Well, I particularly found this little email to be amusing. Could it be that Bill doesn't know how to email someone from his own network? Or is it fakemail?! THAT EVIL FAKEMAIL!!! Hell, I don't give a shit. I just found it intriguing when my provider forwarded it to me.

Oh and let me thank ALL of you fine folks (who shall remain nameless so your six-figure management figures do not implode as they see your emails archived here) for all the support. A very special thanks to that one person who kept calling me at work to inform me that I am 'easy to find'. *Golf Clap* You've looked so hard to find me. Yippee. I'm very happy for you.

Kudos to UUNet! (Microsoft's key ISP throughout the MSN project.) They have unsucessfully tried to DELETE the domain name MICROS0FT.COM "Microsoft with a '0'". Did they think that NIS would just say "Oh! OK! Sure thing!". Of course not. Hell, they are charging us for the domains now, so they need to work a little more, I'd think. Well, see for yourself. As far as I know, and according to all the procedures set forth by NIS, this will not be a completed domain deletion. So Zero Micro will be here to stay! *knock on wood*

And now, we have one Microsoft's® law firms sending me special packages, via express courier. Is anyone interested in the contents? Here are page 1, page 2, and finally page 3. I hope you don't mind, but I blacked out my name and such, for those of you who don't know me.

Well all you Microsoft Corporation® henchmen, keep trying! And maybe you too can have your attempts archived here! Wouldn't that just be so fucking special?


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