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03.11.1999 - GnomeREPORT

A Lockergnomie asks: "Why don't you provide a short tutorial on how to read one of your reviews? You have a lot to offer, but some of us are still learning."

No problem. I try to provide as much information as possible with each LG review. Of course, if it's a website, the only thing you really need to know is the actual URL. Now, if you take a look at a "downloadable" review, you'll discover the information in this order: [File name] [Version] [File size] [Operating System(s)] [Price]. The file name is self-explanatory; the version is important because I doubt you'll want to download something you already have; the file size is either in "kilobytes" or "megabytes" and should give you an idea of how long the file will take to download; the operating system is listed as: W95 (Windows 95), W98 (Windows 98), W9x (Windows 95/98), NT4 (duh), or W9x/NT (Windows 95/98/NT); the price will be listed in US currency if the file isn't free or if it's a demo.

Now, the first URL underneath that initial set of information will be linked to a direct download (EXE or ZIP). ZIP files are archives which contain several files; some EXEs are self-extracting archives. They're put into "ZIP" packages to make it easier & quicker for downloading. Using a program like WinZip or NetZip will help you "unzip" your downloads. The second URL is the author's homepage (if available). I put these two URLs here for your convenience. When the file or site doesn't work, please don't tell me--there's nothing I can do about it. If you encounter something wrong with the site and/or file, I urge you to contact the author. Hopefully, today's IOWA gives you a better understanding of what's in a typical LG review... and why.

-- Chris Pirillo        


GnomePROGRAM

Simple Shopper v1.2 [8.1M] W9x/NT FREE

ftp://whiteknight-software.com/pub/sshopper/SShopper.exe
http://www.whiteknight-software.com/

Gretchen & I initially had difficulties growing accustomed to each other's dining habits. However, after a few trips to the supermarket, we pretty much know what each other enjoys having in the refrigerator. It's nice to make grocery lists, but sometimes we forget about certain obligatory items, good prices, etc.. I downloaded Simple Shopper to help me create & maintain an electronic grocery list. Although the size of the download is incredibly bloated, I couldn't find a comparable utility. It's now easier to keep track of coupons, specials, and all the other "stuff" related to grocery shopping. Clean up in aisle 27!


GnomeSYSTEM

Diamond Monster 3D v4.10.01.1600 [1.1M] W9x

ftp://ftp.diamondmm.com/pub/display/monster/monster3d/m3d1600.exe
http://www.diamondmm.com/products/drivers/monster-3d.cfm

If you've been having problems with your Diamond Monster card and certain 3D games, this driver revision might solve them: "Glide 2.x upgraded to version 2.46, Glide 3.x support added, DirectX 5.0 support added." Happy gaming, gang!


GnomeCANDY

X-Files Sound Archive

http://www.thex-philes.org/kitsunegari/

"She just couldn't break her habit." *kssssssssh* We now interrupt this review to warn you that an excellent, comprehensive X-Files sound archive has been located. It has not been confirmed whether or not... wait... I'm just getting confirmation now. Yes! Yes, apparently these WAV files are of extra-terrestrial origin. While this is Earth-shattering news, we encourage you not to panic. I repeat, DO NOT panic... I've just been told the United Nations has declared a state of emergency. Trust no one... We now return you to "World's Scariest Nuns".


GnomeFAVORITE

Freefind.com
Found by Pankaj Arora

http://www.freefind.com/

Looking for something in particular? I realize that "searches" are an important part of your online activities. When I'm on any given site, I appreciate having the ability to search through their information using a localized search engine. Most sites, however, don't have that ability. Freefind.com can help you "add a search engine to your website today, for free, in less than 10 minutes." Now that would be a definite bonus for your site's visitors. No CGIs or software to install, either! You've finally found it, now use it.


GnomeDESKTOP

FONT: Holy Ravioli [14k]

http://members.aol.com/kipnick/nicksfonts/holy-rav.zip
http://hometown.aol.com/kipnick/nicksfonts/home.htm

I haven't had pasta for a few months now (well, actually, I had a small bit at the Ohana Steakhouse here in Des Moines on Valentine's Day). I can't say I miss the stuff all that much... I'll probably get my "Italian license" revoked for saying that, but honestly--pasta has no taste when you eat it by itself. Here's another interesting bit of useless trivia: I attended Holy Ravioli grade school as a kid. It was run by Sister Margaret Mary Mostaccioli and Father Francois Fettuccini. We had spaghetti for lunch... every damn day.


GnomeTIP

I've been using Microsoft Word 97 a lot lately (though I typically use Notepad to write Lockergnome issues). Yes, Word is powerful--and there are functions in it that I'll probably never use. Keyboard shortcuts, however, are time savers. To see all the keyboard shortcuts for Word, open up Word's help file and type "keyboard shortcuts" as your search criteria. You should see a few of links pop up. 'WordPerfect keyboard equivalents' is for those of you who are used to WordPerfect and want to make a smooth transition to Word. 'Shortcut keys' will take you to a listing of ALL the keyboard shortcuts available to you. Word to your mother!