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8.20.98 - GnomeNEWS Hey gang! This is the Lockergnome Daily HTML newsletter! As you can see, this is MUCH more colorful in your Inbox. Plus, it'll be coming to you on a more frequent basis (for easier info digestion). I encourage you to stick with this NEW format--the best is yet to come! For those text fanatics, you'll also be getting the Text Weekly Digest at the end of every week. So just sit back, relax, and put your feet up on your desk (unless your boss is looking). If I had a nickel for every time I was told that "THIS is the BEST program around," I'd be richer than the entire population of Texas. I find people pushing $80 MIDI players in my direction. "What does it do?" I ask. "Plays MIDI files," they respond. "Is that all?" I ask. "Yes," they respond. Please, people... who on this planet is willing to shell out $80 to purchase something that does virtually nothing? If I can find a freeware alternative, I'll use it. Does that make me cheap? I don't think so... it just makes me a bit more economical. My student loan debt is worth more than my actual life right now. GnomePROGRAM Reading Acceleration Machine v2.0 [772k] W9x/NT4 FREE Memorization is the oldest trick in the book, but it's also the most difficult for some of us. Who can recite the U.S. states and their capitols? In alphabetical order? Well, if you need "flash card" technology, read no further. RAM's applications are limitless for both adults and children; you can customize the timing (and appearance) to your liking. Where was this when I was taking Latin!? [ DOWNLOAD ] [ VISIT SITE ]
GnomeSYSTEM IBM Disk Manager {for IBM disks with BIOS limitations} [ VISIT SITE ]
GnomeCANDY 100 Guitar Sounds v1.0 [5.6M] W9x/NT4 FREE My friend Ryan (Rieck) loves playing his guitar. In fact, at one time I thought he had it surgically attached to his hip. I haven't seen him for over a year now, but with these sounds on my PC, it's like he's only one click away. Hear loud, soft, and sometimes weird guitar sounds--all of them authentic! Excuse me while I kiss the sky. [ DOWNLOAD ] [ VISIT SITE ]
GnomeFAVORITE Help Desk Funnies You've heard of "True Stories of the Highway Patrol" but what about all those poor tech support people? Believe it or not, there are actually qualified individuals on the other end (sometimes). What happens when an inquisitive newbie crosses paths with an all-knowing wizard? You get tons of laughter. Please, people... don't get too offended (this site is uncensored, including the Real Audio clips). [ VISIT SITE ]
GnomeDESKTOP FONT: Regime [12k] Someone famous said that out of order will come chaos. Apparently, they weren't thinking about this font. Oh sure, it's got some type of order, but it's completely chaotic. The empire is falling. [ DOWNLOAD ] [ VISIT SITE ]
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Did your computer lock up? Try hitting CTRL-ALT-DEL next time. I
realize this is a no-brainer for the advanced users, but you'd be
surprised how often we forget about the easiest way to shut down
offending programs. You can hit this key combo even when Windows
isn't locked up to view what programs are currently running (in
the foreground and background). Being a super sleuth is simple.
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