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8.12.98 - GnomeNEWS

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So the nerds at NASA are starting to develop a space-compatable Internet system. You know, so in the year 3024 (when Earthlings stop bickering amongst ourselves and Windows 95 has been erased from human consciousness) we'll be able to send e-mail to someone on the moon. At least, that's the hope.

I don't think that we're throwing money away, because things like this need to be developed EVENTUALLY. But I believe that the world needs to take care of other problems first. We need to take care of EACH OTHER first. Only then can we move forward as a global or interplanetary species, with technology in hand or not.

-- Chris


GnomePROGRAM

ZanNet v1.0 [383k] W9x/NT4 SW$50

Who still uses Telnet? I do. And a day doesn't go by when FTP doesn't flash across my screen. I've stumbled upon a different (and much easier) way to access remote UNIX systems. This sucker shows your server as a Windows 95 network drive. Open files on the server with any given application, edit remote files locally, and say good-bye to your FTP *and* Telnet clients. Working from home just got a little simpler.

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GnomeSYSTEM

Microsoft NetMeeting Speed Dial Fix

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GnomeCANDY

Fyrad32 v1.6 [160k] W9x/NT4 FREE

There are board games for bored people--but you don't have to be bored to play them. If you can remember the classic Connect Four, then you'll fall in love with Fyrad. You can play against the computer or friend without ever worrying about losing the chips! Don't sweat defeat, just change the computer's intelligence level. Even if you're new to the game, you'll be hooked for a week.

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GnomeFAVORITE

The Illustrated Guide to Breaking your Computer
Found by a Lockergnome Subscriber

Gutting a fish is probably easier, but I dare to say that it isn't as much fun. Remember to follow these guidelines to the LETTER when setting out to destroy your computer. Don't improvise! Do it right or don't bother doing it at all, people. I don't know how many times I have to remind you of that. NOTE: ruining your PC will seriously hinder your chances to receive the next Lockergnome.

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GnomeDESKTOP

FONT: WeatherFont [19k]

As seen on TV: now you can make your own inaccurate forecasts. Say you wanna put a thunderstorm right over Iowa--BAM! Or an occluded front... what the heck's an occluded front, anyway? Put a heat wave on your hard drive.

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GnomeTIP

IRQs are easy to manage. NOT! If you're not sure which resources are sucking up DMA, IRQ, or Memory resources, you can right-click on My Computer, select Properties, click on the Device Manager tab, select Computer, and click on Properties. Easy as floor pie!