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01.28.1999 - GnomeREPORT

Just when you thought I was finished getting new peripherals, I went and got a scanner. This time, however, I really needed to get it. Now, I've never owned a scanner before, so this purchase was very exciting for me (compared to, ya know, getting a new keyboard or something). I did a little bit of window shopping and finally decided on the Hewlett-Packard ScanJet 6250Cxi. In the stores, this scanner ran for around $500, but I was able to get it online for just under $400 (even after S&H)! It comes with a 25-page document feeder, and has both USB & SCSI connections. Of course, I'm using USB--it's much easier to configure and manage.

Here's why I "had" to get it: I needed to make copies of certain business things. Since Gretchen & I are now starting to look into loan options (for a mortgage), I really need to start documenting my cash flow a lot more. Man, mortgages and loans are a pain. I have a feeling we'll have to rely only on her income at this point if we want a good rate (since I haven't made much money from Lockergnome in the past 2 years). I also needed this scanner because I wanted to be able to use this PC to send/receive FAXes easily. So, this isn't just for fun and games... although, I will have fun with it!

I've included my first scanned picture below. It's of myself (holding onto the mug of beer), with my brother Ben (the one with the goatee), and my other brother Adam (the one with the hat). If I can think of any other great "classic" pictures to show you, I'll be sure to scan 'em.

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GnomePROGRAM

TaxAct Standard [4.3M] W9x/NT FREE

http://www.taxqna.com/ta98std.exe
http://www.taxact.com/products/tastandard.asp

Another year, another tax return. While I'm sure CPAs are supplementing their annual income, average American Joes are feeling sick to their stomachs. Wait, my dad's name is Joe and he's a CPA. Hrm... at least someone in my family understands taxes. I'd go nuts if I had to do this stuff myself. If you're the type of individual who loves working on his/her own, then you should seriously check out TaxAct. The Standard version (here) is free, but the Deluxe version will cost ya. Either package should help you get through wabbit... er, tax season.


GnomeSYSTEM

How to Decrease Logon Time to Internet Providers

http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q130/0/73.asp

Hey, this Microsoft tweak actually works! Seriously, if you want to make sure your Internet logon is optimized, check to make sure that certain DUN options are NOT enabled. You can find all the details here. Check with your ISP before making any changes (if you're unsure).


GnomeCANDY

Roman Numeral Converter v1.1 [30k] W9x/NT FREE

http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umduec38/rant/files/rnc_l.zip
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umduec38/rant/files/files.htm

I was born in MCMLXXIII, and Lockergnome started in MCMXCVI. Columbus encountered America (he didn't discover it) in MCDXCII. And who could forget the classic year of MDCCCLXXXVIII? If you have no idea what years those Roman numerals translate into, why don't you: a) consult your encyclopedia, b) ask someone who understands Roman numerals, or c) download this free Roman Numeral Converter! I guess if I were you, I'd save your brain cells and just download this sucker. It's pretty cool (and it really works)! VB5 runtimes are required.


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Initialization Strings, Modem Drivers, and Tips

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After listing a few (good) modem tweaks in the GnomeTIPS section, I realized that there are far too many modems out there with far too many differences. When you run into a snag, or when you want to fiddle with a modem's settings, it's typically best for you to consult your documentation, or possibly visit the manufacturer's website for more information. This page, however, is another FANTASTIC alternative. There are tons of modem types listed here, as well as general troubleshooting tips. YMMV!


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FONT: Oh Mega Sigh [6k]

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Omega Psi... to tell you the truth, this font doesn't look all that Greek. More like, hrm... Luxembourgish. Yes, I suppose if I had to match this face with a country, I'd pick Luxembourg. Why? Well, I'll tell you why! Because... the... letters are... small, fat, and virtually indistinguishable from one another. Just like the trees in Luxembourg. I'm also reminded of the time I spent as a child in Vancouver. I was... oh, I don't know. I'm just making this up as I go along.


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In Windows 95, open/save dialog boxes cannot be resized (without the help of a third-party add-on). However, IE4 and Windows 98 users should be able to resize them instantaneously! Look at the lower right-hand corner of an open/save dialog box--if you see some diagonal lines, then you can easily resize your dialog boxes. Click on a corner and drag it to whatever size you want your dialog box to be--which will make it much easier to view the files within the current directory.