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It's funny when I get e-mails from you subscribers who think that I'm some 63-year-old man who has fifteen Doctorates in Computer Science. Um... you're way off.

First, and I think I've established this many times before: I'm 25. I realize that age is very difficult to prove over the Internet; but if my mannerisms, witticisms, and shareware selections lead you to believe I'm wise beyond my years, then I'm humbled.

Second, I have one degree (Bachelor's) in English Education. That's right! I'm only qualified to be teaching high school students how to diagram sentences. The problem is, I don't know if I could diagram one on my own anymore. :) That's the closest thing I have to a CS degree.

Bionic Fish NT4 Freeware

I eat popcorn like it's going out of style; one kernel isn't filling, but if you have enough of them, you'll be stuffed. Kinda like this site, which has five cool NT utils (some of which can be used in other versions of Windows)? Like something to help me enhance Date/Time processing in NT batch files, to manage Virtual Memory in Windows NT batch files, to delete the N oldest files in a specified directory, and to release unused CPU cycles in DOS sessions. Yummy!

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Canon BubbleJet Models v2.40 [664k] NT4

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Vision Sampler v4.2 [2.4M] W9x/NT4 FREE

WAV files can be fun, but they can also be a pain to mix together without using "decent" software. I learned this a while back when I tried to do a "modem rap" for a friend; I couldn't do it. With Vision Sampler, I can mix up to 4 different samples and keep them synchronized without burning any extra brain cells (which means it's easy to do). Move over, Fresh Prince... here comes MastaDL! There is also an advanced shareware version available for purchase (very nice).

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Solar System Simulator
Found by Tim Lucia

Cloudy nights don't bother me; I can still see the planets in the sky without a telescope. No, I'm not a super human, I just know of this crazy little web page that'll simulate the solar system (in relationship with different points of view). It's actually quite keen, especially if you're a novice stargazer trying to figure out what this stuff actually looks like. Change a variety of options and it'll spit out a graphic for you in seconds. Scope it out!

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THEME: Birds Of Australia [1.1M]

Chirp, tweet, or caw your way to this download. Even if you're not from down under, you'll still appreciate the feather spread on this flock. Finally, a way to birdwatch without the fear of poopie falling in your hair. Guaranteed to be dingo-free for your safety.

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