanks for pointing out that you handle the standing position with ease and that its not an unnatural position that requires much effort. Many of us hate to think that we are constrained in some ways due to our social conditioning, especially when we think of ourselves as so very liberated. Most of us have been immersed in modern western cultures where peeing has been associated with standard toilets since we were infants. Some of us need to be reminded that a large portion of the world's population rarely makes use of standard toilets and there are several other pee techniques that are used well beyond our borders and our protected sensibilities. My guess is that many modern women restrict the places they go and the activities they get involved in (for example camping), at least partly due to a lack of modern toilet facilities in some locations.
To change the subject a bit, some grrls have commented on how funny guy's penises look and some guys should be reminded of this. I fully agree. The artist that designed it, must of had a pretty weird sense of humor.
By Anonymous on Thursday, July 2, 1998 - 11:44 am:
women all over Asia,Africa,South America and Southern Europe have peed while standing since the dawn of man. They tell their doughters the
method described at www.mindspring.com/~charmglow2
/standing.html as soon as they can walk! There are more women in the world peeing standing than there are women peeing sitting and thatīs a fact!
By Twinkle on Thursday, July 2, 1998 - 06:13 pm:
By Pottyboy on Wednesday, July 8, 1998 - 12:57 pm:
By Anonymous on Wednesday, July 8, 1998 - 04:01 pm:
By Katie on Tuesday, July 28, 1998 - 02:58 pm:
By Ickle girl (Its a wind up u sad trannie dicks) on Thursday, July 30, 1998 - 01:53 pm:
And Zooey, i was taking the piss (or rather mickey, whatever dosent offend people)With my 'love ad' You dont seriously think anyone with half a life would do that do you? and what is sophomoric? As i've said, I'm not american, so i dont know ure slang.
Why do u all take this sooo seriousley, i mean, can't a girl have a good laugh at sad morons like, who have nothing else 2 do other than practise pissing standing up INCASE they need 2 go camping? Imean, CAMPING, what fun!, that just proves how sad u all r.I mean u dont even get hairdryers when u go camping.
Any way, being american, im surpised that some sad individual hasn't invented clip on penis' for Girls who want to be Guys, or something.
Gotta go now then.(not to 'the Bathroom')
Luv Ickle grrl
By Shampoo on Friday, July 31, 1998 - 01:29 am:
So lemme ask you this: what do you have against trying new things? If peeing standing up is easier, than let's do it. The technique we use to pee does not determine our gender. What's "down there" does, remember?
By Puck on Monday, August 3, 1998 - 05:06 pm:
By Shampoo on Wednesday, August 5, 1998 - 03:47 am:
OKAY! I will try again!! ^_^
By Ranma on Wednesday, August 5, 1998 - 08:00 pm:
By ZoOeY on Wednesday, August 5, 1998 - 08:43 pm:
Shampoo can do anything as well
as she damn pleases and if you
don't like the concept of peein'
standin' up, then please try to
respect it at least.
By Susie on Friday, August 7, 1998 - 09:20 pm:
By Anonymous on Sunday, August 9, 1998 - 05:45 pm:
u guys are QUIRE!!!!
By Shampoo on Sunday, August 9, 1998 - 08:26 pm:
dammit, this forum is getting so annoying. prissy little girly girls come in here and say the exact same thing over and over again "you all have no life" or "why do you want to be men" and even the oh so highly intellectual "u guys are QUIRE" comment that our brilliant little friend anonymous gave.
I have one thing to say to you girls who have nothing better to do then come on here and condemn us for doing (or trying to do) something that is none of your business? it's one thing to have a conflicting oppinion, but it's another to say something DUMB like "you're stupid" (reliving our elementary school years, are we?) without giving any valid points on why exactly we are stupid!
illiterate anonymous: you never gave one reason as to why peeing standing up is so taboo. how old are you? 7? just because we want to try something new doesn't mean we're "QUIRE".
the next time one of you wants to condemn us for trying to pee standing up (oh my god it's a sin!!!) i'm not going to listen to you unless you have some medical or psychological facts for why peeing standing up is so terribly wrong that it makes us all "QUIRE".
have fun sitting, girls!! have fun waiting in long line ups and hovering over toilet seats.
By Laurel on Monday, August 10, 1998 - 02:40 pm:
By Shampoo on Monday, August 10, 1998 - 04:19 pm:
By Wominist on Monday, August 10, 1998 - 07:36 pm:
By Laurel on Tuesday, August 11, 1998 - 11:26 am:
By PottyGirl on Wednesday, August 12, 1998 - 03:19 pm:
By Shampoo on Wednesday, August 12, 1998 - 03:40 pm:
besides, that's not the only reason for peeing standing up. it's easier and it's more convient. I think the biggest reason I want to be able to pee standing up is because I *can't* do it, and that just makes me want to do it even more. It's about learning something new and challenging!! I want to learn how to do it because the thought that there's something so "trivial" out there that I cannot do bugs me. so what? I want to pee standing up, let me pee standing up!!
-shampoo
ps: i am making very good progress.
By Ranma on Wednesday, August 12, 1998 - 07:13 pm:
By Anonymous on Thursday, August 13, 1998 - 11:57 pm:
Another reason people wash their hands after peeing is because it is socially expected of them and they may be criticized if they don't. Some people, who are thoroughly steeped in the hand washing ritual, will avoid going on hiking or camping trips because they can't wash after each pee. I find this to be very sad. I also believe the concept that we have to wash after touching that portion of the body has left many people with the feeling that that portion of their bodies is disgustingly dirty. Such a skewed early self-image can have profound effects as a child matures.
In any case, I'm so glad to hear that you haven't given up trying the standing technique and that you have experienced some good progress. Check out the August 11 and 14 posting of Boise woman at
http://www.mindspring.com/~charmglow/Forum1.html
Apparently, she and her family have all found it quite natural.
By Shampoo on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 03:14 am:
also, i read in a magazine that a lot of people were getting sick and they traced it to this guy who worked in a donut shop and never washed his hands after peeing.
and i think we all remember "poppy" from seinfeld?
By PottyGirl on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 02:32 pm:
By PottyGirl on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 02:32 pm:
By Don on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 04:49 pm:
Anybody know why this is so?
Love you all.
By Anonymous on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 07:28 pm:
and right now i am not being mean just asking a question that i asked before,what made you try it?????????
By Shampoo on Saturday, August 15, 1998 - 03:49 am:
i'm not saying your oppinions are wrong, i'm saying the way you choose to express them are. and i'm 16, why does it make any difference?
why did i try to pee standing? i dunno, no real *reason*. ickygrrlgerms did it, i wanted to know if i could do it, too. and when i realized that i couldn't, i decided i wouldn't rest until i got it. for me it's not a matter of convenience, but a matter of "this is the obstacle, how am i going to overcome it?" and yes i know that it sounds weird for me to say this about pee, but i don't like to give up easily. besides, it would be so cool to be able to say "yes, i can pee standing up".
By Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 1998 - 03:41 pm:
ok got ya now and the only reason i called you quire because around where i live everybody says that allthe time!!, and i 'm just soooooooo used to it
By Denise on Saturday, August 15, 1998 - 05:40 pm:
Once you've learned the skill, you'll probably find yourself peeing that way more than you ever thought you would.
You may find, like me, that sitting down to pee will seem like a waste of time, sort of like taking a bath versus taking a shower. (Nice when you want to rest, but not when you're in a hurry to do something else)
If any of you are having problems mastering the standing to pee technique, check out the "Problems & Solutions" page:
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Gorge/1377/problems.html
By Phil (a girl) on Thursday, August 27, 1998 - 10:55 am:
Only 16? You come across as far, far more mature than that. And (gulp) good luck with your... quest. Which is not one I would ever feel a need to emulate, although that is entirely beside the point.
While I am here, may I say how much I hate all this "R" for "are" and "U" for "you". The English language is beautiful and deserves a little respect. Please don't imagine that I wish to start an argument - I'm sure the instinctive impression wrenched from the gut and haphazardly typed has its own beauty. Just not one I fancy much.
Not a terribly grrl orientated posting, but nevertheless my love to you all.
And Shampoo?...
...(ahem) You go, girl!
By Anonymous on Thursday, September 3, 1998 - 09:13 pm:
1) For a guy, it's so obviously quicker and easier to pee standing up (no pulling down of pants and underwear, just opening a zipper; no going through the process of sitting down and then standing back up; no pulling your pants back up and tucking in your shirt and fastening your belt, no fooling around with toilet stall doors, etc.) that it's a wonder to me why so many women seem to think that sitting is so preferable. Most women think that they must sit down to pee and never see anyone stand up and never think to try it, so you wouldn't expect very many to give it much thought, I suppose. (Do a lot of you think about it but never try it?) But guys both stand up and sit down, so they know what both ways are like, and the vast majority of them almost always choose to stand up. So you gals who think it's weird to want to stand should think about that point, i.e., the sex which can do it either way (men) choose to stand. Tends to suggest that those who have a choice find standing better. Why wouldn't you choose to also if someone could show you how? Even if it was faster and more convenient, you still wouldn't because "it's not ladylike" or sitting is more "comfy?" This is so strange to me. For those of you women committed to sitting no matter what, why are you so committed?
2) And another question: Aren't you at all curious? While sitting there peeing, do you never wonder what it would be like to stand -- surely you know guys do every day -- and think it would be neat to try? (Like Shampoo?)
The gals who are committed to peeing seem to be the vast majority and are well within their rights to sit all their life if they want to, but I just wonder why they are so resistant to the idea and why they seem to have no curiosity about it. Enlighten me, gals!
For those women who have now mastered standing up, when do you stand and when do you sit? Do you never sit anymore to pee, or do you have times you never stand and times you never sit?
By Chandler on Thursday, September 3, 1998 - 09:46 pm:
You think it's strange that many of women prefer to pee sitting even though standing is easier?
Basically I pee sitting because our society expects me to.
Now before you call me "socially-conditioned", consider yourself. You could easily pee in the sink right? Urine is sterile, so spreading bacteria is not a problem.
Yet, even though it would be easy for you to pee in the sink, I doubt you would do it because society would not approve of that behavior.
So you see, we're both sheep.
By Phil (a girl) on Friday, September 4, 1998 - 11:29 am:
I say to you: tights (pantyhose, whatever - I'm British).
I say to you: bits on the front of you are equivalent to bits in between my legs - my natural aim is straight down. This can (apparently) be mastered, but it's still got to be a pain in the arse.
My (albeit limited) real-life experience of men who post to women's internet discussion groups is that - whisper it! - they don't get out much. So why not exploit all that spare time you have in lieu of a social life and think before you post?
Au revoir, all.
By Anonymous on Friday, September 4, 1998 - 04:40 pm:
Yeah, Chandler, your experince with men who post to women's sities must be pretty limited, since I posed my question on one of only a few nights I have NOT had out lately (I needed the peace and quiet for a change). Besides, saying I must not have a life because I post to a group while YOU are posting to the same group is a little hypocritical. And how do expect men to understand women if the men aren't invited to read along and ask questions?
Anyway, can anyone out there give me a friendly and reasoned answer without the uninformed insults? I'd respect and appreciate it!
By Toby63byahoo.com on Saturday, September 5, 1998 - 09:22 am:
Chandler. I liked your analogy about peeing in the sink. Actually, my sinks are still rather high but its sometimes fun to get up on them and act naughty. - Toby63b@yahoo.com
By Donny on Sunday, September 6, 1998 - 01:57 pm:
By Donny on Sunday, September 6, 1998 - 04:28 pm:
Who else on here is shy about making tinkle noises?
By Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 1998 - 03:06 pm:
It can best be explained in this little 2 part rhyme between a man and a woman:
Woman: 3 and 3 is 6 and 3 is nine, I can tell the length of yours but you can't tell the depth of mine.
Man: 3 and 3 is 6 and 3 is nine, I can piss in yours but you can't piss in mine.
OK, so that won't get me any babes, but it just had to be said.